...is just a myth. In fact, as soon as the current version is cleaned up of bugs, enough that campaigns can be played without major CTDs all the time, it will become the open beta.
Hah hah, I had you scared!
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...is just a myth. In fact, as soon as the current version is cleaned up of bugs, enough that campaigns can be played without major CTDs all the time, it will become the open beta.
Hah hah, I had you scared!
o man and i had my glock 10mm all loaded.......
Don't ignore the positives in the post! ~D
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GAH! :gah2: I was gonna heart attack! :charge:
Edit: Even we mortal EB members can't estimate the next move of the Olympian ones. ~:)
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Shall I compare thee with Ivan the Terrible?Quote:
Originally Posted by khelvan
Thou art more cruel and more insensate.. ~:eek: :furious3: :wall: ~:rolleyes: :duel:
O Stratigos :bow:
...my blood pressure will never be the same again...
Ditto. One way to get me to wake up in the morning.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mouzafphaerre
Good luck with the work, EB team.
Oh my.... you trying to live up to your office khelvan?
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EB insanity coordinator
Same thing for me...Quote:
Originally Posted by Wonderland
Need oxygen... FAST !
thank you now im going to have to clean my pants out!
Whoa, talk about a shock to the system. Just goes to show how much I'm looking forward to EB, I guess.
Glad you're getting the problems ironed out, it can't be much fun constantly starting afresh.
You have me scared my a moment.
~:rolleyes: gah mortal fools you underling stick men believe the most unlikey event!!!
Scared?!! Grr, that was the worst two seconds of my life ~:angry: ~:angry: ~:angry: ~:angry: ~:angry: ~:angry: :angry: :fainting: :fainting: :fainting: :fainting: Luckily enough, they were followed by the best thirty seconds of my life ~D ~D ~:cheers: ~:cheers: ~:cheers: ~:grouphug: Good luck with the OB, I can't wait!Quote:
Originally Posted by khelvan
:laugh4:
YES!!!
KHELVAN, YOU ARE THE GREATEST MOD(ifier/erator) EVER! :bow: ~:cheers:
Almost started gathering other o'i 'etaipoi
:knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight:
for the greatest charge in history
:charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge:
Me: Let's browse the EB forums, see if they've FINALLY released anything.
*click*
Hmm. EB status, old, old, the cancell - What. The. No.
*Heart stops*
*click*
Oh.
*Restarts heart*
Damn you khelven!
It would've been nice to let it linger for 2 days. That way, we could've really scared the Crapola out of a few good folks. ~D
had me scared for a second!! >< lol i was like nooo EB might had been cancelled lol....arghh the cruelty :P
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DANG HAVE BEEN AWAY TOO LONG.
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 11
:stunned: Apparently.
haha, good to see that the EB team hasn't lost their sense of humour ~;)
you must be the first no-EB member who can laugh with this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Freeze
Make no mistake I am also waiting patiently for EB. But it's exam time for me, so the only thing I am worrying about is exams, the rest is for me just a footnote in my mind.
Didnt belive the title for a second. Youll have to do better than that =P
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Off topic: Randy, your sig images are great but they have to be maximum 10 K per forum rules mate. ~:(
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Good gods thats tiny!
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Thanks. :bow:
Believe me, I feel the pain. (Can't fly my flag. ~:mecry:)
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It's not a limit if noone says anything. ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mouzafphaerre
o they got me real quick on my sig.....real quickQuote:
Originally Posted by Zorba
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I believe the updated forum software enforces a size limit. It calculates multiple images falsely though, that's why I can't fix the link in my siggy. ~:mecry:
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In other news, a number of people around the world were found dead in front of their computers today, with the same website displayed on each computer.
The website was a internet chat room for what appears to be a modification of a popular video. Investigators believe, however, that this may be the front for a internet based suicide ring.
"Looking back in the history of this forum, it seems clear to me that the people behind this game were really just sadistic individuals who got the victims dependent on 'updates' of the game, " said FBI investigator Louis Freeh, who went on to explain that a certain message about the cancellation of the game may have been the prearranged signal for people to commit suicide.
A mother of one of the victims, who asked not to be identified, demanded to know why access to such sites wasn't more severely restricted.
"How is it that a child of any age can access these violent video game sites, where people find happiness in slaughtering thousands of people in a virtual world, burning and razing cities?" the mother asked. She has also stated that she intends to start an organization to prevent such things from happening again, insisting, "We must stop these evil 'modification teams' who torment our children and get them to commit suicide as part of the game!"
A FBI investigation into these events is ongoing.
Crazed Rabbit
Y'know, come to think of it, this thread has almost 870 views and only 33 replies (counting this one)... ~:eek: Are people really being killed by a thread?!
It didnt stop me useing my rotating sig since the link wasnt direct to a image. It was linked to the php script that controls my many sigs and so the forum wasnt able to tell what size the image it was being linked to was.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mouzafphaerre
Quite a nice trick realy.
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Teach me! :jumping: (PM/IM/email)
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As much as i would like to PM you my user CP is stuck in german no matter how many times i set it to english.
Yes. :fainting:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zorba
Don't do that again...seriously, my heart skipped a beat reading the title.
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Originally Posted by RandyKapp
:gah2: Have you tried clearing the cookies and the cache? Otherwise better contact TosaInu.
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As I warned, my policy on trolls is to delete their posts outright. Especially ones who create new accounts so they can say stupid things without being "caught."
Geez... was I lucky to miss that?
Do you have a server with Apache? If so, then I can tell you that what you want is the mod_rewrite module, although beyond that I have no idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mouzafphaerre
Anyway, for the time being, you could always 1) change the image links to point to images on your webspace (or Photobucket) that don't exist, updating your sig links at the same time, then 2) upload the images you want to the names you put in. At step 1, the board script should try to check the images, find they don't exist, and so let them through. TWC used to have a script that checked sig size for every post and then automatically removed it if it was found to be in violation—from what you've said, it seems the Guild has the much less reliable method of only checking when you change your sig, and so this will work.
(Of course, even the method TWC used to use can be overcome with mod_rewrite, specifically by determining which IPs are being used to check the image size and then sending a different image to those IPs than to anyone else. But that's out of the reach of most users. The only surefire way to stop images from being too big is to require them to be uploaded to the site server.)
Edit: Damn, seems like Junior Members can't link to external sites in their sig. I was going to do a demonstration. ~:(
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Originally Posted by Simetrical
~:thumb:
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You know, for a man that has not been on the boards for quite a while, to come back and see this headline was just... CRUEL!
I think I am going to sue the .org for emotional distress! :san_grin:
Azi
News of EB's cancelation have been gravely exagerated... :san_grin:
The .org is not liable for material its users post (see Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act). You'd have to sue khelvan himself. He shouldn't be too hard to track down, once you have his name, and you can always ask for subpoena. ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Azi Tohak
Wow, I think I discovered a trojan on my PC! Gee, I wonder who has been using it to make posts?? :san_cheesy:
EB is getting cancelled? Oh ok good. :freak:
:Go to EB:
:See "The cancellation of EB...":
:runs out of room and gets a piece of rope:
:hanged:
Well since i cant PM it here it is:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mouzafphaerre
<?php
$folder = '';
$exts = 'jpg jpeg png gif';
$files = array(); $i = -1; // Initialize some variables
if ('' == $folder) $folder = './';
$handle = opendir($folder);
$exts = explode(' ', $exts);
while (false !== ($file = readdir($handle))) {
foreach($exts as $ext) { // for each extension check the extension
if (preg_match('/\.'.$ext.'$/i', $file, $test)) { // faster than ereg, case insensitive
$files[] = $file; // it's good
++$i;
}
}
}
closedir($handle); // We're not using it anymore
mt_srand((double)microtime()*1000000); // seed for PHP < 4.2
$rand = mt_rand(0, $i); // $i was incremented as we went along
header('Location: '.$folder.$files[$rand]); // Voila!
?>
Just put that in notepad and save it as imagescript.php or whatever you want to call it. Then put it in the same folder as the images and link to the script file as your sig.
Many thanks to my good friend PrivateEye who made it.
His site is: http://www.pegame.net
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Originally Posted by RandyKapp
Thanks, much appreciated! ~:thumb:
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Wow. You have big brass balls Khelvan.
http://www.murnis.com/images/product...alls/ball1.jpg
hey christma icons does this mean im gonna get an unexpected xmas present this year?
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well thanks alot EB because of you i had to have heart surgury, I FLAT LINED 6 times mostly cause everytime i recovered conciousness i remembered this topic title and flat lined, my insurence quadrupled!!!! You better start paying me!
*goes into bedroom with a cup of hot coffee* :san_cheesy: *logs on to totalwar.org*:san_cool: *goes into EB forum and sees 'The cancellation of EB...'* :san_shocked: *jumps up in celebration 'Freedom at last!'* :san_grin: *Finds out that thread is just a joke* :san_laugh:
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Originally Posted by Rilder
doing better than the guy who flatlined 32 times in 20 minutes
better work harder on your evil jokes guys....didnt quite make the grade on killing power
The first words that entered my head when i saw "The cancellation of EB" were... (after a short pause where my head went completely blank) "you're kidding right?"
Then i clicked it, and yep, they were. :san_angry:
:devilish:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayve
Zorba, if you don't do anything really quick, Khelvan will catch up to you and usurp your title! We need to start a coalition against Khelvan! *Forms the Coalition of Nationalist Loyalists of Misinformation*
Uh... you do know I am a member of EB... right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jolt
If i join this Coalition of Nationalist Loyalists of Misinformation, and become a traitor to the makers of a mod i've been waiting for for months and months, would it get me the OB any quicker!? :san_angry:
That depends. I guess if you don't mind campaign CTD bugs that we can't track down yet, you could all have it.
Do you think releasing it help you track them down?
(I'm not trying to sound smarter than you... but just ... curious what your mind is about OB's)
Isn't an OB release supposed to have bugs? :inquisitive: :san_undecided:Quote:
Originally Posted by khelvan
Not that I want any :computer: ... I am totally ignoramus about such things..:san_smiley: :goofy: :scared:
O Stratogos :bow:
It will most definatly have bugs, we're trying to catch all the one's will crash people's games on a regular basis (we had a CTD that would let you get past the first turn when the first version of .7 was done). You folks can help us find the irregular ones once we get this damn thing out the door (trust me I want to release it as bad as you want us to).
I think release the OB will do that many people know your works and try to help you to fix theese problems and others can be in the future.
It´s a beta, no? Dont worry if there is some bugs, it´s normal.
At the present, how many companies release perfect full games? They usually sell us the games with many bugs and after release the fix patches.
As has been stated, we're not trying to release it 'perfect'. More 'playable'. A series of very large bugs that we already know of have rendered the campaign unplayable due to CTDs. We don't need help finding them, we just need to fix them, and continue to the next major CTD bug, and so on. Once the major CTD bugs are out of the way, the game will be playable, and likely have quite a number of smaller bugs, omissions, and errors that we can then correct at a more liesurely pace.
[MODE=NO_PROPAGANDA]Trust me, you don't want to play this version yet. I mean, I can understand having to put up with bugs here and there, but some of these bugs are pretty bad. I mean, game-killer bad. On the up-side, however, we are veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery close to removing them; we are down to the last internal build, so just have a little more patience.[/MODE]
But, then again...
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
good one. gnah gnah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zorba
What if we let just one game killing bug in it and let the fans fix them. Less work for the bug hunters and fixers who can take brake.
Because then whiners will come out of the woodwork, complaining about the mod crashing the game all the time, and then whine more about how we should've fixed it before release. This is pre-emptive avoidance of whining that would be far more irritating than current whining, because it'd be whining about something we gave them. This way, at least the whining is mildly justifiable because we've been baiting the poor innocents forever. And I don't much care for taunting them with cancellation scares. It's enough to incite more complaining.
Yeah. Incase you didn't notice, I was kidding :san_wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zorba
It is rather obvious of all the whiners who would appear as it would be very dramatic to go for like 10 turns without saving and say "Hey, really freaking game. I already have myself a good empire. Lemme save before this...Oh, what a cool rebel unit. Lemme see the description *Right clicks*
*Unknown Error has occurred, Rome: Total War will now exit.*
And we'll be like "Damn...So much work for nothing"
Of course there's always those pluses which are people who after that "Damn." Come to the forum whining which such a bug wasn't fixed and on how it ruined their life beyond repair.
I'm pretty sure that's what they are trying to avoid.
What about posting all units desc plus screenshots?
We could read them and find those small "features":san_grin: that seem to be unavoidable. Or maybe you have profesional correctors in team? If yes, then let us read that great stuff and learn some english. :san_grin:
This will allow some of us to start playing just after OB is out instead of spending hours on reading :san_tongue:
This might sound dumb, but what exactly does "CTD" stand for?
Crash to Desktop. Basically it occurs an error which ends the game.
Crash-to-Desktop; a bug that causes the game to cease suddenly. They're irritating, and some very large ones are in our current version.
It was amusing. They found it amusing. The spam threads are what people are complaining about. :san_wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ranika
Yes, that should cease to. It gets me an itch to hurt some one.
You don't need outside incentive for that!
Jesus! And a happy Christmas to you too.