Annual Baritx Day

If you will all look back into the annals of the Org, you will see that it was on this very day, exactly one year ago, that a certain member of the Org deemed it necessary to post a thread containing a question that I am sure we all remember so very well, a question regarding a faction known as "Bartix", and another faction that was to replace Armenia. The thread that resulted from this seemingly inconsequential question was one of the most legendary in recent memory; its meteoric rise into hilarity, its wonderous tangents and musings, and its tragic Gotterdaemerung, all within the space of 10 days, are the equal of any other great thread within the Org. And so, it is with this in mind, that we are forced to ask a certain question, a question which burns still in our minds:

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"What is the history of the zipper?"

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No, seriously...

tell what bartix and the faction that replaces armenia got then??
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The origional thread, so that we may look back upon it in the interest of posterity.

Please, let this be not a day of argument and flaming, but a day of memory.

But today is the 3st, that thread seems to have been posted on the 1rd, which means thou art 2 days late! Unless i'm missing something.

But i remember reading that thread and it was damn hilarious.
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I think he was trying to ask about Bactria.

Aw, hell... I spaced out on "the day"... :embarassed:

My mistake. I thought it was the first.

And here I was, getting all misty-eyed on the wrong day. :laugh4:

Nevermind! For we can pretend it is the 1st of may. Or if you like, we can pretend the original thread was created on the third! :balloon2:

Happy May Day anyway.

Happy Bartix Day! :bulb2: :2thumbsup:

It was fun reading Ranika's bit on the zipper again and by some strange coinceidence mine has been falling down all day to :wall:

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Originally Posted by Dayve

But today is the 3st, that thread seems to have been posted on the 1rd, which means thou art 2 days late! Unless i'm missing something.

But i remember reading that thread and it was damn hilarious.
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Well here it is still the 2nd. So he is only one day late!

Happy Bartix Day!! :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2:

Happy Baritx Day !!!!!:balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: what ever it is ^_^

Bartix day!!! :jumping: :bulb2:

Why not just make it Bartix week? A 7 day festival of fun! :2thumbsup:

http://www.hallobay.com/images/2001/bear_26.jpg

I still hope Barix will be included in the stickman mod.

oh, and happy bartix day everyone

i second the handsome viking

happy Bx-day!

Hilarious!!:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

Happy Bartix day!!:2thumbsup: :balloon2: :2thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by the_handsome_viking

http://www.hallobay.com/images/2001/bear_26.jpg

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Happy Bartix day. :elephant: :elephant:

EDIT: Picture changed to please Teleklos Archelaou ~:joker: ~:joker: :sorry:

http://www.ourlittleone.com/pink_bea...lla187x192.jpg

Uncool. Get rid of that please. Many people will be quite offended.

edit: Thanks. I grew up on a farm and am used to seeing that sort of stuff, but it would have quickly grossed out many folks on here I think and wasn't really necessary. Pretty pink bears on umbrellas is funnier anyway. :grin:

happy bartix day!!!!!!!!!!!!
the best thread ever!!!!!!!
what does that bear have to do with bartix day?


btw i propose we make a petition to the federal gov, making bartix day a national holiday!

hehehehe look at the very last post, khelvan has issues lol

Happy Bartix day!

Why can't we turn EB into:

Europa Bartixorum

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Originally Posted by antiochus epiphanes

what does that bear have to do with bartix day?

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https://img57.imageshack.us/img57/7489/charge9sd.jpg

I've never picture spammed before but some time must be the first so here we go:

http://www.dongettyphoto.com/alaska/...ars-Mating.jpg

http://www.nature-photos.org/images/..._mating_02.jpg

http://www.naturesscene.com/artists/...ating_game.jpg

Happy Bartix day once again!

Europa Bartixorum. ~D

As a new member to this formidable forum, may I ask what the original Batrix-thread was about? It would seem it was a laugh, but can someone please elaborate?

Also, Happy Batrix day, as well a late congratulation to the King of Sweden, whose birthday is on the 1st of May! Yay! Twice the festivities!


Edit: I would also like to remind everyone on this forum that the official Towel Day is coming up fast. It is celebrated on the 25th of may to celebrate the late Douglas Adams, author of the excellent and (in?)famous book dubbed The Hitchhiker's Guiade to the Galaxy. To show you support and allegiance by carrying yor towel with you the whole day. Thought someone might care....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towel_Day" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towel_Day

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Originally Posted by LegioXXXUlpiaVictrix

I've never picture spammed before but some time must be the first so here we go:

http://www.dongettyphoto.com/alaska/...ars-Mating.jpg

http://www.nature-photos.org/images/..._mating_02.jpg

http://www.naturesscene.com/artists/...ating_game.jpg

Happy Bartix day once again!

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Hahahahaha thats just sick.

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Originally Posted by Pius

As a new member to this formidable forum, may I ask what the original Batrix-thread was about? It would seem it was a laugh, but can someone please elaborate?

Also, Happy Batrix day, as well a late congratulation to the King of Sweden, whose birthday is on the 1st of May! Yay! Twice the festivities!

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This was a little bit before my time, but someone called "Abokasee" posted the famous words "tell what bartix and the faction that replaces armenia got then??". He probably wanted to know what Bactria was and who replaced Armenia, but he was incredibly obnoxious about about. The thread quickly became the funniest in history.

I remember reading that thread when it had about a first page of posts, and deciding not to bother posting, the lightbulb thing is classic though.

I actually got a good laugh out of reading that thread again, until I kept seeing names that were once critical EB contributors who have disappeared. Not disappeared from the site, since they still log in here, but disappeared from EB. I am no longer laughing.

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Originally Posted by Pius

As a new member to this formidable forum, may I ask what the original Batrix-thread was about? It would seem it was a laugh, but can someone please elaborate?

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Here is a link to thread, so you can see for yourself. I am afraid the thread does not end as funnilly as it started, however.

I read the thread, and I have to say, it was absolutely hilaríous, even though it was quite sad how it ended. Whatever happened to Abokasee anyway?

Happy Anniversairy, anyways!

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Originally Posted by khelvan

I actually got a good laugh out of reading that thread again, until I kept seeing names that were once critical EB contributors who have disappeared. Not disappeared from the site, since they still log in here, but disappeared from EB. I am no longer laughing.

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Damn. You're absolutely right. If we still had a key four or so of those guys as active as we did we'd be so close to being totally through now I think. I counted approximately 27 EB members who posted in that thread, and I think of those 27 about 9 or 10 are the most we can say are still active in the mod. The worst part are the people who were so incredibily important (e.g., nowake, sharrukin, eadingas - though I'll say even when sharrukin left, he left us with so much that he had already prepared that it seems like he continues to help us - that was one hard working dude :2thumbsup:. If the other people who left had left us in a similar situation we'd still be reaping the benefits).

Well, if it's any consolation, the fans are still active...:2thumbsup:

Happy Bartix Day all!!! :balloon: :balloon2:

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Originally Posted by Pius

I read the thread, and I have to say, it was absolutely hilaríous, even though it was quite sad how it ended. Whatever happened to Abokasee anyway?

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Abokasee is still around, you can catch in him the Frontroom and the Arena (sometimes even in the Backroom). :2thumbsup:

Apparently, he will try EB, but has to finish BI first...

Edit: oops, never mind.

guys, its Bartix not Baritx:laugh4:

HURRAY! Happy (very late) Birthday Bartix! :thumbsup:

seems like some EB history here... too bad I wasn't around then

But I ain't go time right now to read it, so maybe later.

Until then: I don't get it :no:

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Originally Posted by Teleklos Archelaou

Uncool. Get rid of that please. Many people will be quite offended.

edit: Thanks. I grew up on a farm and am used to seeing that sort of stuff, but it would have quickly grossed out many folks on here I think and wasn't really necessary. Pretty pink bears on umbrellas is funnier anyway. :grin:

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I'm now really curious what the original picture was

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Freakin' necromancers.

Raising deceased cattle? Cooool...

Anyone else notice the title was wrong.

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Originally Posted by Kralizec

Raising deceased cattle? Cooool...

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Hey, that's my jooob!!! :furious3:

why dont we make a second Bartix thread???? (or is this the one?)

It seems like Abokasee has moved on to bigger and better things. Three months ago he released this:

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=68094

Insainty or Insaintiy mod, I'm not sure which, so I'll call it Insainix.
But the name matters not. What matters is the slogan:

"The Insaintiy mod it has no saintity" :bounce:

So let's all drink TAQUILAL (MEXION BOOZE) and toast to his success.

~:cheers: ~:cheers: ~:cheers: ~:cheers:

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Memorix, ah...memorix...

Yes, even tough I can't see a reason, let us all drink TAQUILAL.

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Originally Posted by Gertgregoor

TAQUILAL.

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"What the hell? The innate non-sensical glee of this makes me afraid. But my constant desire to be helpful means I have to answer a question. Because this makes no sense, I'll instead answer the question "What is the history of the zipper?"

The zipper had numerous 'inventors', the first of which was Elias Howe, who invented the sewing machine, and received a patent in 1851 for an 'Automatic, Continuous Clothing Closure.' Perhaps it was the success of his sewing machine which caused Elias not to pursue marketing his clothing closure.

In 1895, Mr. Whitcomb Judson (who also invented the 'Pneumatic Street Railway') marketed a 'Clasp Locker' a device similar to the 1851 Howe patent. Being first to market gave Whitcomb the credit of being the 'Inventor of the Zipper', However, his 1893 patent did not use the word zipper. The Chicago inventor's 'Clasp Locker' was a complicated hook-and-eye shoe fastener. Together with businessman Colonel Lewis Walker, Whitcomb launched the Universal Fastener Company to manufacture the new device. The clasp locker had its public debut at the 1893 Chicago World's Fair and met with little commercial success.

Swedish-born (who later immigrated to Canada), Gideon Sundback, an electrical engineer, was hired to work for the Universal Fastener Company. Good design skills and a marriage to the plant-manager's daughter Elvira Aronson led Sundback to the position of head designer at Universal. He was responsible for improving the far from perfect 'Judson C-curity Fastener.' Unfortunately, Sundback's wife died in 1911. The grieving husband busied himself at the design table and by December of 1913, he had designed the modern zipper. Gideon Sundback increased the number of fastening elements from four per inch to ten or eleven, had two facing-rows of teeth that pulled into a single piece by the slider, and increased the opening for the teeth guided by the slider. The patent for the 'Separable Fastener' was issued in 1917. Sundback also created the manufacturing machine for the new zipper. The 'S-L' or scrapless machine took a special Y-shaped wire and cut scoops from it, then punched the scoop dimple and nib, and clamped each scoop on a cloth tape to produce a continuous zipper chain. Within the first year of operation, Sundback's zipper-making machinery was producing a few hundred feet of fastener per day.

The popular 'zipper' name came from the B. F. Goodrich Company, when they decided to use Gideon's fastener on a new type of galoshes and renamed the device the zipper, the name that lasted. Boots and tobacco pouches with a zippered closure were the two chief uses of the zipper during its early years. It took twenty more years to convince the fashion industry to seriously promote the novel closure on garments.

In the 1930’s, a sales campaign began for children's clothing featuring zippers. The campaign praised zippers for promoting self-reliance in young children by making it possible for them to dress in self-help clothing. The zipper beat the button in the 1937 in the "Battle of the Fly," when French fashion designers raved over zippers in men's trousers. Esquire magazine declared the zipper the "Newest Tailoring Idea for Men" and among the zippered fly's many virtues was that it would exclude "The Possibility of Unintentional and Embarrassing Disarray."

The next big boost for the zipper came when zippers could open on both ends, as on jackets. Despite the limited successes, the amount of products with the zipper being produced weren't exactly vast. The United States Navy, however, placed an order for several thousand of the items, to be tailored onto certain uniforms, for interior pockets, trousers, and as the main closure for overcoats. This greatly enhanced the popularity of the zipper via footage of the events of World War 2, and the zipper subsequently became the main fixture on most articles of men's clothing."

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