Discuss my greatness...now
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Discuss my greatness...now
16 years and you can drive, omg!
Is dangerous.
not so great
I say we can discuss your greatless ...
You do realize that that nice, shiny Driver's License card of yours is actually the Government's way of observing your every move with a hidden GPS chip and DNA-information storage, right?
You fell for it, brother; but it's not too late. Heed my advice and take the red pill.
If thats the price I have to pay to pick up girls...so be it. I worry about the tyrinncal goverment when my horomone leves drop then and only then.:smash:Quote:
Originally Posted by AntiochusIII
Do you have one?
You need a car? Fair enough... Me, I go for charm, intelligence... and stunning good looks. Working quite well so far...Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Who said anything about a car? The licence allows me and me alone to pick someone up. makes things more intaminteQuote:
Originally Posted by Somebody Else
Greatness, well.
Your great because...
1.Policemen can give YOU tickets and get YOUR money!
Ill cryQuote:
Originally Posted by Marshal Murat
Dear God.
I do. Or I think I do, since I never used it. :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
I'm an old-skool city boy. Hate cars, SUVs especially; uses metros, trains, and the occasional bus or taxi. I just think cars are superfluous in overcrowded cities.
It'll finally give you the chance to kill small animals at a higher rate than you are now...
Congrats, SFTS. :balloon2: :balloon2:
Got mine at 15 years, 6 months (Michigan in the 60's). KNEW I was a good driver, since I'd studied hard, and practiced in the school parking lot for weeks. Made it to day #29 before my first accident
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Not saying the same thing will happen to you. You're probably a much better driver than I was (40 years later, I drive for a living, and have travelled over 2 million documented miles without an accident or ticket). Just keep in mind that YOU (and you alone) are piloting/aiming that quarter-ton bullet travelling at high speed, looking for a target - just waiting for that 2 seconds when Becky Sue's smile distracts you enough that you miss a stop sign or gun-it thru a wet intersection.
Good Luck, man. And welcome to the road. :2thumbsup:
What a 6'1 230 pound guy crying can tug at a few heartstrings dude!Quote:
Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
Thanks Kurki!
Have fun.
Do the neighbors from Ohio know that you're now allowed to control a large metal vehicle? 'Cause they should probably be worried ...
:2thumbsup: Dear God run run get off the road get off the roaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! It's SFTS on the roooooooooad!:2thumbsup:
Congrats, you gunna be taking mom’s station wagon or have you got a sweet ride all lined up? ~D
Nice start. Now get yourself a bike licence and join the real kings of the road...:evilgrin:
BTW SFTS why is your driving a backroom topic? Is it a WMD?
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Originally Posted by English assassin
I assumed our Strikey wanted to share the news with his backroom-only buddies. Now that it's had 118+ views, we'll assume that mission is accomplished, and move it to its natural home, the Kingdom of Peace, Love, and Groovy.
Greetings BKS and Beirut!
Yeah, we do groovy as well, Kukri.
So, SFTS, have you saved up enough for your new car?
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...sesass/bug.jpg
Congratulations. I never have wanted to drive, who has to drive when you have a (particularly) strange taxi service with an, interestingly eccentric, driver on call for twelve hours a day ready to take you to where you want to go at a *huge* price :grin:
Seriously, I want to drive, but I am yet to pass my test. I think that it may have something to do with my *very* sharp breaking :grin3:
On the bright side, now I have an excuse to armour my vehicle.
:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
LoL,Brother Beirut, that bug resembles my old '65 VW, "customized" by hippie girlfriend in1970, with flowers, peace signs and stuff.
SFTS might prefer something more along the lines of:
https://jimcee.homestead.com/Textruck.jpg
If he is getting his license, I think that it is abot time we ran...
But, as that is just my smatassness talkin, we might as well give a whoop for SFTS (im to lazy to type the whole thing)
WHOOP!
WHOOP!
WHOOP!
...ect.
Man, that is painted with help of MsPaint.:grin2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Beirut
Good luck.
(Un-Frontroomish comment - Beirut)
Remember: don't drink and drive !
Sex and driving is okay, but it's for pretty advanced drivers...
Doc, the problem with road**** is when you hit a pot hole.
Caution should be payed to the condition of the road of course, that's part of why it's for advanced drivers...Quote:
Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
As this couple found out...Quote:
Sex and driving is okay, but it's for pretty advanced drivers...
Well done on getting your driver's licence, STFS. I passed my test about three months ago, but moved up to London two days afterwards and haven't driven since. I'm going to be pretty dangerous when I get back on the road.
they didn't know...
:help: :hide:
Just park the car...Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
~:confused:
Am I the only 16 year old on the planet who doesnt want to get a drivers lisense >.>, seriously I hate cars, give me a chariot any day
SFTS you've reminded me; I better get mine.
To me too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rilder
I dont know how to drive.gah?
I have to agree with the non-drivers. I'm 22, and don't drive. If I need to go somewhere, I can always have someone drive me (in fact, back home, we do have a driver. Whereas if I could drive, I would be continually pestered to take sister/mother shopping or some other pointless errand.
You will never know what you miss
The German Autobahn, 160 an hour, back in an hour and a half instead of 3 and a half by train
Take cover!! ~:eek:
Rilder, I am 17 could get my license next year but I won't since we feel the same way about cars ~:cheers: ~:) :balloon2:
If you don't drive, how will you get places?
The difference between living in central/western Europe versus the USA or Canada.
I have my license but haven't driven in 6 years or so. The only way I could drive regularly would be to own a car, and I'm not willing to spend that kin of money on something so 'practical' right now. Occasional driving is just too risky around these parts imo.
well done you, I have a licence but no car