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My basic list:
1) Intelligence
3) Scarce Attachment to Material Wealth
4) Very good looks(my most important)
5) Has to have some "nerv"(change the n with p...)
Needs to be a loving person, and not to watch soap operas and stuff, and when I'm angry, she needs to leave me alone.
Yours?! ~D
Perv? You want perversions?~DQuote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
Is this Frontroom material?
I dig chicks who dig beards. It's a big turn-off if they're prudish about drinking, smoking or sex. It's also nice if they like to see a good fight once in a while. Admittedly, I've gotten to the point where I can hardly stand to be with a girl who isn't metal.
Yeah Henry. ~D
It is Frontroom material....
Well, technically, it is in the kingdom of peace and love...Quote:
Originally Posted by NeonGod
I perfer a lady with a sense of humour (i.e. the ability to stand my jokes) and a good deal fo intellegence. Looks, of course, are the deciding factor (aside from saying I perfer dark hair, I think it would be prudent to avoid specifics there.)
Also, she has to be nice. This may sound odd, but there are plenty of girls out there who fit all of the above qualifications, but who are just... well... surly. Not all the time, either- just at inopportune moments. It's a real attraction killer.
I appreciate their femininity.
Typical of BP. ~D
I love the good looks and sense of humour....And how nice and cute she is.
*good looks
*common sense
*a bit crazy
*dont watch reality shows
*listens to my kind of music
*... ehrm... and likes fantasy :charge:
Their vag.....er,, better not put this in the Front room.
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Haven't one. ~:mecry:Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
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You're damn right this is Frontroom material. :knight:
What do I look for in women?
Bedroom eyes.
Cute buns.
Femininity.
An honest appreciation of men as animals.
A touch of helplessness.
And although I don't seek out highly intelligent women, I always end up with them. (Except for one. Bless her dumb-as-a-fence-post intellect.)
The complete lack of a gag reflex.~;)
Oh, and money!~:cool:
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Originally Posted by yesdachi
:mean: ...you wanna get this thread closed before it has a chance?
(good point, though. ~D)
- A healthy mind, body and Spirit
- Uniqueness of character, and an appealing personal style
- plenty of imperfections, and minimal insecurity over these
- A spicy personality, with a tad of playful naughtiness
- A love of exploration and adventure
- A deep appreciation of Beauty in the world
- Confidence without conceit
- A strong sense of compassion
- Humor and wit; grace when appropriate (but not always ...)
- Mutual interests, and contrasting ones too
- Self-awareness; driven to continuously self-improve
- Advanced communication skills; openness
- A rich life experience
- An accepting, encouraging and--when needed--constructively critical personality
Just a few, off the top of my head.
EDIT:
Lol, when I first scanned the thread, I thought this read: "I dig chicks who have beards." Was a good laugh when I gaped and reread it.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeonGod
Watch out Dave. ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
What do you mean by those?!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Axe Moderator
I like the animal stuff. ~D
Leave 2 and 3 alone. Good points though. ~:cheers:
Lier (sp) that doesnt even sound like my mom, this is more like itQuote:
Originally Posted by Beirut
Piggy Eyes
No Buns
Muscular
An honest appreciation of men as animals.
And if you dont cook and cleaned the house before her soaps are done, shell smack you.
Yep, that's your mom...
:ballchain:
In the immortal words of Jimmy Pop:
~DQuote:
You know what I really want in a girl? Me
~:grouphug: Boobies!!!!!!! I am a simple simple man
cute
intelligent
(shorter than me)
innocence
metal head
loves violence
yeah but thats gonna be kinda hard to find so i'll just use trial and error.
Her intelligence,
Her smile,
The way she makes you fell better 100% of the time with the afore mentioned smile
well i guess i'm just a romantic
As long as she's vaguely intelligent and not too malicious, I'm not too bothered. I like looks but at the end of the day, I am not all that bothered as long as they look like women...
Poor Ah_Dut. He is completely exhausted after every day. ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by ah_dut
A nice smile
Hygienic
Nice looking
Intelligent (or has some respectable sort of common sense)
not too ory (sp.)
some degree of innocence
must have breasts
lol, must add that to mineQuote:
Originally Posted by King Malcolm
simply friendly
I forgot a few…
Has hot roommate, mom, sister, or twin sister.~;)
Jesus Christ, I feel like I am perusing the Org's "Adult Friend Finder" service.:hide:
I want a girl that could launch a thousand ships...
For all you historians~;)
I want a girl that could launch a thousand ships...
You want a hard working shipwright , oh well it takes all sorts ~;)
Copious breasts were kinda under my list of things it would be prudent not to mention.. but, since you opened the can- add large breasts to my list.
This thread is juvenile.
Yeah, hate me!
I think that's the point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
And we all love you, BP. ~;) (but not in that way.)
And proud of it! ~:cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
I didn't think my response was juvenile ~:mecry:. Meanie.
We are in the middle of a fire drill with half the company marching past my desk, and I am 'giggling' over that one out loud.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribesman
~:cheers: :bow:
Roommate is fine, sister is cool (hey), and twins, well, that's pretty classy. ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by yesdachi
But MOM!? ~:eek:
Ah, never mind.
I myself am a contrast of personalities. My organic side, of course, appreciates a girl on her femininity and...ahem...figure. On the other hand, my true self is but an idealistic fool who seeks in vain true romance in a too-truthful world.
I am a hopeless romantic.
~:mecry:
Now that I've added a certain amount of Pathos into the thread, it is officially no longer juvenile. ;)
I thought BP was the only hopeless romantic. ~;)
Everybody loves big breasts....You got Pamela Anderson and her 100 min DVD from Playboy for God's sake!!! ~D
i'm going to tell mom and shell drag you from the org with your ears squeezed firmly between her sausag...eh fingersQuote:
Originally Posted by Beirut
I doubt that. ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
A tree killer has the power of a truck. ~:cheers:
personally that big I don't like at all... looks kinda disgusting imoQuote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
Well, having the ehm, frontals, the size of 2 basketballs, means many men. ~D
Not me though, they say that girls with smaller breasts are better in the bedroom. ~;) ~D
then youve never met my mom ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
and drisos, youve prolly seen that ferrari girl she had breast the size of a skippiball
and edyz again, you never got laid, sharap! ~D
Oh really?! ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
I never seen a mom being more powerful than a Tree Killer, except if that mom done tons of body building exercises, which is a bit abnormal.... ~;)
~D
@Drisos
A girl with medium basketballs is good. ~:)
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Originally Posted by Drisos
:medievalcheers: I like big breasts on cows. They tend to produce more milk. ~:)
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I don't really like Pamela- the size would be okay with me, but only if they were natural. It's just that when women get implants that large, they kinda look like paper mache. :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
"................."
medium basketball size is good indeed. ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
Aww. You know I love you. :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by TogakureOjonin
Exhausted is an understatement mate. How are you supposed to find time for women and school at the same time? I hate being regarded as 'intelligent' I have better things to do dammit!Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
And girls (no, I'm not a paedo, I'm underage~;) ) well plenty of them around and I'm looking for a good model, not going for the cheap stuff~;) ~D requires a lot of investment I'm told though~:joker: :hide:
Good looking models require huge investment. ~D Cheap models aren't worth it. Though the good looking ones can dump you, if you can't put up the investment. ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by ah_dut
Plenty of them around...Can you put up some pics?!
Women and school....They combine. You can have women at school, but you can't have school at women. It's not what nature left us. ~D
I'm "underage" as you. You're 14 right?! ~:)
I have the PERFECT videoclip for this comment, unfortunately, posting a link to it would get me banned in about five minutes...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mouzafphaerre
About breast-size: you know what they say, anything more than a mouthful is just a waste :bow:
About women: I love intelligence, it's an aphrodisiac for me. Looks, well, most girls are beautiful in their own way, and finding that beauty is half the fun.
About this thread: it's a bit juvenile, but all in good fun ~:cheers:
I wonder how some people would react if the gender roles were reversed though...
i'm still searching for the post in wich a girl said she never wore underwear, i like that...thats hot ~D
We need a sheathe for our swords, you know.
Hmmm....
Intelligence is always good, but they don't have to be as intelligent as me, just have that common sense that's been mentioned.
Sense of Humour, definitely. And accompanied with this, is that playful naughtiness that Toga mentioned.
Nice to be with. I haven't put that particularly well, but you know what I mean, and it's just being with 'em makes you feel great..
Those are my top 3. Good looks coming in next. Obviously, some degree of good looks goes above all of these.
Yeah, I'm 14 and girls are plenty hassle when you are in a boys school and your parents are breathing down your nec in dramatic fashion for not coming in the top 3 in every subject...grr oh well, life is life right?Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
Put up some pics? I have no talent for taking pictures of women...my last gf would probably agree....
Above what I look for physically with a female (Kill Me, Tokyo ~D) :
Two things I can not tolerate with a soulmate :
* Swearing
* Smoking
Two things I'd look for in my soulmate :
* Sense of humor
* Tranquility and stability of a cat
A female that I'd spend a lot of time with is a soulmate, because Hit and Run is not my style.. That's why I preferred describing my "soulmate"..
My quick list of musts:
- No smoking, usage of drugs except a bit alcohol, but not so much she'll get drunk.
- Not having had a 50 boyfriends.
- She must like pets, especially dogs.
- She must like the nature and feel the need to reserve it.
- A good sense of humour, preferably slightly psychopatic humour.
- Be kind to me and her family.
- Not too much swearing, no judging people she doesn't know.
- Not pay too much attention to her looks, and neither to mine.
- Willingness to leave the stupid country with me.
- A bit of intelligence. or at least she must do her best to study.
I have not yet found someone who has all... well I have not yet met all girls on this planet so I have a chance~:joker:
Same mate. 14. ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by ah_dut
Lucky me, girls don't harrass me as they did in the earlier days. In the primary school, they even called me at home, and unfortunately for them, my mum answered the phone. ~:joker:
You're taking about plenty hassle. Wanna know what hassle is here?! ~D
@Drisos
There are enough Ronin girls out there. ~D
Less hassle would seem ideal..
But I was having hour/2hr conversations (with a girl, on the phone) every single night a while ago. At first, I thought it was just hassle, but I found myself enjoying the conversations later on...
Okay, is Beirut the father of The Stranger, because that's what I gathered...
I didn't really read too carefully, but whilst skimming I thought I saw something along those lines...
It's a joke... It's only a week or two old.. ~;)
I guess so ~D...Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
There are many, trust me... ~D