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I'm not sure if everyone has heard about the new movie, SNAKES ON A PLANE with Samuel L. Jackson.
The name really threw me off, so I decided to come up with new ones.
Airbus Asp
Flying Cobra
Boeing Boa
What are your thoughts on the movie, and any new names for this odd-named one?
Supposedly Samuel L. Jackson agreed to do the moved based on the name alone. It's pretty catchy.
Can't wait to see it. The title is what makes it so popular.
Snakes on a plane. *snickers* tee hee.
Snakes... on a plane!
Why should Samuel Jacksons face be etched out of the side of a mountain for other so called actors to worship and feel inferior ? This is why:
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In another interview in early 2006, Jackson claimed that once he learned about the movie title being changed he said: "What are you doing here? It's not Gone with the Wind. It's not On the Waterfront. It's Snakes on a Plane!"[5] On March 2, 2006, the studio reverted the title to Snakes on a Plane.
I've started using the phrase instead of the usual quasi swearing phrases.Quote:
On June 3, 2006, Samuel L. Jackson said, while presenting the award for best movie at the MTV Movie Awards, "I'm here tonight to present the award everyone's been waiting for: best movie. Now, this award holds a special place in my heart because next year I'll be winning it for Snakes on a Plane. Now I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don't give a damn. I am guaranteeing that Snakes on a Plane will win best movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. The New James Bond... no snakes in that! Ocean's 13... where my snakes at? Shrek the Third... green, but not a snake. No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called Mo' Motha-{loving} Snakes on Mo' Motha-{loving}' Planes."
"Snakes on a plane man! I've told you five times, I'm mute!"
{profanity edited out, thanks to Sasaki Kojiro for the heads up.}
Comes out soon, doesn't it? I'm sure it'll do well and be entertaining at least.
I don't think it will be bad enough to live up to the hype.
This screen image says it all:
https://img209.imageshack.us/img209/...aplane2gi9.jpg
edit: This one to
http://www.moviewallpapers.net/wallp...ane/2_1024.jpg
Warning: Vulgar language.
But I warned about the language. :/ (But you still can't link to stuff like that - Beirut)
(Edited link. Language - Beirut)
Why wouldn't you go see this? It's about snakes on a PLANE. Huzzah for the Hollywood movie naming process.
'Snakes on a plane' what's it about then? :inquisitive:
:laugh4:
Damn, beaten to the joke by IA, again.
Could be a great franchise. "Spiders on a Submarine" should be next, and Steven Segal will surely cash in with "Squirrels on a Bus that can't stop or open the doors for some perfunctorily explained reason"
I'll watch it if there are Japanese girls who get snakes coiled all over them. They must be Japanese because they do the best acting when they're in that kind of situation. :hide:
The invasion of the SnathiQuote:
Originally Posted by English assassin
Only us who play with GAL shall now the answer
I may have to get one of these shirts ...
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ania/v1-v2.gif
It was a genius move to name the movie "Snakes on a Plane." The title of the movie is the reason people are so excited. They could make the movie a 5-minute claymation clip and they would still reap huge profits because of the name. Heck, people will still go see it even if everyone trashes the movie after opening weekend.Quote:
Originally Posted by whyidie
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It's Snakes On A Plane Man SNakes On A Fricken Plane Everyone Dies Snakes+plane=snakes On A Plane Snakes On A Plane What Don't You Get About It Snakes On A Plane Snakes Snakes Snakes Plane Plane Flying Snakes Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hi I'm Samuel L. Jackson *slap*
All those were supposed to be in caps use your imagination.
Csar
Kralizec, clear some PM space, and I'll send it.
Done
I'd seriously like to go see it when it comes out, but I can't convince any of my friends to go with me. :P I'm not going by myself. And like whyidie said, I'm doubtful that it will be laughably bad enough to enjoy. I think the worst thing for the movie's legacy would be for it to turn out simply mediocre. I think it needs to be either a fairly good movie in its own right or a really awful one. Either way, it needs to take itself very seriously, in my opinion, for best effect. I'd be really disappointed if it presented itself as some kind of comedic action film. There's already going to be enough humor surrounding its release; if the tone of the actual movie is too flippant, I think many people would feel "cheated" by the directors' not attempting to make a "real" movie. I don't know, maybe that's just me.
Something like this? :idea2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Csar
Personally, I prefer:
SnaKEs oN a pLaNE!
My sentiments exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by B_Ray
Yeah me and my friends just laugh at movie everytime we see the previews. Looks like ****...
I'm going to see the movie just so I can hear Samuel L. Jackson say "There's motherluvin' snakes on this motherluvin' plane! Motherlovin snakes motherluva!" Edit: After that, I'll probably walk out and get my money back.
The Making Of documentary could be called Turkeys In A Film Studio
Now it's going to be about insert animal here in/on/above/below insert location here. It's just like adlibs!
Okay, I'll try:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshal Murat
Birds in a Blender.
Lions on a Schoolbus.
Roosters in New York.
Artichokes in a Brazier.
Ants in yer pants......
I remember seeing a really really bad non-Disney animated movie about a rooster who went to the big city to get a rock and roll star. While it wasnt named it, I think Roosters In A City would be much more suitable for that garbage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eclectic
I`ve seen two crappy movies which I´d name:
Rats in a mental home
and
Cockroaches in a village
:juggle2:
Spiders in a Submarine
:laugh4: Are you talking about Howard the Duck? Lea Thompson is hot.Quote:
Originally Posted by kekvitirae
No, Howard The Duck was live action with a smattering of bad CG and puppetry. I'm talking about this movie.
kekvitirae, your sig has got to be the cutest damn thing I have ever seen.
Kittens are just precious.
Hmmmm.
Kittens on a Plane.
Just doen't have the same effect, does it? :2thumbsup:
Let's see if we can make themmenacing by placing them in something else:
Kittens in the Basket.
Kittens in a Tree.
Kittens on a Chair.
Wait! I got it! Kittens on a Plane! But assuming there are one million kittens!
How about Jaws in a Plane? A great white shark breaks out of an aquarium and then the entire plane is flooded.
Python in me pants.
Kittens in a CrateQuote:
Originally Posted by Eclectic
Kittens in a Box
Kittens on a Tray
Kittens in a Stove
Kittens on a Plate
Stay tuned for the sequel:
Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake!
No the sequel will be:
"anaconda's in a jumbojet"
Sequels are always bigger and more spectacular, or at least they try to be.
What about "2 snakes, 2 planes"?
Followed by "triple snakes, third of a plane"...
I hope I am not spoiling this great work of art for anyone, but I don't think you have to wait for the sequel to see that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peasant Phill
Three words: Instant. Cult. Classic. I saw the movie last night and was pleasantly surprised. I went in with low expectations but it actually turned out to be a pretty kick-*** movie. In fact, there were multiple standing ovations throughout the film. It had everything you could want in a movie: snakes, violence, gore, Samuel Jackson swearing, and some nudity. I was afraid that the movie was going to be a comedy or take itself too seriously, but neither happened. It was filled with plenty of suspenseful and serious moments, but there were also some comedic relief. At one point in the film, Samuel Jackson's character actually says: "Great. Now we have snakes on crack!":laugh4: Best movie of the year!:2thumbsup: And to anyone who says they don't like it, we'll unleash the snakes on you!:furious3: :laugh4:
Micheal Jackson On a Plane.
Jenifer Lopez: Singing on a Plane
At 30,000 feet there's no escape.
Cert 18.
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Originally Posted by Cowhead418
A standing ovation. Thats great.
Yep, there were several throughout the movie. There was one during the opening credits, another when we first saw Samuel Jackson, and yet another when he uttered: "That's it! I'm tired of these mother******* snakes on this mother******* plane!":laugh4: The audience also cheered whenever a character was attacked by a snake.Quote:
Originally Posted by whyidie
Snapes on a Klane
Now THATS an audience that is in tune with the movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowhead418
Badgers on a Kayak
Ferrets on a Submarine
Bats on a Boat
Sharks on a Kia
Tarantulas on a Tricycle
:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
This is getting to bizarre if you ask me.
Skinks on a Ferry
Weasels on a Winnebago
Bitches on a Bus
best Movie Ever
QFTQuote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
This movie is the best 10 bucks i paid in my life.
I wonder how many people are going to see it just for that one line. This is a movie I could watch again. In fact, a friend is coming back from vacation today so I might go see it again with him. It is definately worth the money. The movie is original and is definately better than most of the other **** that passes for movies these days.
i would like to see a spin off "Octopus on an Elevator"
Or, even better... Sharks In A HouseQuote:
Originally Posted by Cha
For a moment I thought that was a joke until I saw the image. :laugh4: Does this shark have legs? If not then I think it's the shark that should be afraid. What's the title of that story?Quote:
Originally Posted by kekvitirae
It's a manga called Gyo, where the fish of the ocean rise up (with creepy spider legs, no less).
Here's an earlier image from the same chapter, entitled 'Shark Attack'
http://i7.tinypic.com/2556mpt.jpg
Sharks in a house is not just a cartoon. I used to live near one:
http://www.headington.org.uk/history/misc/shark.htm
That's awesome. I wouldn't want that thing on my block, but it still rocks.Quote:
Originally Posted by econ21
Spiders in a snake.
snake in a spider.
crocs, spiders, sharks in an anaconda.
Went to see it today, and I whole-heartedly recommend it. I haven't seen a film that was as fun as this for a long time.
That is the weirdest freaking thing I've seen in a long time. There's something utterly diabolical and terrifying about that concept to me. Maybe its my combined fear of the ocean and large spiders. But I find that manga truly disturbing. *shudders*Quote:
Originally Posted by kekvitirae
That shark in that comic is retarded. RETARDED I SAY!
As for SoaP, I dunno. Why waste $10 a pop for a film to listen to a bunch of illegal immigrants with their screaming infants in the theatre?
I don't go to movies anymore because of these people.
ROFL! Where do you live, Eclectic? I've definitely never had that problem.
Don't you mean 'Octopi on an Elevator'? Or is your movie a one octopus show?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hannibal99
Octopus on an elevator... because there eight different ways to get the shaft! A tentacular epic of molluskular proportions!
:inquisitive:
He can kill 8 people at a time in 8 different wasys...he'd like to try them all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spino
Ten ways, actually. You forgot the beak and the ink :tongueg:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hannibal99
I saw it after being invited by a friend of mine. It was good. I did more laughing than anything.
Lemurs on a DirigibleQuote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
:creep:
SoCal USA, but I'm gonna keep anything further about that part of the subject to the backroom. I only mentioned here because it really is why I don't go anymore. I get screwed every time. Look, I went to see "Lady in the Water" on a Friday Night. What did I get? So my wife and I walked out. We came back a week later during a daytime matinee. My damn luck: There was only two other folks in the entire theatre: A edit: woman who was sitting quietly watching the film in the very back while her overweight toddler ran back and forth up and down the freakin aisle!!!! (at least he was getting some exercise) I went and got management, and when they threw her out she came running over to me and muttered something in espanol. I don't care who you are or where you come from, but damn show some respect for other viewers. Some people don't have any respect.Quote:
Originally Posted by B_Ray
So they win. I simply refuse to go anymore. No sweat off my back. I invested in a new big flat screen LCD television, signed up for dish network with DVR, and joined blockbuster online. Now I get movies mailed to me. Its way better.:2thumbsup:
Editted for... ahem... niceness.
Now that I would pay to see. I would even buy the special inflatable collector's edition.Quote:
Originally Posted by drone
Snakes on a Plane: Could it mother$u@k!ng happen here?!
I've never understood the cheering and clapping in the cinema.
I recently went to see Miami Vice, just about managed to avoid gouging my eyes out with a dull spoon (terrible film), and there were a few people clapping and cheering when people got shot, it really bugged me. I think it's more of a yank thing though over here you generally only get the occasional laugh at the funny bits or scream when it's scary.