You know you've played too much mafia when...

Not mine:

...you try to get out of a speeding ticket by counterclaiming the cop

...you angrily call your local religious figure a sinner because "you're not allowed to quote God's PMs"

When meeting someone for the first time, you analyze the conversation for subliminal hints to figure out what their job is.

Then when they ask you what you do for a living, you get defensive and ask them why they want to know.

And of course, you're immediately suspicious of anyone who has the same job as you.

When the serial killers gets captured or killed you think "yeah, it's really hard to win as serial killer".

...when you vote for a Presidential candidate in the hope of seeing him lynched.

When you're accusing one of your friends of something and another person defends them, you think they're secretly up to something.

...someone breaks into your home and murders you, and you think of it as a compliment

...at your funeral, a faint "Bah, go town!" is heard coming from your coffin


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...you watch cop/detective TV shows and are puzzled because that's not how the justice system works.

...you are hesitant to post in other threads because you think the evidence might be used against you in future games.

...you wonder why more doctors don't stay up at night in case they need to make a house call to protect someone.

Go to the local townsquare at the evening and you are surprised that noone is executed.

You call the first person you met in the street:"I saw he, he is mafia!"

If you don't trust someone anymore after he/she ate a meatball.

You plan to take over the WORLD!...or is that just me?

You believe that idiot behind the desk can't really be your boss.
You try to devise a way to assassinate the Prime Minister using two elastic bands and a small whale, to add to the comic value.
You think that ninjas are the most overrated thing since pirates...

...you find importance in voting...

You complain the game is rigged when the doctor doesn't stop someone dying.
You dislike someone so start to fabricate evidence to get them lynched in a majority vote.

... you want WoG the extra's in the detective series on TV because they aren't participating well enough.

1)You go to lie detection seminars and try to see if you can figure an posters truthfulness by looking at their avatar image.

You visit regulary the gameroom, waiting to a new mafia game.

...you randomly accuse people of a crime. It's not that you think they're guilty, you just want to see how they'll respond. :dizzy2:

When someone asks you for a coffe you go, "Are you looking at me weird? I have powerful; friends!"

You put bars across your door, pay for security and get your own bodyguards

When you think the cat on the fence is actually a spie for the Mafia.

When you make self-destructing PM's.

When you eat lunch that can't be traced.

When you try to steal your own bodybag from the autopsy so nobody will ever know your role!

When you go to medical school you're surprised their isn't more gun training.

When you read in the paper that three people got killed tonight you think someone is cheating.

...you expected Saddam to reveal that all along he was a detective working for the Coalition. And for half the Coalition to buy it and vote to lynch Ahmed Chalabi instead. And for Saddam to be murdered in his sleep the following night.

...you think JFK should have continued posting after his death to work towards a town victory. And you're looking forward to the write up to see who really killed JFK.

When you think being a townie is a underrated role, and the goverment should pay you for it.

When you in real life distrust everybody who bares the name Sasaki, Kojiro or Lemur.

When you Vote:Sasaki in your location and User Title.

I know this from experience.

When you don't understand why politicians so eagerly collect people to vote for them...

Quote your top 5 When you know... of this thread

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Originally Posted by Pannonian

...you expected Saddam to reveal that all along he was a detective working for the Coalition. And for half the Coalition to buy it and vote to lynch Ahmed Chalabi instead. And for Saddam to be murdered in his sleep the following night.

...you think JFK should have continued posting after his death to work towards a town victory. And you're looking forward to the write up to see who really killed JFK.

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Great stuff ! :laugh4:

:balloon2:

your wife says she'll do the dishes all by herself and you start arguing with her and accuse her that she doesn't want to do the dishes. You suspect her of playing the caring, loving and helpful wife but in fact she wants you to say "No honey, I'll do it". So in fact she's acting very suspicious and tries to pretend wanting to the dishes while in fact she wants you to do the dishes all by yourself. You end up three days later doing a huge pile of dishes together without saying a word to each other. :shame:

....you see somebody who was previously found to be mafia posting elsewhere and you immediately think: lynch him!

:creep:

when you are one of the first 5 to die

you have been made mafiosi

you have been elected mayor/ cap. of police (or whoever is in charge of investigating) twice or more by a landslide because of popularity from previous mafia games (a bit old school feature now right?)

you start voting players in non-mafia games/topics, and talk about an incident from a mafia game in non-mafia games/ topics

you have a vote: (player) in your quote, famous quote from mafia game, other mafia related things, such as I-N-N-O-C-E-N-T in your description

you have made one of the foolish moves in mafia game history
cough Spartan

you have been executed/killed for an incident from a previous mafia game

you know the whole mafia glossary

you still call me Spartan (if you were in previous mafia games)

Spam everywhere recruiting players.

You compulsively try to deceive people in unrelated threads :sweatdrop:

When you try to get your govorner to impose marshal law so you could start a lynch wagon on that bastard who stole your stereo.

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Originally Posted by Lord Motep of Kendermore

When you try to get your govorner to impose marshal law so you could start a lynch wagon on that bastard who stole your stereo.

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lol

When you post in the You know you've played too much mafia when...

When you have the Gameroom as your homepage.

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Originally Posted by Caius Flaminius

When you have the Gameroom as your homepage.

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...Im guilty of that....:sweatdrop:

:laugh3:

When you make a Code of Honor about Mafia...

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Originally Posted by Caius Flaminius

When you make a Code of Honor about Mafia...

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:laugh4: :laugh4:

....you wonder why the dead cannot speak.

When you can tell who is guilty because of their posts
When you slowly begin to forget about the rest of the org...
When you start your own
when you realize that you dont know what abstain means (but you still prettend to so you dont look stupid)

When you change your name to Vote:Sasaki.

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Originally Posted by Caius Flaminius

When you change your name to Vote:Sasaki.

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When you feel like changing your name to Vote:Sasaki but feel it might be seen as bandwagoning.

When you create a new account to save himself
cough The Stranger

the games slowly start to invade your dreams
when you become sure that your neighbor is mafia because he is suspicious
when you spend a while searching for mafia related smilees on the web

...you hope you get lynched, just so you don't have to listen to any more voting "logic". ~:confused:

...you think some guy with a program is tracking your forum activity, and wonder if he knows how much time you spend lurking the babe thread.

Yeah...about that....:laugh4:

....you think Vote:Sasaki is a perfectly good icebreaker.
....when you are found in the morgue, 'persuading' people to tell you who killed them.
....you see someone not contributing to an arguement, and wonder why they haven't been WoG'd.
EDIT;
....you modify your will so that when you die, a 5 mil bounty is placed on Sasaki.
....you get townies to write everything for you, so mafia-detecting software can't find you out.

Jeez. way to get onto the Vote Sasaki bandwagon :inquisitive:

You havent even been in a game yet, my friend. :laugh4:

Or am I merely pretending to be in the Vote:Sasaki Bandwagon whilst actualy infiltrating it and joining Sasaki's Vote:Ichigo Bandwagon?

Sasaki doesnt bandwagon. He gets crushed by bandwagons (Capo) :laugh4:

when you are walking in the supermarket, you hear this man talking wierd, and you accuse "he's suspicious, therefore he is mafia, therefore, LYNCH HIM! VOTE:Random Guy!

...when you get caught by your supervisor surfing the org and playing mafia at work while using a proxy to get around the proxy at work that blocks the org....

...when you continue to keep surfing the org and playing mafia even after you have been caught...

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Originally Posted by OldSchool

...you think some guy with a program is tracking your forum activity, and wonder if he knows how much time you spend lurking the babe thread.

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...you write a program to track other people's forum activity, and notice that some of them are spending way too much time lurking in the babe thread. :stare: :laugh4:

...you have been arrested for attempting to lynch your town's police because of the fact that they are suspicious!

Vote: Police

When you Vote: teacher, as she suspicious for giving your good friend a bad grade. VOTE:TEACHER VOTE:TEACHER

......you think that your firend who Votes:Teacher must really belong to a different Teacher Clan and is eliminating the competition, so you Vote:Friend so everyone thinks you're pro-town, when really you're the Pankaek.

:laugh4:

Pankaek role must be the greatest custom role ever. :yes:

Man, the things we make up during english...

Im not in your english class
Anyway :focus:

Yes, but the pankaek was made during english. However, to be more on-topicy;
....you look in a 'You know you've played too much mafia when...' thread to find members for your Mafia Recovery Support Group.