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what is your faviorte movie quoates??
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Hey,
what is your faviorte movie quoates??
my favorite movie quotes? hmmm.
From the one and only MEL BROOKS!!!!!
Young Frankenstein:One of the funniest movies ever made. I cried so much when i found out Marty Feldman was dead. :skull:
Igor (Marty Feldman) (limping off): "Walk this way" - and Dr. Frankenstein
(Gene Wilder) limps off after him.
Dr. Frankenstein: (Gene Wilder): "Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?"
Igor: (Marty Feldman): "[doing a Groucho Marx] Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban."
Inga: Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay? It's fun. [she begins rolling in the hay] Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.
Dr. Frankenstein: You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.
Igor: What hump?
[Howling in the background]
Inga: Werewolf
Dr. Frankenstein: Werewolf?
Igor: There.
Dr. Frankenstein: What?
Igor: [pointing] There... wolf. There... castle.
Dr. Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?
Igor: I thought you wanted to.
Dr. Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.
Igor: Suit yourself. I'm easy.
Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.
Dr. Frankenstein: What did he say?
Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"
Dr. Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frankenstein: Precisely.
Inga: [her eyes get wide] He vould have an enormous schwanzschtücker.
Dr. Frankenstein: [ponders this a moment] That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Igor: He's going to be very popular.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Dr. Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby... someone.
Dr. Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby... Normal.
Dr. Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?
Elizabeth: Taffeta, darling.
Dr. Frankenstein: Taffeta, sweetheart.
Elizabeth: [pulling away] No, the dress is taffeta. It wrinkles so easily.
:beam: :yes: :egypt: :clown: :2thumbsup: :laugh4: :balloon2: :elvis: :joker: :grin2: :happy2: :balloon3: :crowngrin: :cowboy: :cool3: :cheesy: :cool: :smug: :smile: :smiley2: :stooge_moe: :stooge_curly: :stooge_larry: :laugh2: :party: :party3: :pleased: :wideeyed: :wacko: :tiny: :tongue3: :thumbsup: :tongue2: :wink2: :wacky: :wings: :mellow: :mad: :nice: :party2: :laugh3:
Probably Robert Carlyle in Ravenous: "That was very....sneaky. If you die first, I am definitely going to eat you."
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Originally Posted by dacdac
Me and my family love that Movie Dac!!!!:yes: :laugh4:
"When the First Bullet goes past your head, Potcilis go right out the Window"
(Pardon me spelling:laugh4: )
From Black Hawk Down, Very good Movie :yes:
Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.
Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You've made your decision then?
Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?
Man in Black: Australia.
Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're just stalling now.
Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
Man in Black: Then make your choice.
Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?
Vizzini: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]
Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything.
Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
Man in Black, Vizzini: [they drink ]
Man in Black: You guessed wrong.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]
Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
In Boondock Saints there's a few.
Rocco: *******... What the ****. Who the **** ****** this *******... How did you two ******** *****...****!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie *****.
Donna: What? Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.
Rosengurtie: Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.
Connor: Well, can't do much damage with that then, can we? Perhaps it should have been a rule of wrist?
I have got plenty of quotes; but they seem to have deserted me right now...
Not ultimate favorites, but the first to spring to mind:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
"If I'm not back in five minutes . . . just wait longer."
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
"Of course . . . how selfish of me. Let's do all the things that you wanna do!"
Serenity
"I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
Ajax
Hee! I love that one. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by ajaxfetish
There are so many movie quotes I enjoy, I honestly don't know which ones I'd choose as my favorites. Some are inspiring, a few are somber, but most of them are ones that make me laugh.
Pevergreen has already quoted from one of my favorite movies (The Princess Bride). Since I can't seem to help myself, here are some more (in no particular order)....
Vizzini: "He didn't fall??! Inconceivable!"
Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Inigo: "I do not mean to pry, but you do not happen to have six fingers on your right hand?"
Wesley: "Do you always begin conversations this way?"
Inigo: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Wesley: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
Buttercup: "The Fire Swamp?! But we'll never survive!"
Wesley: "Nonsense. You're just saying that because no one ever has!"
Miracle Max: "Bu-bye kids! Have storming the castle!"
Valerie (sotto voice): "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max (sotto voice): "It would take a miracle."
Max & Valerie (normal voices again): "Bu-bye!"
Wesley: "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
Fezzik (upon finding a very drunk Inigo): "You don't look so good."
(Inigo scoffs, and breathes on Fezzik in the process)
Fezzik: "You don't smell so good either."
And of course, perhaps the most famous line from The Princess Bride....
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
That French Part(the best IMHO)
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
French Soldier: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
Swamp King and queer son:
King of Swamp Castle: We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
Prince Herbert: But I don't like her.
King of Swamp Castle: Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
Holy Hand Grenade part:
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
there is more here:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/quotes
ahh...imdb.. the greatest site
The Godfather trilogy just has too many to list. So I went with one of my other favorites....
"What we have here is a failure to communicate...."
"I like eggs!"
What movie were these 2 quotes from?
Cool Hand Luke, of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom_Hagen
My favorite Godfather quotes:
"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."
and
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
"The pope may be French, but God is English!"
"I stick my neck out for no man."
"They call me Mr. Tibbs!"
It should be favourite movie quotations, by the way.
"Stop! Ghetto time!"
The Godfather I, and II
Reservoir Dogs
Fargo
Oh, and Uncle Buck :clown:
Hehe, that made me chuckle.Quote:
Originally Posted by God's Grace
I could have sworn this said just favourite movie last night. :sweatdrop:
Oh well....
"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse." :whip:
Not my absolute favourite but getting there...
Bidwell: [returns to camp after a bear has bit off his leg] Sir, I've been to hell and back.
Edwards: Yes, I can see that...
Bidwell: I suspect that you'll want to lead a hunting party to slay that terrible beast.
Edwards: Well, yes, that thought did cross my mind briefly. But now I have a better idea.
Bidwell: Yes, sir?
Edwards: I shall fashion for you the finest wooden leg you've ever seen.
Bidwell: But what about the bear?
Edwards: Rest assured, Bidwell, in 20 years or so, the ravages of old age will deal with the bear far more cruelly than we ever could have.
Bidwell: Revenge is sweet, sir.
this is a tv qoute but still i love it:
Carlton: Carlton's log. Will has been reduced to a shell of his former self. I on the other hand have the strength of ten men.
Will: Will's log (picks up log) is about to connect with Carlton's head!
another:
Carlton: For a long time it gave me nightmares... having to witness an injustice like that.
It was a constant reminder of how unfait this world can be.
I can still hear them taunting them:
Silly rabit, Trix are for kids!
How come they just couldn't give himw some cereal?
on through the night:
Will: Uncle Phill wake up!
Philip: Vivian, Vivian, im not a machine!!!
Hasta la vista, baby.
The scene in Pulp Fiction where Samuel L. Jackson got this preach thing going on. Beautiful.
JULES
There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
My favorite line from that part of Pulp Fiction was
--"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"
Ajax
"I been sayin' that sh*t for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a ************ before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."Quote:
Originally Posted by Bijo
Haha awesome movie, one of the best.
Marsellus Wallace:"I'ma get medieval on your ass." A classic line IMHO
Zulu
Lieutenant John Chard: The army doesn't like more than one disaster in a day.
Bromhead: Looks bad in the newspapers and upsets civilians at their breakfast.
Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: Sixty! We dropped at least 60, wouldn't you say?
Adendorff: That leaves only 3,940.
Corporal: Heave! Put a bit more weight on that rope you men!
Pvt. John Williams: He's even got a voice like a corporal
Pvt. Fred Hitch: Yeah, sort of like a female hippopotamus in labor.
[Bourne calls the roll after the battle]
Colour Sergeant Bourne: Hitch... Hitch, I saw you. You're alive.
Pte. Fred Hitch: I am? Oh, thanks very much.
Snatch
Customs official: Anything to declare?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.
Hehe, the best quote from the best movie in the world:
"I'm sick of these Mother ****ing snakes on this mother ****ing plane!"
Check out Samuel L. Jackson's soundboard. :laugh4:
This is an oldie, but it reminds me of my kiddy days:
Walter Kornbluth: "I suppose you're just some harmless beach-comber who happens to wear a tuxedo!"
-and-Freddie Bauer: "[L]et me tell you something. Many of your finer nudie films come from Sweden. Well, after you see 'em four-, five-hundred times, the stuff starts to sink in."
Wise words to live by:
"when its time to shoot, shoot, don't talk."
From the greatest man-film of all time, that.
Yeah. Did'ja read where for the DVD re-release, the now 72-year old star had to re-dub his voice on that? I haven't heard it personally, but some film-buffs say itmakes him sounds even gruffer, and in-character than the original.
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Among my favorites:
"I... I... I CAN'T SWIM, dammit!"
"Swim? Hell, the fall'll probably kill ya!"
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Hah hah, great stuff! Another good scene from Pulp Fiction is where Jules and Vincent are in the car, driving, and talking about Amsterdam, and McDonald's, and hash bars, the metric system. Great. Le Big Mac :laugh4:
True Romance has a nice starting scene that cracks me up:
CLARENCE
In "Jailhouse Rock" he's everything rockabilly's about. I mean he is
rockabilly: mean, surly, nasty, rude. In that movie he couldn't give a ****
about anything except rockin' and rollin', livin' fast, dyin' young, and
leaving a good-looking corpse. I love that scene where after he's made it big
he's throwing a big cocktail party, and all these highbrows are there, and
he's singing, "Baby You're So Square... Baby, I Don't Care". Now, they got
him dressed like a dick. He's wearing these stupid-lookin' pants, this
horrible sweater. Elvis ain't no sweater boy. I even think they got him
wearin' penny loafers. Despite all that ****, all the highbrows at the party,
big house, the stupid clothes, he's still a rude-lookin' ************. I'd
watch that hillbilly and I'd want to be him so bad. Elvis looked good. I'm
no fag, but Elvis was good-lookin'. He was ******* prettier than most
women. I always said if I ever had to **** a guy... I mean had too 'cause my
life depended on it... I'd **** Elvis.
Butch Cassidy and the sundance kid ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by KukriKhan
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Elsa: [to Indy] I'll never forget how vonderful it vas.
Professor Henry Jones: Why thank you. It was rather wonderful.
Elsa: [Kisses Indy] Zat's how Austrians say goodbye.
Colonel Vogel: Und zis is how ve zay goodbye in Germany, Dr. Jones.
[Punches Indy]
Indiana Jones: I liked the Austrian way better.
Professor Henry Jones: So did I.
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(If you qoute it, you're responsible for it - Beirut)
Some ones from waiting which has a script right up there with clerks imo...
Monty: Those guys should be sterilized. And I'm not kidding at all.
Monty: So, what do you think of Natasha?
Dean: I think she's illegal.
Monty: Yeah, I've made peace with that. Seriously, look at her. You know she has that Scooby-Doo tongue.
Dean: [imitating Scooby-Doo] Ratutory rape.
Monty: [using a Forrest Gump voice] Momma said they's my magic shoes. Mama said they would take me anywhere. 'Course Mama used to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard.
My favourite from Pulp Fiction:
"Awww man, I just shot Marvin in the face..."
It's just the way he says it. The sheer disappointment in his voice.. brilliant :laugh4:
Found some more(PM me if you want this thread to die because I'll keep it alive as long as quotes keep comin to my head from movies~;))
We Were Soldiers
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Our Father in Heaven, before we go into battle, every soldier among us will approach you each in his own way. Our enemies too, according to their own understanding, will ask for protection and for victory. And so, we bow before your infinite wisdom. We offer our prayers as best we can. I pray you watch over the young Jack Geoghegan. That I lead into battle. You use me as your instrument in this awful hell of war to watch over them. Especially if they're men like this one beside me, deserving of a future in your blessing and goodwill. Amen.
2nd Lieutenant Jack Geoghegan: Amen.
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little b@st@rds straight to Hell. Amen.
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley: If any of you sons of b*tches calls me grandpa, I'll kill you.
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized that he'd led his men into a slaughter?
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley: Sir, Custer was a p^ssy. You ain't.
Maj. General Henry Kinnard: The White House anticipates a buildup and wants a victory over cavemen in black pajamas.
General in Hallway: We wouldn't be there if they hadn't already beaten the French Army.
Maj. General Henry Kinnard: French Army? What's that?
The only quote I will ever need:
"I'm sick of these Mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!"
From Grandma's Boy
Guy 1: At least I have my own bed
Guy 2: Dude your bed is a car
Guy 1: *In a gay accent* Ya but it's a ****ing sweet car!
I laughed so hard at this bit.
Vito CQuote:
Originally Posted by drone
"I make him an offer he don't refuse"
Fredo C
"I can handle things I'm smart -- not like everyone says -- not dumb, smart and I want respect! "
Santino C
[to Michael] "Did you go to college to get stupid?"
"Ah, say -- what do you think of the nerve those Japs ... Dropping bombs in out back yard -- and on Pops birthday ya know. "
SC's daughter
"Mommy, Daddy's fighting again!"
Clemenza
"Mikey, why don't you tell that nice girl you love her? I love you with all-a my heart, if I don't see-a you again soon, I'm-a gonna die... "
"Leave the gun, take the cannolis."
Luca Brasi
"Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter... 's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding"
Jack Woltz: [after laughing] And, uh, what favor would, uh, your friend, uh, grant Mr. Woltz?
Tom Hagen: You're gonna have some union problems, my client could make them disappear. Also, one of your top stars has just moved from, uh, marijuana to heroin...
Jack Woltz: Are you trying to muscle me?
Tom Hagen: Absolutely not.
and, obviously:
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Little Miss Sunshine
Sheryl: [after Frank tried to commit suicide] I'm so glad you're still here.
Frank: Well, that makes one of us.
Everything in Sin City
and
Dune
But knowing there's a trap is the first step in evading it.
Duke Leto Atreides
The Longest Day
The old man's sure changed since yesterday. Or maybe it's just we're changed since yesterday.
"Ich habe ein Saurkraut in meinen Lederhosen."
I've many, but there's one that echoes in my head:
"SOMEDAY A RAIN IS GONNA COME AND WASH ALL THE SCUM OFF THE STREETS"
I think we all know from were it comes from...
Heh. I just watched that for the first time last night. Good flick. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Conradus
(I still have no intention of seeing 300, however, regardless of Miller's abilities. ~;))
BLASPHEMY!!!!! HOW dare yee sayith such words! :boxing:Quote:
Originally Posted by Martok