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Ah yes, The Babe Thread. :kiss2:
By the powers granted me by the bowl of organic cereal I am eating right now, The Babe Thread is locked at post 2999 and the honour of posting the 3000th Babe Thread Post is reserved for our illustrious leader, BKS. His post will mark the re-opening.
Let us take this moment to reflect upon The Babe Thread and give thanks.
To Tosa, Soly, BKS, and most of all The Babes, we give thanks for this wonderful thread and all the cheesecake in it.
Amen. :bow:
AMEN.
Thank you beautiful ladies. May post 3000 be :belly: :magnify: :jawdrop: :sweatdrop: ~:pimp:
No pressure BKS...:sweatdrop:
Why the lockage exactly?
A place-holder, allowing BKS to make the Three-thousandth post (with a breath-takingly beautiful woman's image, presumeably - like Greg says: 'No Pressure', LoL).Quote:
Originally Posted by lancelot
Oh man...I've got to think about this...
Give me half an hour or so.
No rush, no rush at all.
An hour, a day. We're cool. :daisy:
I'll sleep on it, then.
Moar nao!
Not much to think about: Gentlemen prefer blondes !
Speak for yourself. Throw in a brunette and I'm cool. :smoking:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sinan
If you live near the Mediterranean, yes; but you crazies take any and all comers with the blond 'do. Brunettes and raven-haired beauties are simply superior :yes:
Bah. Redheads are the best. :smitten:
How about whatever BKS posts. Don't make it too hard on the man
tho BKS brunettes would be most pleazing:2thumbsup:
Haha, oh the innuendo :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
Pleasent "dreams" BKS.:holmes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
I also think that a dark haired beaty would be perfect.
Oh the excitement! :balloon3:
:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by BKS
It's at 2998, actually.
When you add in the Openning Post, it is 2999.
A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman. I am sure BKS will post a jaw-dropper where the colour of her hair will become the least of our worries.
No pressure, BKS, honest.
Quid
No, I will! :furious3: :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by BKS
Ok, it's been 10 hours time for selection now - this might be worth waiting for! :smash:
You guys have no standards. :P (joking!)
Oh, I think Our Man in England knows that subtlety is virtuous as well as being eminently desirable. ~:smoking:Quote:
Originally Posted by Quid
W00t! I have the honour of the 2999th post. :beam:
And we thank you for that post. :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
Anything in the glory of feminine beauty. :bow:
Well, it's a good thing that I erased my post I had typed up then for the 3ker.
hurry
It'd be really funny if he chose the picture of "himself." :book:
:fainting:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alexander the Pretty Good
Don't give him ideas...Quote:
Originally Posted by Alexander the Pretty Good
Settle down guys, it's not like it's the end of the world or something. I mean, we can still view it and all.
I'm ordering a cute redhead, early twenties, bra size B something with endearing eyes and possibly an enigmatic smile. Freckles are optional.
BKS, if you're all out on those I trust that you'll find someone equivilant
TBH if he just reposted post #2974 , no one could possibly argue. She's clear proof that there is a god, and he is good. :2thumbsup:
:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alexander the Pretty Good
Or is BKS actually a member of the sex whose beauty's worship the babe thread is devoted to? If so, why not? :smash:
Edit: on second thoughts, BKS probably isn't, as he would then not get the task of finding a babe... :shame:
+ hips and other female shapes (not another XXY or skinny model!) without being the type of babe lars prefers either, from an angle between profile and front so you see the bulging parts clearly, the red hair should be natural and not dyed, very revealing picture within the allowed limits, and the image should be as unphotoshopped as possible. :jumping:Quote:
Originally Posted by Peasant Phill
I will be glad to return to the reopened babe thread when hell has frozen over! :wink:
I am sure BKS will find one to suit Lars' tastes especially to tease Legio. :beam:
Someone at google is probably working on making this sort of search possible right now, and I love them for it.Quote:
+ hips and other female shapes (not another XXY or skinny model!) without being the type of babe lars prefers either, from an angle between profile and front so you see the bulging parts clearly, the red hair should be natural and not dyed, very revealing picture within the allowed limits, and the image should be as unphotoshopped as possible.
I actually thought that was Beirut's intent, that he was reserving the 3000th babe to be the best in-drag shot BKS could produce of himself. I'm pleasantly relieved to discover this was not the intent. :2thumbsup:
Whomever you pick BKS, I have every confidence she'll be a real stunner, just please let her have a cute (and ample) tush! :jumping:
Just stay away from any british "babes" and I'll be happy....
No photoshopping, no nudity, that is babe thread law.
....A new age has begun. An age of women.
And all will know that the 3000th babe, gave her last breath to defend it!
Babes! Tonight we dine in hell!
In before Margaret Thatcher.
Sorry? So the wide range of British actresses and models who have attained world-renoun are all ugly.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
I'm sorry but that seems like a bit of a sler against my country and my female friends.
Personally, I always thought Margaret Thatcher was da bomb! :kiss2: (Chicks with nuclear weapons really do it for me.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Baba Ga'on
If BKS posts her I'm sending him a Guinness.
Ok, it's finally up. Unfortunately there's no way it can please everyone, but I hope you aren't too disapointed.
I did want to post the pic of Mila Jovovich in The Fifth Element that started off the original babe thread, to lend some historical continuity, but I couldn't find it.
You did fine, BKS. :bow:
BKS, I asked for booty, you gave me booty. Who can complain with a :daisy: like that smiling back at them? Well done!!!
~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Beirut
/me looks at the babe it became
Awww. :no:
Blasphemer! :furious3:Quote:
Originally Posted by Baba Ga'on
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
I think we should put all of our commentary/appreciation of the subject material in this thread so not to impurify the true Babe Thread.
What do you guys think?
Sounds like a reasonable idea. Pictures only in the real Babe Thread.
Sounds like a good idea to me
I think that makes a lot of sense. Although I'm going to go out on a limb and say it would be hard to enforce.
Sounds like a good idea to me as well. Though it may be hard on any of the people on Dial-up here.
" Oh my my what a babe ! I should just go to the other thread, copying the post number somewhere and making a good description of the babe, so that I can comment on her"Quote:
I think we should put all of our commentary/appreciation of the subject material in this thread so not to impurify the true Babe Thread.
No way that's possible. My 2 cents.
I agree, I think we would end up copying the pictures to this thread to comment on them, which would result in a second Babe Thread being an exact copy of the original one.Quote:
Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine