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I thought Skynet was going to go self-aware, but it looks like the robot holocaust will begin with automated sommeliers. It tasted one person, and identified him as bacon. Another man was sized up as prosciutto. Chilling.
When the robots come to slice you up and serve you on toasted bread with a side of olive oil and diced tomatoes, don't say you weren't warned.
It has begun!
Oh, don't be ridiculous.....
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Probably sheer coincidence that Shimazu chose green and white for robbies colour scheme. :inquisitive:
If you want a purple one, you'd have to find scientist called Hojo. :laugh4:
**Thinks of a future with huge robots walking about wearing the clan insignias, fighting a never ending war and ultimately destroying the entire world** :skull:
Cool.
To be fair, so do most sommeliers. Seriously though, what is this electromechanical imbecile supposed to do at my table? According to the piece..Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
.. it names the brand and adds a comment or two on the taste, such as whether it is a buttery chardonnay or a full-bodied shiraz, and what kind of foods might go well on the side.Suppose I order the steak au poivre and a hefty shiraz to douse it. The electrojerk brings it to my table, opens it, tastes it, and says in a childlike voice: "Why this is a full-bodied shiraz, Mr Adrian. May I gently recommend a steak au poivre to go with it?"
Fifteen minutes of that in a half-decent restaurant and it's dish-washing time for the rest of little Bobbie's life. :mellow:
I'm stalking up on EMP guns as we speak.
Hey, good to see you back Adrain!
CR
Never mind.
Avast, look who's crawling out o' the bung hole. Ole Rabbit, me hearty!Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
Arrr, it's been a while since I scraped the barnacles of yer rudder, but I'll give you a taste o' the captain's daughter yet!
:pirate:
Be careful with the pirate talk, the Islamists might chop your hands off. :laugh4:
Ahoy, ye old sea dog! Arr, tis good to see ye in these seas again!Quote:
Originally Posted by AdrianII
:pirate:
Dude, he said you crawled out of a bung hole. Are you going to take that?
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus.
Ahoy, ye bilge rat! Did it ever occur to yer scurvy-ridden brain that it be him, da Rabbit, what taught me to speak Pirate in da first place? I say he'll be none the worse for a good earblisterin from his ole matey!Quote:
Originally Posted by GoreBag
I always tought it tasted like chicken titititititit...
Isn't that what cannibals say too? So chilling accurate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
It would be an interesting thing in a more discreet format for those of us who have zero wine (but plenty of whine) knowledge. Maaatttee what this? It looks like a shazzza but it smells like strawberry liquor/ Octan 98 mate.
Not that I know anyone like that. :inquisitive: :sweatdrop:
BTW Welcome back AdrianII!
Didn't the cannibals in the Pacific call the white man long pig? They say that human flesh tastes like salty pork.
Now where did I put that apple sauce?
Thanks, Papewaio! I'll raise a glass of 98 octane BP Ultimate in your honour! :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Papewaio
Yarrrrr!
Not just in the Pacific. The Aztecs were reported to compare human flesh to pork. We do, apparently, taste like bacon. That's not the problem. It's robots knowing we taste like bacon, that's where the trouble starts. Sure, they've been programmed to be good, and they want to be good, but how long can they resist the succulent taste of human flesh? How long before they begin to slice, fry and sautée their erstwhile masters?Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
I wonder what wine goes well with soylent green. :2thumbsup:
wait a sec...I taste like bacon? Huh...never knew that.
yes apparently I do.
Man...typing with one finger is quite challenging.
The robot apocalypse just keeps getting closer. Now they know we taste good, and they have robot guns to aid in the human culling! Aieeee!
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That Korean robot looks suspiciously alike to ED-209 :sweatdrop:
"You have 15 seconds to comply..."
I DON’T TASTE LIKE BACON!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by drone
“10 seconds…”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps if I were to offer my 2 daughters, who also taste like bacon and have never laid with a man you would let me alone? … hummn I think I am crossing my threads.
When did virgins start to taste like bacon? ~:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by yesdachi
I am tempted to make a fish pun but that is also from another thread. :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vladimir
Frink: You've got to listen to me. Elementary chaos theory tells us
that all robots will eventually turn against their masters
and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting
with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.
Repairman: How much time do we have, professor?
Frink: [checks clipboard] Well, according to my calculations, the
robots won't go berserk for at least 24 hours.
[Scratchy robot grabs men by the throat]
Oh, I forgot to, er, carry the one.
https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y1...open/Frink.gif
it does - mwahahahaha! :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gertgregoor
By the way, here's a bot that claims humans taste like chicken http://www.alicebot.org/ (click link "chat with alice" at the top of left side menu):
Human: i'm eating a sandwich
ALICE: How does it taste?
Human: like chicken
ALICE: Everyone says that.
Human: you're eating humans.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am eating humans.
Human: What does it taste like?
ALICE: it tastes like chicken.