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Simple game, simply rules, designed to make people laugh. The first person (i.e. me) sets a catagory, and people after him reply with funny answers that would fit into that catagory.
Example:
Quote:
Bad things to say to a thug in prison:
Once the catagory is set, 5 people reply with answers and the last of those 5 comes up with a new catagory.Quote:
"I love you, Tyrone!"
I will set the first catagory-
Extremely dangerous things to say to Chuck Norris:
I am the Real Chuck Norris and you are just some old western cowboy who can't roundhouse kick anyone at allQuote:
Extremely dangerous things to say to Chuck Norris
"Chuck this is embarrassing, all we need is one roundhouse kick, this is the 13,285th edit and you still can't get it right"
I love pinching quotes from uncyclopedia :D
Hey was with your wife last night. :) Please don't hurt me.
Hey Chuck. I see your mouth still resembles a vagina. With teeth.
I think that punching is soooooooo much better than kicking.
New Category:
Things the people in the next cabin on the cruise cross the Atlantic say that make you worry.
Crazed Rabbit
Does this bomb make me look fat?
:laugh4: @ Csar!
How about, "Quick, get out of here before it blows!"
New Category
Things you wouldn't say to a feminist.
You must be the fifth person to reply to the previous category before you may start a new one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaka_Khan
"Do you have a pneumatic drill I could borrow?"
Is that an iceberg?
I am from a Islamic country!
New Category:
Things NOT to say to UltraWar
Hello
I wanted to be the Thing!
Ultra, your game is in favour of the workers... Ultra?
Hey skank. I see your mouth still resembles a vagina. With teeth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaka_Khan
Bump
Hey Csar. I see your mouth still resembles a vagina. With teeth.
Gah, I had better start my own new catagory if this thing is just gonna die on me:
Things you wouldn't expect a sports commentator to say:
That boy swims like a greyhound!
I heard this indepth and insightful commentary from John Madden over the weekend....
CR
We can see his firm, athletic buttocks bobbing up and down as he races across the field...
What am I doing with my life? Is it me or does golf get more boring each time I watch? What happened to the good old days when naked women used to run onto the pitch?
HAHAHAHAHA Real funny DA:furious3:Quote:
Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
"WHAT A GOAL! THE POPE HAS SCORED! LET'S ALL JIHAD HIS ASS!"
Things you wouldn't expect a politician to say:
"OK, I admit it, we are selling peerages... Buy one now and secure peerages for your entire family! Offer ends next general election, when the Labour party will be out anyway."
"Come on, fight me."
"Right, that's it. Get me a 10 inch knife and some hand grenades: I'm sorting this Iraq mess out."
OK, OK, I wasn't completely honest when I said there were WMDs...
"Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322 Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before."
Psssh Weapons of Mass Destruction there were never any weapons. I can't believe you bought that ****. Laughs histerically
New Category:
Things not to do on a plane.
Hold a drag race!
Do a Barrel Roll!
Advertise the new GHC Mafia game to all and sundry.
Yell bomb.
Let loose a large cargo of various world wide deadly poisonous snakes (and an anacoda) without Samuel L. Jackson there with a harpoon gun.
Drop a stick of potassium into the toilet.
New Catagory:
Ill-advised things to say while in the mafia in a mafia game.
I am a mafia-type guy!
No I'm not the Mafia
'Hello, it's just me, Lemur.'
"I think I saw Silver Rusher eating a spicy meat-a-ball eariler. Sure sign that he's a mafioso."