How sexually promiscous are you ?

Ok so in simple words...

Men: How many women have you slept with ?
Women: How many men have you slept with ?

Unfortunately if you're gay it does'nt really count towards this particular poll because we ALL know how easy it is to get laid if you're gay ! .... Right ?

Anyway if you're gay or bi feel free to vote, no prejudice here on my part. Just that IMO it's not really a skill to get laid if you're gay you can walk into a gay bar right now and in 1 minute get a partner, probably the whole bar actually! w00t! MAD Skillz! YEAH! Ahem...

There are a few things that provoked this questionnaire.

A. Because since I broke up with my ex like 2 years ago, I have been absolutely APEMAN. I've never had so much fun. Basically because of all the issues in that relationship something snapped in me, and I decided I'm going to be HAPPY, and I'm going to ENJOY women as much as I freakin want to!. Because I LOVE women so why drain my bleedin brain over one bombshell over another.

B. Past 4-5 days I've been ignoring my phone. Don't you LOVE it when you pop a little freaky SMS to some chick while you're getting your butt handed to you on a silver platter in Call of Duty 4 (Multiplayer OFC), and you think GOOOOODDDAAAMMMMMIIIiiiiiiIIIIIIIITTTTT !!!! NOT AGAIN !! So you think about something else... (while you get fragged AGAIN!!!!???!!) .... you think of this random chick and pop her a naughty naughty SMS... think "When you get into bed tonight.... " and she starts calling you BACK !!!, then she sends a horny SMS which reads like some lust demon wrote the thing, you ignore, then she CALLS YOU BACK !!!, you ignore, 10 minutes later she calls you back !!! 1 hour later she calls you back !!! WHAT ??? YEAH !!! Only problem is I'm ignoring because I WANNA GAAAME ON !!! So anyway, I figured this gaming is REALLY bad, bad, bad bad, evil!, OMG! This is worse for my sex life than frekkking cigarettes & alchohol! ...and as of tomorrow I'm gonna GO OUT AT NIGHT instead of gaming & all those cuties out on Tuesday night are going to see a BAD BAD BOY !!! Dammit !

C. I've met a lot of gamers and I can pretty much say that I didn't meet many who slept with more than 3-5 women tops.

D. Then there's the intellectual types, myself included from past experience, we don't often get out much coz we're busy reading all the time, PLUS we're SO HIGH IN THE SKY that NORMAL babes can't even dream of communicating with us on our level, PLUS we get so darn serious about everything it's hard for us to have a good laugh about anything, so yeah when we get laid, it's LUCKY!

I am not implying that having few sexual partners is bad, IMHO it's good in many ways actually. For one thing get married and you never have to go out looking for a babe, or so the theory goes.

Just trying to get an idea of if there is a corelation between the gaming and having fewer sexual partners.
This would make us all the more attractive for potential mates!

BTW this is an annonymous vote, so people can't see what you voted.

Hmmm.. I wonder who vote for 100-300 or more?

Sheesh, don't be subtle about it, Sinan!
Do we, uhm, need to prove our claims with pictures ? :sweatdrop:

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Originally Posted by Blodrast

Sheesh, don't be subtle about it, Sinan!
Do we, uhm, need to prove our claims with pictures ? :sweatdrop:

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Pictures can be photoshopped.

Videos only.







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Only 1. I left the country just as that part of my life was getting interesting.

i clicked 1-3 because i've had 3

others may click 3-10 if they've had 3

you will get messed up results

LOL ! That's the spirit Panther ! TuffStuff that's a good point.
Well what I meant was 1 to 3, then 3 to 10. If you slept with 3 it would be 1-3, as 3 is the upper limit.

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BTW just for you serious types, the original post is a semi rant, so don't take it over the top serious. No offence intended obviously!.

1

not by choice :shame:

i just have zero ability in talking to girls

Edit: actually I´m not sure if my total is 1 or zero...

Clinton would say it´s zero...if you catch my drift :P

"I will say this one more time...I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"

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BTW just for you serious types, the original post is a semi rant, so don't take it over the top serious. No offence intended obviously!

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I was going to say, something SERIOUS snapped.

*bow chicki bow wow*

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Originally Posted by RoadKill

Hmmm.. I wonder who vote for 100-300 or more?

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Beirut or BKS, I'm sure.

I should have included an option for 0. Crud!

Well anyway if you've never had sex (gay, bi or whatever) & you're not shy about it, just post away. That's another biggie when you're a teenager, it's like you just HAVE to have sex, which is utter BS ofc. It forces you to have your first time with just any babe. I think I was pretty lucky though, my 1st was smoking hot AND smart too. So smart she trapped me for years! I finally got away, though in all fairness, I really had a lot of fun with her, for which I'm very grateful.

LOL Vlad !

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I should have included an option for 0. Crud!

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Gotcha covered.

Wow, great. Thank you very much.

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Do virtual partners count? :idea:

OK, so you want an honest answer?

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You won't get it. :shame:

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Zero. I've got more important things to do in high school.

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Among other reasons...

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1

not by choice :shame:

i just have zero ability in talking to girls

Edit: actually I´m not sure if my total is 1 or zero...

Clinton would say it´s zero...if you catch my drift :P

"I will say this one more time...I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"

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Was she wearing a pizza delivery uniform and carrying cigars? ~:smoking:

I went with the first option.

I've had a couple.

None for me so far, and I plan to keep it that way until I'm married.

Ajax

Wasn't gonna vote, but then I saw the poll was anonymous. That's okay, then.

Yeah it's an annonymous vote. I'll add that to the first post.

im in the 1-3 category which at the age of 21 just isn't good (btw im on 1) mainly down to confidence and talking to girls, hoping to overcome this at some point in my twenties and make up it for it by being overly promiscous in my thirties

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Wasn't gonna vote, but then I saw the poll was anonymous. That's okay, then.

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Immediately calling BS because the 100-300 and up wasn't selected yet.

I'm not sure where I am. I'll have to think about it a bit, I was looking at my phone today and there are many numbers which I don't even remember who those girls are. I am 34. I expected that I'd be less horny as I grow older but I'm not. To the contrary, I'm now more motivated, energetic (when I'm not gaming) and most importantly, much more concious of my sex drive. I'm now fully aware that women are a very important (note: plural) part of my life. They are just too good to pass by, I cannot live with myself if I see a beautiful woman and not approach her immediately. I'm never, ever going back to being that guy who sees a damm hot babe and can't just walk up and make a move. Most of the time I did it because I was already with one woman, but also because I just didn't realise what the hell I'm doing. I also didn't realise that I was really lucky since I got a LOAD of attention from women. Whereas before I just "let it happen", I'm now much more conciously on the hunt, without any expectations. It makes a big difference, and it's been a great journey.

From my experience, for males the saying is true: use it or lose it.

I intend on having sex with no less than 100 women in my lifetime. I'm halfway there.

Zero ~D

Nothing new so I chose text size 7(12 is normal, isn't it? ~;) ).

I think it's because I'm ugly and stupid.

Use it or lose it.

and NEVER with the sluts...

Now hitched to number seven. That makes seven for you brain donors out there--I salute your sacrifice.

Zero. Yes, I do have a girlfriend, but we both want to wait. Plenty of reasons, I'm sure you can think of some, at least. We both want it to be with each other, but there's just reasons not to.

EDIT: I have slept with her, just never had sex with her.

Maniac, what does that mean?

I assumed he meant that they had slept in the same bed together, but not had sex.

I think he means it literally, as in they have slept in the same bed. People do that sometimes.

I estimate my pre-marital activities as somewhere in the high twenties or low thirties. I'd have to really think about it; I never made any effort to quantify these things. I guess that number could move higher, but probably no lower. Best to be conservative with sexual estimates, right?

ICLADOLLABOJADALLA! He means he's been to bed with her literally and not had sex with her.

That's remarkable, noble even.

Wish I was that lucky, never slept with a woman I wasn't attracted to. Actually there was one, we went out, got drunk, she started hitting on me. I told her I was not attracted to her (what a n00b I was). She got up ON the bar dancing and started to ask guys out loud if anyone thinks she's sexy. She complained to everyone that I won't screw her coz I'm not attracted to her LOOOOL!. Just TRY to picture the look on my face when she did this! BUAHAHA! Needless to say this was working absolute miracles in the panties of all the young hotties in the bar, I had a freakin stunning awesome entourage in 2 minutes, such is the beauty of female psychology. Obviously almost all the guys went ape and she got tons of attention. Anyhow after this truly amazing relvelation on how sore a woman can get just coz you won't screw her, we went back to my place. Rather she escorted me back and pushed herself in through the door. Too drunk to do anything about it I just walked in and collapsed on my bed. We woke up and had sex ANYWAY, Great! so much for not saying no to drugs! never waste a morning boner! Those are counted, you only get one of those a day.

Obviously if I'm attracted to her, then it's happening. If not she's most welcome to sleep on the couch. I prefer to sleep alone anyway :P I used to real sweet like that too, I'd let women sleep over (on my couch!), but after a (very long) while I started to realise the whole friends thing is just not working for me. What was happening was that girls would think I'm not interested in them, that's why they literally have to beg for sex. Ofc I was interested but was just too much of a gentleman to realise when to switch off my Dalai Lama syndrome.

Lemur I think it depends on the company you're in. Most guys don't feel comfortable talking about how many when in the company of other women, maybe because they imagine women would'nt like it. I used to think that too, but obviously most women don't think badly of it. Seems to be a plus, you're more experienced, if other women want you or have you then they figure you must be something worth having. In some cultures women expect you to have experience before you approach them. They use it as a qualifier "How many girls have you had ? I like experienced men."

It's interesting to note that gay men behave the same way, if they see a hetro guy with a woman or a gay couple who's in deep emotionally, they immediately fire up.

Voted 3-10. But hey, I'm 21 and I've been with the same chick for nearly 3 years...

But then... I actually have no idea how many partners I've had. There's alcohol involved, and that leads to memory loss. I know of 5 definite ones(of which 3 were long term), others may or not have been a score... Might have ended with sleeping by myself, might have stopped with just a Clinton...

Oh, and then there is this Norwegian celebration, called the "Russetid". 3 weeks of drunkness, drunk driving and drunk sexing... Outside too, so I usually wandered off and got lost away from my friends, usually waking up in a ditch somewhere. Oh, and one time I woke up in my own bed with a big black hole of nothing in my head. Then I got up, and noticed quite a few long, black hairs on my wee-wee(and I'm blond and short)... Did something happen there? No idea, the only obervation of me after 23-ish was a friend who saw me tumbling around on a parking lot around 0200, falling over every few steps...

EDIT: Actually, that's 5 definite scores, plus 2 definite Clintons.

Good story !

I guess that's a bit like they do in Denmark as well. That is WILD, last time I was in Copenhagen there were full army trucks of girls in nothing but bras and underwears taunting everyone, rubbing their butts right in your face. Incredible ! That was hot. The guy I was with, who is a Dane was laughing at my reaction, I was like YESSSSSSS! I've been googling for some vids to post but did'nt find any good ones.

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That's remarkable, noble even.

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I agree. Kudos to the fellas that are deliberately holding out- between hormones and peer pressure, it aint easy. :bow:

Take the numbers for each option and move them all up one notch except the zero, which stays in place. All the 1-3's move down to zero.

Now you have somewhat accurate numbers. :yes:

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Lemur I think it depends on the company you're in. Most guys don't feel comfortable talking about how many when in the company of other women

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Discretion is the better part of valour. Bad taste to discus sexual partners imho. Hate having to sit through a conversation about sex especially if it is between women.

0 and not sure what to think of it ~:)

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There are a few things that provoked this questionnaire.

A. Because since I broke up with my ex like 2 years ago, I have been absolutely APEMAN. I've never had so much fun. Basically because of all the issues in that relationship something snapped in me, and I decided I'm going to be HAPPY, and I'm going to ENJOY women as much as I freakin want to!. Because I LOVE women so why drain my bleedin brain over one bombshell over another.

C. I've met a lot of gamers and I can pretty much say that I didn't meet many who slept with more than 3-5 women tops.

D. Then there's the intellectual types, myself included from past experience, we don't often get out much coz we're busy reading all the time, PLUS we're SO HIGH IN THE SKY that NORMAL babes can't even dream of communicating with us on our level, PLUS we get so darn serious about everything it's hard for us to have a good laugh about anything, so yeah when we get laid, it's LUCKY!

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A. same thing happened to me, which is why i hit 18 before meeting my current girlfriend of several years.

C. i game a fair bit; hour and a half a night on average.

D. i spend way way too much time reading.

Okay, so I'm refreshingly average. Ran out of fingers but didn't need to take both socks off :laugh4:

The usual mixed bag of one night stands, long-term committed relationships, just-friends-but-we're-feeling-lonely, extra-marital affairs etc etc, interspersed with long bouts of celibacy when I get fed up of it all :clown:

One benefit of getting older is your hormones hassle you a lot less :2thumbsup:

I just want to know who the two gentlemen are who cracked over a 100 clams, and how close they are to the 300 scale. Seems like we have two real predators here, common don't be shy, naturally you aren't so WHO are you? :yes:

Surely, Fragony, I expected you'd be asking who's the other one :laugh4:

How sexually promiscous am I ?

As much as possible every living day. :sunny::canada:

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Surely, Fragony, I expected you'd be asking who's the other one :laugh4:

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Ohhh, question was in your life, thought he meant since the last time you logged on :clown:

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Ohhh, question was in your life, thought he meant since the last time you logged on

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:laugh4: :laugh4: Touche!

Some where whores though which didnt take any effort. Also I am assuming this means oral sexual encounters as well? I voted based on that assumption so my number is elevated to include those as well.

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Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars

Zero. Yes, I do have a girlfriend, but we both want to wait. Plenty of reasons, I'm sure you can think of some, at least. We both want it to be with each other, but there's just reasons not to.

EDIT: I have slept with her, just never had sex with her.

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"We've done 'it' as in 'gone to see Transformers', i've just never had sex with her."

Also, sex is wildly overrated. It is awesome, but it is way better to date one girl and watch tons of porn when she's not around. It get's you prepared to be a husband and father.

My best man probably breaks your poll. We stopped counting his 'conquests' around the 150 mark and that was several years ago. I would estimate that he's close to breaking the 300 mark now, and he's only 28 years old. How does that happen, I hear you ask? Here's how it happens:

1) Lives in NYC.
2) Goes out to bars, clubs, and restaurants very regularly.
3) Has a British accent.
4) Dresses extremely well.
5) Is handsome.
6) Is a very successful investment banker.
7) Owns 2 apartments in NYC and drives a Porche.
8) Spends money like it's going out of style.

He's a great guy, as good a friend as a man could ask for, just don't let him date your sister.

We got one of those at well, true chick magnet. We love him but when you go out with him you know you are second choice. The funny thing is, all he wants is his rather plainlooking but incredibly nice and funny girlfriend, the only one he has ever been with as far as I know, he wouldn't apreciate it if I asked. We are rather discrete, never talk about sex with my firends. At party's someone gets the bug and everyone pretends they didn't notice.

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Also I am assuming this means oral sexual encounters as well?

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That's a good question, and would change my category/count as well.

@ Tincow - That's... impressive, and scary. Wonder how many STD's he's racked up??

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@ Tincow - That's... impressive, and scary. Wonder how many STD's he's racked up??

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AFAIK, none, which is a miracle given his inconsistent use of condoms. I've talked to him multiple times about getting checkups, and he seems to do so every six months or so, but either he's really lucky or he's lying to me. Knowing him as well as I do, I doubt the latter. To be fair, as odd as it may sound, he doesn't tend to pick up 'tramps' or the type of women you would usually expect to transmit STDs. They all tend to be smart or talented in some manner, such as business executives or Russian ballerinas (well, ballerina singular, AFAIK). I am certainly stereotyping here, but it seems to me that they are probably a safer bet on the health issues than more 'trashy' pick-ups. Even so, it's a veritable miracle that he's clean.

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AThey all tend to be smart or talented in some manner, such as business executives or Russian ballerinas (well, ballerina singular, AFAIK).

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Ah, ballerinas ...

Zero, unfortunatly. :shame: Being the *insert age* (26 currently) yearold virgin is really starting to bother me.

0. I never really talk to girls, which cannot be considered as anything else than step 0.5; at least considering that I am hetero. ~;)

Still at zero. I think I must be hideously ugly, since I'm intelligent, funny, not very shy* and party quite a lot (with girls).

...Or maybe it's because I'm never serious, don't care about anything, a total bastard and insult everyone around me?


*There's a difference between being asocial and shy. I can talk to people and even be nice if I force myself to, I just don't want to.

Whoo...
how many at zero here..

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...Or maybe it's because I'm never serious, don't care about anything, a total bastard and insult everyone around me?

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Well, not.

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Zero, unfortunatly. :shame: Being the *insert age* (26 currently) yearold virgin is really starting to bother me.

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Just don't take it all that seriously, it's just fun.

@ TinCow... The poll has an option 300 or more, so he can fit in, anyone can. I have seen some guys, specially since I joined a movement for improving your lifestyle and hence success with women, who rank above 150. They pick up women absolutely anywhere. They go out and they get laid (speaking of which I AM LEAVING MY PC FOR THE NIGHT AFTER THIS POST!!!!). Money, looks, success are important but they are NOT essential. There are so many examples of hot, rich women dating absolutely average guys.

You do not have to have material possessions in order to be very successful with women. There is a lot of hope for us normal average guys.

It's motivating for me to post this as it helps me see myself, and encourages me. Hope that some guys can benefit from it, and motivates some of you too. We men we are brothazzz!!!

This morning, after gaming the whole night again, w000tles!!!! GREAT way to start a day, all zombie like. I decided to get some breakfast from the local supermarket, they make great roast chicken nice and fresh, delicious potato an vegetable bake. I walk in out of the -4C cold outside, happy as a parrot in love! whistling & singing the song "Du Hast Den Sch&#246;nsten Arsch Der Welt" (<-link) "You have the best ass in the world" in German, that stuff is MONEY!. Anyway I had it in the back of my mnd that I wanna go out tonight with a hot babe! so my eagle eyes radar was on! I was happy, because I spent yet another night gaming ! NOOOO! Dangnabitty!. I was disturbed that I did, but I was happy anyway, had this great vibe going. I walk in almost every single woman is giving me approach invitations, look at me baby ! come here ! I did'nt shower since yesterday, was wearing dirty nike trackpants, red Fruit of the Loom hoodie, no t-shirt undeneath (HOLY shizzle it was COLD!), hair was a mess, hadn't brushed my teeth yet this morning (at that time), my nike sneakers which I use to go running and gym in, didn't shave in 3 days, wearing a cheap black fleece jacket which I got as a 'gift' from a bank I worked for. Think porcupine. I'm smelling like GOLD! I'm feeling like gold ! Almost done with my food, I see this blonde on the phone looking at the shelves, with what looks like some lunch in her basket. She looks cold, her cheeks are red & flushed. Good sign of vitality ! I think wow ! THIS is it! I'm IN! Hang on, she's on the phone... I ignore, go about my business. Finish packing my basket with loads of gaming food (Hey I can game this afternoon... ohhhhh noooezz! where's my medication) and head to the counter. Then I think WAIT !!! get her number ! I look eagle eyes but looking totally careless, there she is walking up to pay. YIPPEEE YAY!!!! fine blonde, fit, wearing all designer clothes, obviously well off, about 30, successful, intelligent looking office girl. I'm looking at her, OH oh ! I look away before she knows I noticed her. What's her name ??? BANG! I call her HotBabe OfficeGirl ! I'm thinking how delicious the icing on our wedding cake will be !!! We're getting married and I get to kiss the bride !!! (lol) I'm PUMPING to GO ! 2 seconds to mission launch. Here we go troops! LOCK & LOAD ! We rolling !!! Whoops did I say 2 seconds ? HELL 2 seconds are gone kinda fast... WE ROLLING NOW !

Me: Du hast der .... singing you have the best ass in the world....
Hot Babe OfficeGirl: Looking at me, puts phone in her pocket.
Me: Dei dan da da dei dan da !!!
HBOfficeGirl: Smiling !!!
Me: Dei dan da da dei dan da !!! ... Du Hast Den Sch&#246;nsten Arsch Der Welt ... this song is AWESOME ! I LOVE it !
HBOfficeGirl: hahahhaha (cracks up)
Me: Hey don't they say GOOD MORNING in your country ???!!!!
(i'm vibing, voice projection all the way, everyone in the supermarket can hear me, I'm smiling playfully)
HBOfficeGirl: hahahahhahahehehhahhaha Totally cracking herself up. HBOfficeGirl: Well GOOOOOD MORNING! (whole supermarket can hear her, she's voice projecting back to me! we got our thing going!!!)
Me: (This is the moment that it hits me hard. My heart steps up a few beats, blood is rushing to my face and throughout my body. I'm primed for action. In that moment I'm becoming intoxicated by her beauty. With her eyes, her hair, her smell she's pulling me to her. I'm getting attracted to her big time. HELP! Does anyone know how to say CRUD! I hear a LOUD voce in my head saying CRUD!!!! WAKE UP !!!. I snap! Pheeew that was close, almost lost it to my emotions there.)
Me: (immediate recovery! HOOAAAH!) blabalalalalablabla UTTER NONSENSE about how I'm an underwear model for Bjorn Borg and I love how this chick in that song is singing about my ass !.... (I move my ass in a slow and controlled circular thrust).... blabllaaablaaahhh
Her: Laughing her Arsche OFF! (looking at my ass!)
Me: thinking (there is probably nothing more beautiful than seeing a woman happy and to hear her laugh. It is the best thing in the world!)
Her: BLOWS OPEN like a stunning white orchid in sunlight... it's ok ! I have a job I like. I work just around the corner for this shipping company... blahblaaaablablaba...
Me: blaaaaablababla... Oh you ship all the stuff for this supermarket ? No wonder they never have food on their shelves (lol!)
Her: giggles, we ship everything pretty much, including some *her phone rings, methinks (PLEASE Lord don't, don't do this to me !) I look at her as if I'm leaving if she answers it, I start turning away, she hits the ignore button & it goes to voicemail!!!* *she touches me on the arm! I turn slightly lookin over my shoulder, touch her back hold for a second and then push her hand off my arm*... we ship some... *pause* ...food items as well. (giving me hot eyes, oh oh the blood is flowing DOWNARDS! ouch ! this could get embarassing, I'm wearing track pants!)
Me: (Damm don'think about sex you F00L! WOW! she's telling ME about HER job like she's qualifying herself... daaaaaammmm babe you're so done! oopsy... I'm thinking about sex... !)
Me: Hey you're fun AND you seem serious ALSO. I like that. (clear statement of interest time to pay her back for being a good girl)
(FECK! Something bad happens.... I almost say she's beautiful AAARRRGGG Don't do it ! Thankfully I shut my mouth before saying that utter n00b line, imagine how many times a day she gets told she's beautiful.)
Her: *blushes* Really ? nobody says that, people find me very quiet.
Me: (now I KNOW I'm IN !!! I'm like freaking out inside)
Me: Yeah really ! I had fun talking to you... you're confident & talkative... but I'm still hoping to see some food here next time otherwise I know who to blame!. (smiling playfully)
Her: laughs !
Me: *paid, packing my stuff almost leaving*
Her: Smiling, moving a little left & right. She's a little nervous. She's looking at my fleece 'jacket' (if it's a jacket it's supposed to keep you warm right ?) it's got the name of the bank I used to work for.
Me: Yeah got it at a bank party... was a great place to work... So how's your day looking ?
Her: Pretty good, not expecting too much work in the late afternoon. Should be off at a reasonable time. Will still have to east at my desk for lunch though. Got a few ... blaaaaaaahhblah blahhhh (babe who cares about all that ?)
Me: I know this winebar I think you'd like called ------, I'm going there for a little winetasting & snacks tonight around 21:00.
Her: Hey I know that place, never been there but heard it's great.
Me: *hand her my phone* HTC TYTN (the real deal bros!!!)
She: *looks at it like huh ?*
She: Wow what's that ? is that a phone ?!?
Me: UTTER STUPIDITY... about how it's actually from the Matrix and Neo gave it to me as a present... blabablablaaahh... *Cashier is looking at her and smiling*
Her: HAHAHAHHAHAHA !
Me: *show her how to input her name, I move close, body contact, she stays and doesn't move away, she leans into me* (HOLY SMOKING SALMON!!!) I delete her name to make her do it again & to give her that feeling like she might still lose me.
Me: Give me your number, I'll call you around 20:30.
Her: *types in her name again & number*
Me: Great ! Talk to you later... was nice meeting ya (OMG really did say that, wha a KKKnob!) *winks*

5 minutes later I SMS her (making sure she gave me her real number & to demonstrate that I'm no slacker): "So this is one of those phonesex lines eh ???" (one's where you pay like 2 Euro a minute to hear some chick moan, UTTER RIPOFF!). She immediately answers back before I can put the phone in my pocket. BASHI BAZOOOKS ! My hands are freezin! I fumble with the phone... This is weather for PINGUINS!!! ... she answers "HAHA! no way ! it's me ! HBOfficeGirl. Is it 20:30 yet ?" I answer back "Wow! SO straightforward ! ;)" she: "Yeah, like you! ;)"

wwwwwwhhhaaaattt ???!!! silly girl! :smash:

I think of my Dad, he'd be so proud of me. I LOVE you Dad, for many things, but for teaching me that as a man it's my responsibility to take initiative, I really love you.

Anyway I'm outta here, no gaming for me tonight! OHHHHH NOOOOO !!!! I wanna play but I AM forcing myself to SHUT DOWN my machine..... NOW!

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I think he means it literally, as in they have slept in the same bed. People do that sometimes.

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Yes, I do mean it that way.

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"We've done 'it' as in 'gone to see a Transformers', i've just never had sex with her."

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My turn to ask what you mean by that. :inquisitive:

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Also, sex is wildly overrated. It is awesome, but it is way better to date one girl and watch tons of porn when she's not around. It get's you prepared to be a husband and father.

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Lets just say I agree with that, and not go into any details, shall we?

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I'm not sure if she knows I visit this site or not. :laugh4:

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Originally Posted by Sinan

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It's motivating for me to post this as it helps me see myself, and encourages me. Hope that some guys can benefit from it, and motivates some of you too. We men we are brothazzz!!!

This morning, after gaming the whole night again, w000tles!!!! GREAT way to start a day, all zombie like. I decided to get some breakfast from the local supermarket, they make great roast chicken nice and fresh, delicious potato an vegetable bake. I walk in out of the -4C cold outside, happy as a parrot in love! whistling & singing the song "Du Hast Den Schönsten Arsch Der Welt" (<-link) "You have the best ass in the world" in German, that stuff is MONEY!. Anyway I had it in the back of my mnd that I wanna go out tonight with a hot babe! so my eagle eyes radar was on! I was happy, because I spent yet another night gaming ! NOOOO! Dangnabitty!. I was disturbed that I did, but I was happy anyway, had this great vibe going. I walk in almost every single woman is giving me approach invitations, look at me baby ! come here ! I did'nt shower since yesterday, was wearing dirty nike trackpants, red Fruit of the Loom hoodie, no t-shirt undeneath (HOLY shizzle it was COLD!), hair was a mess, hadn't brushed my teeth yet this morning (at that time), my nike sneakers which I use to go running and gym in, didn't shave in 3 days, wearing a cheap black fleece jacket which I got as a 'gift' from a bank I worked for. Think porcupine. I'm smelling like GOLD! I'm feeling like gold ! Almost done with my food, I see this blonde on the phone looking at the shelves, with what looks like some lunch in her basket. She looks cold, her cheeks are red & flushed. Good sign of vitality ! I think wow ! THIS is it! I'm IN! Hang on, she's on the phone... I ignore, go about my business. Finish packing my basket with loads of gaming food (Hey I can game this afternoon... ohhhhh noooezz! where's my medication) and head to the counter. Then I think WAIT !!! get her number ! I look eagle eyes but looking totally careless, there she is walking up to pay. YIPPEEE YAY!!!! fine blonde, fit, wearing all designer clothes, obviously well off, about 30, successful, intelligent looking office girl. I'm looking at her, OH oh ! I look away before she knows I noticed her. What's her name ??? BANG! I call her HotBabe OfficeGirl ! I'm thinking how delicious the icing on our wedding cake will be !!! We're getting married and I get to kiss the bride !!! (lol) I'm PUMPING to GO ! 2 seconds to mission launch. Here we go troops! LOCK & LOAD ! We rolling !!! Whoops did I say 2 seconds ? HELL 2 seconds are gone kinda fast... WE ROLLING NOW !

Me: Du hast der .... singing you have the best ass in the world....
Hot Babe OfficeGirl: Looking at me, puts phone in her pocket.
Me: Dei dan da da dei dan da !!!
HBOfficeGirl: Smiling !!!
Me: Dei dan da da dei dan da !!! ... Du Hast Den Schönsten Arsch Der Welt ... this song is AWESOME ! I LOVE it !
HBOfficeGirl: hahahhaha (cracks up)
Me: Hey don't they say GOOD MORNING in your country ???!!!!
(i'm vibing, voice projection all the way, everyone in the supermarket can hear me, I'm smiling playfully)
HBOfficeGirl: hahahahhahahehehhahhaha Totally cracking herself up. HBOfficeGirl: Well GOOOOOD MORNING! (whole supermarket can hear her, she's voice projecting back to me! we got our thing going!!!)
Me: (This is the moment that it hits me hard. My heart steps up a few beats, blood is rushing to my face and throughout my body. I'm primed for action. In that moment I'm becoming intoxicated by her beauty. With her eyes, her hair, her smell she's pulling me to her. I'm getting attracted to her big time. HELP! Does anyone know how to say CRUD! I hear a LOUD voce in my head saying CRUD!!!! WAKE UP !!!. I snap! Pheeew that was close, almost lost it to my emotions there.)
Me: (immediate recovery! HOOAAAH!) blabalalalalablabla UTTER NONSENSE about how I'm an underwear model for Bjorn Borg and I love how this chick in that song is singing about my ass !.... (I move my ass in a slow and controlled circular thrust).... blabllaaablaaahhh
Her: Laughing her Arsche OFF! (looking at my ass!)
Me: thinking (there is probably nothing more beautiful than seeing a woman happy and to hear her laugh. It is the best thing in the world!)
Her: BLOWS OPEN like a stunning white orchid in sunlight... it's ok ! I have a job I like. I work just around the corner for this shipping company... blahblaaaablablaba...
Me: blaaaaablababla... Oh you ship all the stuff for this supermarket ? No wonder they never have food on their shelves (lol!)
Her: giggles, we ship everything pretty much, including some *her phone rings, methinks (PLEASE Lord don't, don't do this to me !) I look at her as if I'm leaving if she answers it, I start turning away, she hits the ignore button & it goes to voicemail!!!* *she touches me on the arm! I turn slightly lookin over my shoulder, touch her back hold for a second and then push her hand off my arm*... we ship some... *pause* ...food items as well. (giving me hot eyes, oh oh the blood is flowing DOWNARDS! ouch ! this could get embarassing, I'm wearing track pants!)
Me: (Damm don'think about sex you F00L! WOW! she's telling ME about HER job like she's qualifying herself... daaaaaammmm babe you're so done! oopsy... I'm thinking about sex... !)
Me: Hey you're fun AND you seem serious ALSO. I like that. (clear statement of interest time to pay her back for being a good girl)
(FECK! Something bad happens.... I almost say she's beautiful AAARRRGGG Don't do it ! Thankfully I shut my mouth before saying that utter n00b line, imagine how many times a day she gets told she's beautiful.)
Her: *blushes* Really ? nobody says that, people find me very quiet.
Me: (now I KNOW I'm IN !!! I'm like freaking out inside)
Me: Yeah really ! I had fun talking to you... you're confident & talkative... but I'm still hoping to see some food here next time otherwise I know who to blame!. (smiling playfully)
Her: laughs !
Me: *paid, packing my stuff almost leaving*
Her: Smiling, moving a little left & right. She's a little nervous. She's looking at my fleece 'jacket' (if it's a jacket it's supposed to keep you warm right ?) it's got the name of the bank I used to work for.
Me: Yeah got it at a bank party... was a great place to work... So how's your day looking ?
Her: Pretty good, not expecting too much work in the late afternoon. Should be off at a reasonable time. Will still have to east at my desk for lunch though. Got a few ... blaaaaaaahhblah blahhhh (babe who cares about all that ?)
Me: I know this winebar I think you'd like called ------, I'm going there for a little winetasting & snacks tonight around 21:00.
Her: Hey I know that place, never been there but heard it's great.
Me: *hand her my phone* HTC TYTN (the real deal bros!!!)
She: *looks at it like huh ?*
She: Wow what's that ? is that a phone ?!?
Me: UTTER STUPIDITY... about how it's actually from the Matrix and Neo gave it to me as a present... blabablablaaahh... *Cashier is looking at her and smiling*
Her: HAHAHAHHAHAHA !
Me: *show her how to input her name, I move close, body contact, she stays and doesn't move away, she leans into me* (HOLY SMOKING SALMON!!!) I delete her name to make her do it again & to give her that feeling like she might still lose me.
Me: Give me your number, I'll call you around 20:30.
Her: *types in her name again & number*
Me: Great ! Talk to you later... was nice meeting ya (OMG really did say that, wha a KKKnob!) *winks*

5 minutes later I SMS her (making sure she gave me her real number & to demonstrate that I'm no slacker): "So this is one of those phonesex lines eh ???" (one's where you pay like 2 Euro a minute to hear some chick moan, UTTER RIPOFF!). She immediately answers back before I can put the phone in my pocket. BASHI BAZOOOKS ! My hands are freezin! I fumble with the phone... This is weather for PINGUINS!!! ... she answers "HAHA! no way ! it's me ! HBOfficeGirl. Is it 20:30 yet ?" I answer back "Wow! SO straightforward ! ;)" she: "Yeah, like you! ;)"

wwwwwwhhhaaaattt ???!!! silly girl! :smash:

I think of my Dad, he'd be so proud of me. I LOVE you Dad, for many things, but for teaching me that as a man it's my responsibility to take initiative, I really love you.

Anyway I'm outta here, no gaming for me tonight! OHHHHH NOOOOO !!!! I wanna play but I AM forcing myself to SHUT DOWN my machine..... NOW!

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Now, if anyone was that straightforward with me, I'd think he/she was a serial killer.

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Originally Posted by Sinan

You do not have to have material possessions in order to be very successful with women. There is a lot of hope for us normal average guys.

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Pheromone...(points at custom user title)

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Originally Posted by Innocentius

I must be hideously ugly, since I'm intelligent, funny, [...]

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You're obviously way too arrogant. :laugh4: ~;)

What if it's only been a few but mmmmmmmmmmmmultiple times?

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Originally Posted by Husar

You're obviously way too arrogant. :laugh4: ~;)

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I prefer to believe that I'm well aware of myself; my good sides as well as my bad ones:2thumbsup:

1 for 3 years

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"We've done 'it' as in 'gone to see a Transformers', i've just never had sex with her."

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2, as in sex where the thingy goes in the other thingy (you know what thingy:rolleyes: )
but i'm only 17 so i'm off to a good start.

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Originally Posted by Innocentius

I prefer to believe that I'm well aware of myself; my good sides as well as my bad ones:2thumbsup:

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Husar is not self-aware, he thinks you're above average then. :2thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Fragony

Just don't take it all that seriously, it's just fun.

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Being as I have a genetic predisosition to being nurotic. That is very chalenging.

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Originally Posted by Vladimir

What if it's only been a few but mmmmmmmmmmmmultiple times?

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Well in this thread it's number of girls, not number of times, obviously... I doubt any of us who've been with the same chick for years still counts the number of times :laugh4:

Funny thing is, "promiscuous" means "casual" or "indiscriminate". I wouldn't say that any of my "conquests" were casual or that I've ever been indiscriminate.

Well alright, there was C. whose dress and table manners weren't exactly in the best possible taste, but once she was out of that dress her bedside manner left nothing to be desired either. It's been a frequent dilemma to me. I mean the dilemma of how to reconcile such, um, juxtapositions would be the word.

Lust is a democratic tyrant. :yes:

It's really nothing to boast about. I think it's incredible that everybody is feeling so pressured. Sex with varies partners spreads disease no matter how you cut it.

Most people will not use protection all the time. Even with protection you can still get herpes, crabs, HPV, Genital warts, varied genital conditions.

People hate condoms in general. Nobody wants to wear them IN REALITY. In a fantasy world, maybe - but truth be told most people slip up on many occasions.

On your death bed do you really feel like you may wish for more varied partners? Will it really matter? I doubt it. I do suspect that you won't want your daughters out there playing pregnancy Russian roulette. You won't want your sons to have relationships based primarily on the physical. Your wife to get herpes because of your past actions. Also, I think most of us know that sexual relationships cloud character judgement and increase the likelihood of a false match in personalities.

"Sexual Freedom" just enslaves us to a life obsessed with the physical, infidelities, weaker philosophical relationships and flaming nether regions.

We are now free to do what we want. Just because you have the ability doesn't mean you have to act on it. I've slept with 3 different girls and I wish it was only 1 or 2 in my entire life.

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Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff

On your death bed do you really feel like you may wish for more varied partners? Will it really matter? I doubt it. I do suspect that you won't want your daughters out there playing pregnancy Russian roulette. You won't want your sons to have relationships based primarily on the physical. Your wife to get herpes because of your past actions. Also, I think most of us know that sexual relationships cloud character judgement and increase the likelihood of a false match in personalities.

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Speak for yourself, maybe. My wife has only ever been with one person, me, due to an aversion towards sex that was instilled in her by her mother. She now greatly regrets not having more partners before she met me, simply because she considers her former reasons (mother's morality) to be absurd. While she does not have any problems with our relationship, that doesn't change the fact that she wishes she had lived her life differently before she met me. It applies to me, as well, as I was personally turned off when I learned she was a virgin. Sexually inexperienced people are, simply put, not as good at it. I would have preferred a woman who knew a bit more about what she was doing when we first met.

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Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff

It's really nothing to boast about. I think it's incredible that everybody is feeling so pressured.

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I don't but some do. I think it is just a good time, feeling the need to commit yourselve to a single partner is self-inflicted pressure as well. Sex is a strange subject because people always make more of it then it is.

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Originally Posted by TinCow

Speak for yourself, maybe. My wife has only ever been with one person, me, due to an aversion towards sex that was instilled in her by her mother. She now greatly regrets not having more partners before she met me, simply because she considers her former reasons (mother's morality) to be absurd. While she does not have any problems with our relationship, that doesn't change the fact that she wishes she had lived her life differently before she met me. It applies to me, as well, as I was personally turned off when I learned she was a virgin. Sexually inexperienced people are, simply put, not as good at it. I would have preferred a woman who knew a bit more about what she was doing when we first met.

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I'm sorry for you and your wife. Regret nothing unless it hurts those that you love.

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Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff

I'm sorry for you and your wife. Regret nothing unless it hurts those that you love.

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It's comments like these that remind me why I stay out of the Backroom. I apologize for straying.

ah well, gone

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It's comments like these that remind me why I stay out of the Backroom. I apologize for straying.

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A wife who realizes the absurdity of the moral constraints that she used to hold can remedy the situation. Since it is only "bodies" anyway and as long as two people in a couple consent, there should be no moral problem with a constructive stray or two. Right? I mean what is the problem? Let's all get over our archaic view of ownership of the spouse.

It could only be good for the relationship and bang! everyone is happy, experienced and a more complete person for having explored their sexuality with other people. What makes marriage different from being single? Is it any less your own body? Plus now that it's safe, there really is no issue.

The problem with the type of sexuality that we have been encouraging is it weakens monogamy. The decision to enter into a life-long marriage is arbitrary and no longer based on sexual realities. Such a decision may hold up, but only through extreme luck rather than social or governmental support.

By the By, I'm not trying to mandate a more traditional moral code, but I do believe in it and want to get others to as well. You guys have had free game on sexual ethics for years and every time the opposite side tries to encourage what we believe, we are considered fascists and old fogeys.

Don't go. I get blasted by jerks all the time. Blast back.

sex is fun and women are hot, so have lots of it with lots of them.

i've always liked exotic women, i.e. those who look nothing like the ethnic monotony that surrounds one in ones own country. and i have been fortunate to 'meet' lots of exotic women so i'm a happy man.

i am also a happily attached man for some years, and while i have fond memories of my wayward days i am very content with my exotic lady.

I finally settled an voted in 50-100, because after some thought I'd say around 60-65, maybe 70. The other night was great btw, will post a report eventually ! It's not about boasting btw, I just wanted to see how TW gamers on this forum fare with the fairer sex.

Attracting women is a skill, much the same as combat. These are evolutionary skills embedded in our hardwiring. It's either you develop it or you don't but every man has the basics in him. I choose to develop it.

I don't like being dependent on one woman for anything, I don't like being dependent for anything on anyone actually.

Well... I'm not a man whore. Every time I've had sex with someone it has been in a meaningful relationship, not some random female with excessive baggage that you can pick up in any Bar, Club, or what have you. The people that feed on these types are about as easy to get as "can I buy you a drink?" No skill whatsoever. So theres nothing to brag about. I've been in five uniquely different relationships, with very talented, beautiful, and intelligent women. The last of which is mother to my two children, and my wife. I don't think I need any more than that.