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i could go on all day about my days... because my days are so bad i will call it a day and left for daytona in daynemark and saw a daisy. I'm daily angry with how ******up my day is but this day i am in a happy state and im going to ask you to share your experiences about the days that went/are going to go bad
I've had some bad days. They weren't as bad as I am tough...
Isn't this more a frontroom thread?
lately my girlfriend has been a total jerk. She whines and complains and is unbelievably lazy. i have to be extra good around her because we cant have 2 babies screaming and crying. her negativity and pessimism are getting on my nerves.
usually this happens a little bit for a week a month followed by less sex but a more agreeable personality, but this has been going on for almost 2 weeks now. the lazyness and negativity are two things i fight myself, so i dont need a constand reminder of "how bad things are if you really think about it".
jerks
usually my days ar good in relation to the days of others
Make more sex, it would make her more happier. ~;)
I'vr had enough bad days. I don't want to remember them.
The day after St. Patrick's day. Reckless youth.:wall:
Eh, feel like venting. Today, my wife and I had a big fight and I was shot in the sholder by a friendly soldier. I am qute angry. I am lying in bed with a portabel computer. This will take time to heal.
If I understand his scenario correctly I think they need to make less sex and more war.Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
Also, I think he is in love with his mother.
Even on her bad days I can seem to work the Finger Magic with Amy.
I failed an exam today, it was the second time I took it. It wasn't even that hard, objectively speaking :wall:
You win thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
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Originally Posted by Wakizashi
The ladies always loved it when I would type really fast on my keyboard. Just drove them wild!
What do you mean, Doc?
Hmmmm lots of bad days lately, bad weather, I found out bridges>boats the hard way, xbox360 broke down, there is a water leakage under my new floor, I think I am suffering from post-natal depression.
That from all the bad days posted, getting shot makes yours the worst. :oops:Quote:
Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
Hope you're feeling allright though.
I have been having a very bad day:
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Ok I will put that in spoilers so that people don't have to read my frustration if they don't want to. This is just the frustration with my life, I also get frustrated over world politics, NZ politics, war, history and my improvised solos. But I am also a perfectionist. :shame:
Quit the job today..
If some bastard whose only quality is being the offspring of the boss dictates around, LEN has nothing to do there.
I bet anyone would do the same if you were told "why are you late? go home now and come back tomorrow in time".
No freakin' SoB has the right to play with my nerves because he pays me "skimmed" money.
I just feel comfortable, not angry anymore. ~:)
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Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
youre not joking? well for the lack of words BETERSCHAP... maybe run it tru babelfish or a dutch member who knows the word will translate it. ithe word is prolly very easy but it slipped from me right now. it essentially means Get better soon...
Wait IA?... how can you type...? with one hand :inquisitive:... YEAH RIGHT nobody believes the one hand typing legend... HE IS LYING... or SOMEBODY ELSE IS TYPING and TRYING TO GET TO ME... YEAH THAT'S IT... IM ON TO YOU, YOU LITTLE... BEIRUUUUUUUUT, BEIRUUUUUUUT SWING ME THE AXE, IM GOING TO GET ME SOME SPIES.... RUN STRANGER RUN...
No gay chat around but I love you The Stranger :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
i'm afraid i'm already taken LEN but if i wasnt i would be honoured by your subtle flirt and request to have sex with me :bow:
Oh well I'm a lover form the heart. DevDave is the spanking department. :bow:
dont be shy, i know you covet my hot and sexy body and my crazyness that makes you so horny you cant resist me.
"Oh God, what have I done? I have created a monster."
Ontopic: I tend to look at it this way: if you would never have a bad day, you wouldn't appreciate the good days that much. Bad days are necessary to fully enjoy the happiness of good days.
Offtopic: LEN: if you like a good spanking, maybe I can help? I'll go get my chains. Hope you don't mind they're already used?:eyebrows:
today. im being accused by the villagers in the Mafia game.
i am no mafia!
Why not getting some tissues and visiting here ?Quote:
Offtopic: LEN: if you like a good spanking, maybe I can help? I'll go get my chains. Hope you don't mind they're already used?
Bwah, they actually posted a picture of Brad (hair in his arm-) Pitt :no:
Omg... Len You Dirty, Dont Try To Steal Andres From Me, I Love Him
Come to chat sometime and I'll show you the day. :smoking:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
no sorry, im already on weed and coke, i donot need your cheapass crack too
It was an offer you can't refuse, boy :smoking:
Read: Not hand. As long as I keep my arm in the same place I can use my hands for anything, which sadly does not include my wife because she is working.
Man, about a month ago the wife used my razor on her legs without me knowing. It really dulls the blade ya know. Well, the next nite I was feelin' freaky and decided to shave my marble holder. My sack got sliced up like a head of cabbage in a kabuki resturant...:furious3:
Ok, :stop: , enough with these "shorn marbles" posts. Now we have DivE and DD admitting to exposing their jewels to grave risk. Ugh.
Well today we got our van stuck in some mud and when we tried to get out we launched a rock at least 50 feet into a window and shattered it...
Luckily it was the last day I had at that particular job.
i just admitted being a mafiosi and am being executed today.
Had another conversation with my wife (who is divorcing me)..., I feel for you, IrishArmenian, I really do, but, ya know, sometimes that bullet-in-the-shoulder thing looks pretty good...
You...shave your balls?Quote:
Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
you... cut open your balls?Quote:
Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
Oh, just have a friend fire a small round into your shoulder. Should put off the woman for a long time. Pity will soon folloe. Best of luck to you, Blodrast.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blodrast
Heh, I'm afraid we're past the stage where pity may play any role at all. It would probably be more like it "You deserved it", or something like that ("Now why didn't I think of that a few years ago?" :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
But seriously, as I said, I'm sorry for your accident, and I hope it all goes well - with the wife, too.
Just that one time...honest!!!:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kralizec
I physically cannot put a blade near me balls, I have an real mental problem with that, but I'm glad I do. I cannot imajin why someone would try it.
since the door to the discussion of balls has been opened, i may as well post mine, which very well did qualify as a bad day, hell a bad week...
i posted this a long time ago, probrably about the time i quit drinking.
it was a cold and dark day, at the ripe age of 17, my girlfriend and i were snowmachining in the back country, and we decided to get a little frisky, to save a long story and having my post edited by the mods for our community minors. i wound up on my back on top of my machine with her on top of me...anyway we completed our business and she got up and let my member fall brutally onto the seat... now a 40 below zero with a nice wind blowing lets just say its the same as sticking your tounge onto a freezing metal object... it froze onto the machine seat.... she freaked out and started balling( and not the good kind either, myself not being to calm either were forced to sit their for five minutes till my buddies came to the "rescue" which consisted of numerous photos being taken and and generally teasing the hell out of me before the antidote of scalding hot cocoa was applied to the seat and yes my johnson...
the week of hell came from having to wait for my dad to come home from the slope so he could take me to the doc, i swear i had both frostbite and burns on my member...as much as i wanted to, i couldnt tell my mom i needed to go to the doc because i got my dick frozen to a snow machine seat, while screwing your best friends daughter... ive never told her, even to this date some 19 years later....
and dave, after your done shaving your junk i have one question for you are you a brute man or an aqua velva man?
I was a neosporin guy that night!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by jayrock
no man, i have an offer you can refuse. 1 and a halve share of my crazyness. like pirates YOHOO
my day was actually great... i woke up at 15:00 havent slept this good for ages
I went to Mallorca for a week and most of it was great :2thumbsup:
The day however before we flew back, sucked.
We rented a car (a Renault Espace, we were 7 people total) to see more of the island, used it for about 5 hours but when we came back from lunch the power steering didn't work (time was 14:00 then) Driving such a heavy car without power steering is whoefully unpractible and dangerous.
We called the rental company but the women on the phone didn't speak a word of English or German! Considering that the vast majority of people who rent cars there are foreign tourists who don't speak Spanish or Italian, that's strange. We were redirected, then again and again. We also called somebody from our travel agency on the island who spoke Spanish, but at first she had no luck either. Eventually she got us a phone number from the car company of somebody who spoke English (thank god)
He arranged for a new car and promised that we would get back half our money. Only at 20:00 in the evening we got our new car. By then we had spent most of our day in boredom.
The next morning we delivered the car to the company at the airport as agreed upon, but the guy who took it didn't want to give us back our money (175 euro) because he said he wasn't told about any agreements about that. Because we had to check in for our flight we didn't have time to argue.
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that definitly sux, and looks like a big scam...