When is the next EB (EB .9 I guess) coming out? Please I'm dying to know!!! >_<
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When is the next EB (EB .9 I guess) coming out? Please I'm dying to know!!! >_<
The anticipation is making me foam at the mouth... XD
We are too!:clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by FrenchCanada
Only the oracles know.
The entrails do not look good . 2 years .
Then I shall pull the entrails out of those dumb oracles who made that prediction!Quote:
Originally Posted by russia almighty
I've already did that . I read theres , 1-3 months .
Hmmm, so after pulling out their entrails, it went down by a factor of 10. So I guess if I pull out YOUR entrails, the time will go down to 1-2 weeks. XD <('.'<)Quote:
Originally Posted by russia almighty
maybe we should try the sacred chickens....
They were sacred? Darn, but they sure tasted good.
Sunday in two weeks at 6:16 am.
In the fullness of time....
:juggle2:
The day before Dec. 21, 2012
So we could all put in an "all-nighter" on the night before the world.....:skull:
Well according to the Ancient Mayans anyway......:sweatdrop:
Stabbed cheese and dying robins in garages didn't provide a clear-cut message either.
Neither did all the killed bunnies before the 0.81a release.
EB's ....coming out!!!! :belly:
Tis a cruel world (Total War Forums), ruled by the cruel gods (EB members).
I have signed a contract, where I get paid 150.000 euros a week and I get 10 free girls of my choice to have fun with till 2015 in exchange not to tell the secret when the new EB comes.
Trust me, I will surely won't. :beam:
You who ask when EB will be out, you know how the Blame Game started?
I consider that fan must give to each member of the EB team a virgin if they release EB next version this night.
If not, when they release a new version, they will get virgin goat :laugh4: :laugh4:
That's okay, my barbarian advisor insists that startled goats are good eating.
The moment you cracked the computers of the eb modders finish there scripts do a 1000 hours of playtesting and then you tell us on wich newsserver you uploaded the file so we can play it the next dayQuote:
Originally Posted by FrenchCanada
if you can't i really don't know:sweatdrop:
Waitaminit, I'm not getting anything! I demand a contract of my own, 'lest I slip out something!Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
Just to show you I'm serious, I'll tell you that the next public release of EB will happen within d days, where
Code:d = f(5; 4), where
f(m; n) = n + 1, when m = 0
= f(m-1; 1) when m > 0 and n = 0
= f(m - 1; f(m; n - 1)) when m > 0 and n > 0
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Originally Posted by Intranetusa
Last whitey that tried that got there head blown off and there body dumped in East Saint Louis .
That'll give us a break then.
Whether you like mathematics so mutch or you have 24 hour (Or less) till your next mathematic exam:laugh4: which I bet you are the second one :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Mark
How much do you want to bet on that? :beam:
Cruel... cruel recursion.
honestly, the preview was in July...so the next version can't be THAT far off...maybe a month or two?
Or three, or more... Who knows? :inquisitive:
I'd send a message to the Oracle at Delphi, but I'm afraid what catastrophe might befall me if I get the prophecy wrong. Plus, I haven't heard from them in years....
:laugh3:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lysander13
ATM we are working at the bartix e1337e guard. Preview will follow.
( ~D )
I have consulted the seer council and they stated that the next EB will be released between the 3rd and the 17th of October.
And since I'm both furry and a god this will happend unless I decide against it. :2thumbsup:
If you're wrong, we reserve the right to tear out your entrails for the seer council's next prophecy...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir-S-Of-TURBO
what is Bartix and you must get Armenia in??!!??! :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed: :furious3: :furious3:
Have we forgotten the time honored traditions of the ancients . we should simply sacrifice 100n Virgins, throw a sword in a river, bury an army of clay soldiers and call it a day. then we should have an answer within 36 hours. depending on how long it takes to sacrifice 100 virgins...
Bleh! what a waste of virgins...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiberius of the Drake
And it's not like the cruel gods can even tell the difference between a virgin and a cheap 2 cent whore! I say keep the virgins and sacrifice the whores!
I can't be wrong, I might chance my opinion at the last second and not tell you, but I can't be wrong. :beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Intranetusa
Being god is sweet.
Sacrifice 100 virgins?! BLASPHEMY!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiberius of the Drake
You can't sacrifice them, you...ehem...play with them...
Hehe ,One free RTW plus BI CDs ;) (And Red Orchestra)Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Mark
I will handle the most difficult part ,Virgins :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiberius of the Drake
That would be a wise decision, then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir-S-Of-TURBO
I'm enrolling into the University of Helsinki this fall, and school begins on the 10th of September. No pre-school classes either. I'll spare you your RTW and BI, I could do with one Red Orchestra, though :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by kambiz
So I guessed truely :smiley: This was the result of my own experiences because I always at the night of the mathematic exames saw everything in mathematical way :laugh: Ah such a good days !OK buy one ,But for yourself. You'll be attracted to the game if you be one of the WWII fans.Quote:
I could do with one Red Orchestra
Red Orchestra is like Battlefield 1942, except actually being good...Quote:
Originally Posted by kambiz
StackOverflowException! :furious3: :dizzy2:Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Mark
It so happens that the function The Mark posted should be revised a little; however you can find the corrected version in the "I know when EB is coming" thread.
Actually that new function is IDENTICAL to the one originally posted and the one I used :) LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Tellos Athenaios
I see thunder to the left, lightning to the right.
A flock of gull in view.
Hmmm, a sad remake of a once mighty song, methinks a bad omen.
A hundred more years seems most likely.:no:
George, get your psuedo-Java like errors out of this forum!
It was kind of a joke. Though the error is real :)Quote:
Originally Posted by skuzzy
Yeah, I know it was a joke. I was joking as well :beam:
I lost a week from my life with Red Orchestra... Addictive game.Quote:
Originally Posted by kambiz
I will lose the next 20 years in my life with women...Quote:
I will handle the most difficult part ,Virgins :wink:
I'd like to bump this thread with one tiny message:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir-S-Of-TURBO
I told you so. :beam: