Man, 50, pulls truck with penis

Yup, it's that muscle again. According to the article Grandmaster Tu's Olympic dingerling will be aired next year by Channel Four. Adults, don't try this at home...

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FREMONT — The ancient Greeks worshipped it. Sigmund Freud said women envy it. And on Tuesday, a man pulled a truck with it. Yes, you read that right. He pulled a truck with his penis.

Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, best known for his Iron Crotch, attached himself not once, but twice, to a rental moving truck and pulled it several yards across a parking lot in Fremont. In lace-up leather boots and a black tank top, the 50-year-old tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles and tugged to make sure it was on tight. An assistant kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle.

He groaned, grunted and pressed against two men for resistance.

Then, slowly, the truck began to roll forward.

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Master Tu Jin-Sheng prepares to pull
a moving truck with his penis, in front of TC Media,
for a UK film crew making a documentary called
Penis Envy, in Fremont Tuesday


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Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng is kicked in
the crotch during his penis-pull warm-up in
Fremont on Tuesday

Ouch indeed...~:eek:

Oh...my...god...

I bet women love him ~:cheers: ~D

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Originally Posted by TheSilverKnight

Oh...my...god...

I bet women love him ~:cheers: ~D

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Did you see the pic of his warm-up? Mid-life crisis, anyone?... ~D

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Originally Posted by AdrianII

Did you see the pic of his warm-up? Mid-life crisis, anyone?... ~D

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He must be having his assistant insure that the equipment was functioning correctly and that the anchor for the rope was secured into the body correctly. ~:eek:

Some people refer to it as their "tackle." This guy takes it seriously.

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Originally Posted by Redleg

He must be having his assistant insure that the equipment was functioning correctly and that the anchor for the rope was secured into the body correctly. ~:eek:

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Which brings us to the subject of the preferred knot for such activity. Would it be..

http://www.realknots.com/p/lk/sloops.gif The 'single loop' ?(ouch, that cuts...)

http://www.realknots.com/p/lk/bends.gif The 'Sheet-Bend' (Oh my...)



But of course, it has to be the Trucker Hitch!

http://www.realknots.com/p/k/faqdolly.gif

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Originally Posted by AdrianII

Which brings us to the subject of the preferred knot for such activity. Would it be..

http://www.realknots.com/p/lk/sloops.gif The 'single loop' ?(ouch, that cuts...)

http://www.realknots.com/p/lk/bends.gif The 'Sheet-Bend' (Oh my...)



But of course, it has to be the Trucker Hitch!

http://www.realknots.com/p/k/faqdolly.gif

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OUCH! ~:eek: I can't imagine how that guy is going to have children given the state that he puts his treasured possessions in.

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OUCH! ~:eek: I can't imagine how that guy is going to have children given the state that he puts his treasured possessions in.

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The article states that 'Jin-Sheng hopes to strap a dozen of his top students to a 747 for the biggest penis pull of all time. All he needs is an airplane.'

I daresay all he needs is a good shrink. ~:handball:

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Originally Posted by AdrianII

The article states that 'Jin-Sheng hopes to strap a dozen of his top students to a 747 for the biggest penis pull of all time. All he needs is an airplane.'

I daresay all he needs is a good shrink. ~:handball:

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Agreed. ~:cheers:

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Originally Posted by AdrianII

I daresay all he needs is a good shrink. ~:handball:

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Sounds like you have a case of "penis" envy ~:joker:

edit" OBTW you walked right into that one.....:hide:

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Originally Posted by AdrianII

The article states that 'Jin-Sheng hopes to strap a dozen of his top students to a 747 for the biggest penis pull of all time. All he needs is an airplane.'

I daresay all he needs is a good shrink. ~:handball:

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Fremont...up in the 'other' California. Lead, mercury & nuclear waste in the water up there. Some day he'll visit the 'real' California, wake up, and say: "I did WHAT, with WHICH?!!"

I spent a two years up there one weekend.

Good.
GOD.

Oh...come on this can't be real. This guy must be doped, or he must have something extra beneath those clothes (I mean for resistence).~:eek:

This is disturbing as hell. Damn you AdrainII !!!!! :furious3:

~:) ~:) ~:)

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Originally Posted by AdrianII

The article states that 'Jin-Sheng hopes to strap a dozen of his top students to a 747 for the biggest penis pull of all time. All he needs is an airplane.'

I daresay all he needs is a good shrink. ~:handball:

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I don't know, shrinkage would make the pull alot tougher... ~;)

This reminds me of an old article decades ago about some hill folks somewhere in central asia who put weasels in their pants and placed bets about how long they could stand it. They really needed television or soccer or something to keep them occupied. Edit: The men...not the weasels.

No one here has seen the opening of the old Japanese TV serial called "The Razor" ? It came out about the same time as "Lone Wolf and Cub," and "Sleepy Eyes of Death." Mr. Razor had some interesting penis workouts.

Frankly, this stuff bores me stiff ~:handball:.

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~:) ~:) ~:)

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Well, looks like we have someone that truelly appreciates this thread!!!~:cheers:

Must be very useful, being able to drag a truck with your penis...... :huh:

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No one here has seen the opening of the old Japanese TV serial called "The Razor" ? It came out about the same time as "Lone Wolf and Cub," and "Sleepy Eyes of Death." Mr. Razor had some interesting penis workouts.

Frankly, this stuff bores me stiff ~:handball:.

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Starring Shintaru Katsu, the actor who played Zatoichi in the 60's (and for whom my character is named), that was some crazy stuff. In the Razor he not only does wild things to Mr Happy he also has some cool boobytraps in his crib.

Good stuff tho, even with the funky 70's detective them music

ichi:bow:

and by the way, there's simpler ways to elongate the ol unit than strapping it to a bus (AKA Enzyte)

ichi:bow:

Go Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng of the Iron Crotch! Guess he was sponsored by Pfizer.

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Originally Posted by TogakureOjonin

Frankly, this stuff bores me stiff ~:handball:.

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Excellent choice of words.

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Good stuff tho, even with the funky 70's detective theme music

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Now what is wrong with funky 1970's detective theme music? Kojak, Shaft, Starky and Hutch, Baretta were some of my favourite themes. In conjunction with a modest reefer, they made the silly plots bearable.
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I spent a two years up there one weekend.
Ah the extended weekend break ~:cheers:

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Did you see the pic of his warm-up?

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There are some people at work I feel inclined to help "warming up" :shifty:

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There are some people at work I feel inclined to help "warming up" :shifty:

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There is a host of people I would love to tie to a Boeing 747 with a Trucker's Hitch and without any warm-up whatsoever.
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Some people just go too far! All those pills you get offered in spam will do it you know...

I bet all you guys are jealous cuz he has the most powerful penis in the world. ~;p

"Banstick," anyone?

You gotta respect that... ~;p I didn't wat to say it, but he is one of my best disciples... ~D

Perhaps he can pull Ser Clegane out of that cursed red pagoda he is trapped in. :inquisitive:

I wonder if he can beat small animals into submission with it?

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Perhaps he can pull Ser Clegane out of that cursed red pagoda he is trapped in. :inquisitive:

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Thats fun but also disturbing.

Sir Clegane:"Please help I'm enslaved in this red pagoda!"
Tu Jin-Sheng:"Don't fear my friend I'll get you out. Just hold tight."

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Starring Shintaru Katsu, the actor who played Zatoichi in the 60's ... Good stuff tho, even with the funky 70's detective them music ...

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Really? I hadn't noticed he is the same guy ... how could I have missed that?! Gah, sometimes I miss the most obvious things. The 70s detective music is the icing on the cake for me--I think it's great! Cracks me up every time.

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Hey, maybe someone should try and recruit this dude as a moderator for ye ol' Backroom.

Hmm, then again, we have plenty of zealous ... penises in here ... .

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Originally Posted by miho

Thats fun but also disturbing.

Sir Clegane:"Please help I'm enslaved in this red pagoda!"
Tu Jin-Sheng:"Don't fear my friend I'll get you out. Just hold tight."

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From the article

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One of Jin-Shengs most famous students, a 70-year-old man in Taiwan, is said to have lifted more than 660 pounds with his penis.

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~:eek: A hell of a lot more impressive than pulling a car imho.

It looks like we have a new winner for the 'Best Backroom Thread Title' award.

And he's 50. Shouldn't he be having 'problems' by now?

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And he's 50. Shouldn't he be having 'problems' by now?

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Maybe he answered one of those pesky naughty mails that litter e-mail inboxes.

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And he's 50. Shouldn't he be having 'problems' by now?

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He is the Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng he doesn't have 'problems'.

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I wonder if he can beat small animals into submission with it?

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I'm not impressed. Lets see him change a flat tire that way

That is one drastic way to gain some length, I guess all the stuff in his inbox didn't work.

I bet he was using a vaccum cleaner to train on as a child..... ~;)

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I bet he was using a vacuum cleaner to train on as a child..... ~;)

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Nah, the vacuum cleaner method doesn't add any permanent length.




Edit: Er, or so I've been told....:hide:

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Nah, the vacuum cleaner method doesn't add any permanent length. Edit: Er, or so I've been told....:hide:

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I wonder if grandmaster Tu's urinal force could extinguish rows of burning cars?... ~D