Ok, here it is: the first nonsense topic ever!
Feel free to post and enjoy the nonsense.
About Belgian politics: Guy Verhofstadt should meet a dentist, doesn't he?
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Ok, here it is: the first nonsense topic ever!
Feel free to post and enjoy the nonsense.
About Belgian politics: Guy Verhofstadt should meet a dentist, doesn't he?
That day I was playing RTW. I had this nice army consisting of one Barbarian Warlord and one unit of archers. They were marching to group with my main army, ready to invade Germania.
All of the sudden, my girlfriend came in the room. She wanted to discuss about the preparations of our wedding. So she started talking about the fact that we didn't have much time left to send our invitations to our guests.
Meanwhile, my marching army got ambushed by the Britons, who were supposed to be my allies. I had to pay attention to the battle, but my girlfriend started to shout and became very angry. She said I'm an insensitive monkey.
Finally, she called me an asshole, she started to cry and she slammed the door.
She left me. My precious lady. My beloved one. Such a sweet girl.
I'm all alone now. Desperate, pathetic, in need of human contact.
What could I have done to avoid...
a) losing that battle and b) those damn Britons backstabbing me?
:jawdrop:
point 1: It is not the first nonsense thread.
point 2: I hold the record for the most nonsensive nonsense threads
point 3: OMG we have a new spammer
Nice to see we have a new spammer. It was kinda boring around here. Nice to have you aboard.
I have a hard time figuring out wether you're serious or not :inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by AndresTheCunning
If it's serious, you made a collosal mistake. You should have paid attention to your girlfriend and let your game be.
you could just have pressed the pause button :shame:
If he did that I would call him stupid. Kinda harsh but the truth.
Wel about guy verhofstad, yeah.
About your gf and a RTW Battle Err..Waaa? (Chief Wiggum)
EDit: Gonna love this guy finally a new spammer stands up and he's Belgian. Finally!
sorry, I just got my member status and don't wanna put it in jeoprody right away but I had to attach my name to this thread.
I'm still not understanding what this has to do with Belgian politics.
I guess thats what he means ummmmmmmmm :help:Quote:
Originally Posted by AndresTheCunning
Wow...I left the house for a couple of hours and was SURE that this would be locked by now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Csar
In more important news...I have to go to the bathroom.
Locked no later maybe. :juggle2:Quote:
Originally Posted by WarMachine420
I see no reason to lock this.
Junior members need a thread to post their nonsense. That way the reactions on the other topics can stay on topic. If one feels the need to post something off topic, one will feel the need to post it here instead of ruining another topic.
I deserve a statue for this :2thumbsup:
And for those who are a bit confused: I'm still going to marry. It was nonsense...
At least I write on topic here :laugh4:
Just a quick reminder: it is not allowed to spam.~:mad
Unless you spam nonsense that is :bounce:
Somehow I ended up going to work with one blue sock and one black today.
I'm hiding my feet under the desk.
Dont know about Belgian politics but I did eat a belgian chocolate once.
It was very nice.
Dark chocolate.
:2thumbsup:
Poor boy, can we talk you out of it ?Quote:
Originally Posted by AndresTheCunning
Belgian politics: CD&V is way too sure of themselves for the next election, I think people are actually getting tired of them before they're in office...
Did it have purple mold?
EDit: about CD&V. Yeah but isn't Yves still the most popular candidat? (there must be some strange people over here). Oh well as long as VB doesn't get any more votes,...to bad they will. By the way wich politicians can't you stand? Inge Vervotten from the CD&V is someone I can't stand at all. I don't really know why but I just can't. She and those ******* ****** from VB.
Anyway as this isn't enough nosense anymore, did any one ever saw a hippo wearing a dress?
As long as Yves Leterme doesn't start a campaing for his goat.
First female belgian premier: Leterme's goat.
IF he only had a pie that could run for premier.
I'm going to China in two weeks so I can't get into the habit of talking about politics in case I mention Tibet and get locked away in prison รก la Richard Gere.
I was going to buy a t-shirt with 'Judean People's Front' on it, and see if anyone got the joke, but I'm told Chinese customs people have NO SENSE OF HUMOUR AT ALL. :bobby2:
Hurray for the new spammer guy...and no, one of the prerequisites to custom person employeeness in China is you absolutely have to be a cranky robot.
I went to work (night shift, factory job) in my pajamas a couple times..it was really comfy, then I started attracting more attention than I wanted..feared people might take more notice to my tendency to ride the handjacks like scooters through the warehouse.
Everybody knows hippos wear black texudosQuote:
Originally Posted by Gertgregoor
A hippo wearing a dress... What nonsense! ~:confused:
Well, at least you stay ontopic. :elephant:
pffffsj which noob said spam was born in the meadhall? SPAM WASNT BORN AT ALL, SPAM IS GOD. SPAM IS THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, I AM SPAM, AND I AM NOT ARROGANT, IM GOD
:spammer:
Yup this is nonsense.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
1782^12 + 1841^12 = 1922^12
i would not spam, my dad is BEIRUT THE MIGHTY AXESWINGING TEDDYBEAR...
Oh no, not the axeswinging teddybear :help:
are you part of the sarcasm club? because do not sarcasm me! i am the god of sarcasm and the founding father of the sarcasm club
There should be some kind of holiday for spam. Hmmmmmmmmm
+1
The Stranger I think you need help Spammings not healthy.:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
where have i heard that before? oh yeah... my girlfriend said the same thing...
No not that spam the other spam.:2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
i dont know what you are talking about
wow this thread is interesting. still cant believe it isnt closed yet.
that's either supposed to be Moe or the Mayor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gertgregoor
wait Stranger. I thought you gave up spam by your Beirut song.:inquisitive:
No, I believe chief wiggum has said "waaa." Atleast once. But a lot different from Moe.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Spartan
i am not spamming spartan, im merely enjoying this pointless conversation
I do believe he still is, but they started their campaign way to early, no pacing at all...Quote:
Originally Posted by Gertgregoor
I can't stand most of the new generation, especially the women, they just get in because of their looks (and honestly that's nothing special) Freya screwed up more than enough imho. I also don't like anyone from VB (Van Hecke actually scares me, I'd swear he's always on the verge of shouting 'Sieg Heil !' *shudder*) and I have issues with Groen! mostly because I do care about the environment but they're acting like headless chickens and have the dumbest and most useless plans imaginable, all the friggin' time. Nothing constructive has ever come from those parts...
I really don't like anyone in politics these days, they're all too ambitious and no one thinks before they announce anything anymore.
Hey, that stuff was all relevant to the thread title...is he allowed to do that? ~;)
sounds like every consultant I ever worked with...Quote:
Originally Posted by doc_bean
Ambitious is good but instaed of being ambitious abou the plans they want to realise or help the poeple they are abitious for filing their pockets and wallets. But hey they're politicians for some reason.
Yeah and about the women I can understand tough it makes me wander how Inge Vervotte reached the top tough...:inquisitive: But also, don't get me wrong I have nothing against female politicians, but sometimes some make me wander if they where put on the list so high because they are good politicians or because the law says so. :no:
These days there isn't even a party I can say of that I they could represent me. Not even in the smallest things. These days it's almost so bad I would move to Wallony and vote Elio. And that's bad! So bad!!!
Oh well Belgian politics, what does it matter anyway. Within a few years Belgum won't even exist anymore... Let's move to the Netherlands! Then we can at least be ruled by a freind of Frodo!
Ohw to keep on topic:
I like pie! hmm pie.
The only party that could represent you, is the one you create yourself (kinda difficult to disagree with yourself, although on some occasions it might happen *produces a hysterical laugh, murmling "schizofrenic, me?" *)
I think I'm going to start my own political party:
The "ANHTWAAWABSBWABW"-party
"Andres Never Has To Work Anymore And Will Always Be Surrounded By Willing And Beautiful Women"
They have one vote already: mine
I don't know anything about Belgian politics, I do know something about Swedish politics; a girl in a... reality soap (?)... well, a tv-show anyway called "Big Brother" is starting a political party called the "Unique Party".
Anyhwo I also like pie. So I think me and Gertgregoor should start our own party; No-one should have to grow up without tasting blueberry-pie...
...piiie....!
pie is good
this is what you get if you type 'pie' into Google and hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky'
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm
O Belgian Orgahs, answer me this; does Belgium have a speciality pie?
In deed we'll form our party! An International Pie Party!
Now that would be a dream come trough. Btw: AndresThecunning Our partys can work together if you want. Cause I'd like to expand your program to a few more people...
We have lots of them.
If you're in the country, go to a town called Geraardsbergen and try the "Mattentaarten".
Delicious...
Keep up the nonsense, because me myself and I won't be online 'til next wednesday.
Hopefully by then I will have 1) full Membership (yeeha!) and 2) won the story contest.
~:cheers:
I'de join the IPP cause I love Pie wooo do I love pie.:2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gertgregoor
OMG theyre on topic
Yes I know weebl and bob! long time tough.
lots of pie in Belgium btw. But chocolate and beer is our real specialty!
So you might want to consider chocolate pie! Or Katherina koek. It's like pie but different. With chocolate and coffee taste. But my favourite still is the goodl old gold classic applepie, tough!
lol! rofl! lmao! lol!Quote:
point 1: It is not the first nonsense thread.
point 2: I hold the record for the most nonsensive nonsense threads
point 3: OMG we have a new spammer
otherr posts as well..
I don't know what it is.. I almost need to lie down from laughing, serious..
this entire thread.. gah.. we should have more like these.. plain nonsense without spam..:laugh4: :balloon2:
Ok, so whats your top-3 of pies?
Mine are:
1. Blueberry-pie (no doubt)
2. Rhubarb-pie (I think that's the name of it)
3. Apple-pie
Yes.
i dont know the name of it but its delicious.
it has cherry filling and chocolate cream, not mocca but chocolate cream
We must have shoofly pie..ooooh, what goodness is the shoofly pie.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gertgregoor
What ??? He's a corrupt and manipulative liar who wastes all our money on pointless projects (new parliament building and such) and then demands more money to fix the economy they ruined themselves :no:
Eek ! Now I like the Dutchies (most of them anyway) but Dutch and Belgian culture is soooo different a new union of the 'low lands' is certainly not an option.Quote:
Let's move to the Netherlands!
I say we should become an independant mini state (city state ?).
Also, pie is good.
Very good.
I don't have a favorite pie I love all pies equally. :)
Frontroom anyone?Quote:
point 1: It is not the first nonsense thread.
I dunno...Abokasee anyone?Quote:
point 2: I hold the record for the most nonsensive nonsense threads
:2thumbsup:Quote:
point 3: OMG we have a new spammer
Ermm did you miss the "AND THAT'S BAD! SO BAD" part?Quote:
Originally Posted by doc_bean
Pie.Quote:
Eek ! Now I like the Dutchies (most of them anyway) but Dutch and Belgian culture is soooo different a new union of the 'low lands' is certainly not an option.
I say we should become an independant mini state (city state ?).
Also, pie is good.
Very good.
Anyway I think that's true tough we might share language, we might be even closer (when it comes to culture) to the Germans or perhpas even the French guys donw in Belgium. And about moving to the Netherlands you don't think I meant serious, did you? I mean I am from Flanders, we are supposed to hate dutch like Homer hates Flanders.~;) (I hate how they called that guy!:furious3: )
Just out of curiousity, these regional animosities intrigue me. Why must flanders hate the dutch? (I know this is probably a stupid, stupid, stupid question, akin to asking "why must all Americans by pure cultural law hate the french?" but..I have to know)
There's no exact reason to hate the dutch, but since we speak the same language why in heavens name must they slander it. I mean, it's totally impossible to understand their accent and they just can't speak french :wall:
Furthermore, we were a part of the Netherlands for 15 years and then became a sepparate nation. No real reason to hate the dutch, they're just annoying. French too, we Flemish ar a culture of our own :2thumbsup:
applepie for the win
We don't need to hate the dutch. Tough I imagine there have been belgians (bout dutch and French speaking who did.) Belgium was part of the Netherlands for about 15 years. And in that period the Blegians were kinda a bit opressed an demanded more right and more equality. Well nobody listened. Then one day after an opera (or something similar) called: "de stomme van portici". There was kinda of an not so quiet protest. And well one thing led to another and well the dutch were kicked out of brussels (because of their own stupidity, long story). And well then Willem II the king well his methods weren't to soft and everything. So people quickly wanted independence and got it after all. 1830-31. Tough manny years before we've been a together too. But those pesky spaniards,...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucjan
Anyway, we don't really hate the dutch. It's just like English and French, Americans and Canadians, Spanish guys and Portugese,... Not real hatred but a laughing with each other and stuff. Like that. Absolutly no rivalry or anything, I have dutch freinds too.
Anyway Does anyone know a song about pie?
Edit: Welcome Conradus! SO finally there more Belgians comming to here!
I see.
see what?
I see said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw.
He didn't have pie? Poor guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucjan
whats with the poor guy, poor guy
He did not have pie...
Poor guy...
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
Apple pie, strawberry pie,
all those pies just make me high!
Tough all those pies, I buy
keep me from being a rich guy.
So sing a long and don't be shy!
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
Apple pie, strawberry pie,
You don't like pie? Well that's a lie.
Saying that should make you die!
I can eat pies as high as the sky,
So sing a long and don't be shy!
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
Apple pie, strawberry pie,
I have no favourite, why should I?
All pies with sugar can make me fly,
So take a piece, I imply
Cause I have a verry big supply
Now sing a long and don't be shy!
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
Apple pie, strawberry pie,
there are a lot's of kinds, but give 'm all a try
I wish there were even pies you could fry.
Yes the end of the song is nigh,
So I guess it's time to say bye, bye.
Trust me writing the lyrics was a piece of pie!
Yeah I know strange song, but hey it's a nonsense thread is in't it. But well after I noticed that the sentence I wanted to write rhymed. I just made a song out of it.
Wow, what a poem. :help:
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...t=46570&page=2Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucjan
pfffsss my Beirut song is way better
Yeah, but you actually took time and effort to make it. Wich I didn't feel like.
are we being rude?
No I said i didn't put effort in writing a song. Wich you did. Is that being rude?
are you looking for quarrel?
For a quarrel, not really. Just for pie. I don't get what's making you upset. But I bet we can talk it over with some applepie. Or wathever is your favourite.
Please do not fight in the presence of my pies.
I will never fight when I can eat pie!Quote:
Originally Posted by Csar
Who would?
Unless you would fight over the last piece of pie, right?
When I eat pie there are never pieces left.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wiking|sWe
:dizzy2:
hahhahahha