New forum game "Mafia" [Concluded]

[littlelostboy]

Yep. But since you're so popular, I don't think anyone gonna vote for you.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Yep. But since you're so popular, I don't think anyone gonna vote for you.

Well, I wouldn't be so sure.

[Zalmoxis]

Might as well... Lehesu.

[Lehesu]

Yep. But since you're so popular, I don't think anyone gonna vote for you.

Which means I'm the least popular, has there has yet to be a dissenting vote for another person. Even villagers convinced of another person voted for me. You had better look twice before swigging that bottle of soy sauce when I am no longer around. The Wrath of Kikkoman is indeed swift and saucy, and when you feel the icy touch of the Constricting Condiment, you too will rue the day you crossed Lehesu and his nascent Kingdom of Kikkoman.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Montezuma's Revenge, only with soy sauce!

Lehesu, you shall die! Die with soy sauce honor you shall though!

[naut]

Lehesu(becuase y'all voting for him).

[Avicenna]

I might as well join the crowd in choosing Lehesu.

[Zalmoxis]

... I thought you died.

[Avicenna]

Oops, went straight to this page.

Back to the world of spirits...

[Mithrandir]

All the mafia do is PM me with their selection. I think up the method of killing pretty much as I'm typing the post.

It would be cool if there'd be camels involved..

[GeneralHankerchief]

Had you actually stayed alive I might have worked camels into your death somehow.

But NOOOOOOOOO, someone had to go off and die honorably.

[Avicenna]

...and two days later, the villagers had noticed another horror. The body of Mithrandir was missing from the dug up grave! After long hours searching for their hero's body, they at last found it, being chewed on by a herd of rampant camels.

[Mithrandir]

...and two days later, the villagers had noticed another horror. The body of Mithrandir was missing from the dug up grave! After long hours searching for their hero's body, they at last found it, being chewed on by a herd of rampant camels.

Not being chewed on, being worshipped and mourned over .

[King Henry V]

Hmmm...isn't it strange that no one has once mentioned BKS...
I'm so going to get banned for that

[Mithrandir]

Even more peculiar...

he hasn't nominated anyone

[The Spartan (Returns)]

Well, I wouldn't be so sure.

youre right after Lehesu im voting you! (The Spatan will kill Alexander The Great!!)

[Lehesu]

Except you aren't in the game Spartan...

[GeneralHankerchief]

Despite the fact that it wasn't sunset yet and it was a shorter vote than normal anyway, Chief of Police Beirut made an announcement.

"Gentlemen, I'm putting this vote out of its misery. It's clear that if we continued it would be a waste of time. By UNANIMOUS vote, you name Lehesu as a mafioso. Lehesu, ordinarily I'd let you get a few words in about Kikkoman coming back to haunt us and how soy is good, but I'm not going to bother. Heck, even the two dead guys named you. Just come with me to the chair."

As the Chief of Police led the thoroughly humiliated Lehesu to the execution site the crowd realized how anticlimatic this vote was as compared to the last two or three events. Nobody even felt anything as the switch was thrown. They just thought, "well, that's over."

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Here is the voting total for Session 4:

Lehesu: 9


Still alive:
littlelostboy
Big King Sanctaphrax
Shadows
Crazed Rabbit
Uesugi Kenshin
Zalmoxis
Ice
Rythmic
Kagemusha
Divine Wind
Alexanderofmacedon
discovery1
Bar Kochba

Committed seppuku:
Mithrandir

Killed:
UltraWar
Wonderland
Dutch_guy
diablodelmar
Hiji
SSNeoperestroika
Craterus
Tiberius

Executed:
Alexander the Pretty Good
Lemur
Peasant Phil
Lehesu

[The Spartan (Returns)]

Except you aren't in the game Spartan...

yea i know.

[King Henry V]

Even more peculiar...

he hasn't nominated anyone

It looks like he is keeping very quiet...I wonder why...

[Shadows]

It looks like he is keeping very quiet...I wonder why...

*cough*Mafiaman*cough*


Hmm, what was that?? Did someone say my name?

[GeneralHankerchief]

Apologies.

This weekend has not been good to me in that I've had a nasty headache for the past couple of days and it hurts too much to do any thinking whatsoever

Expect an update with the next kills sometime tomorrow.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Sorry for the wait, I can finally form a coherent thought so here we go.

Day breaks in the Frontroom. All is quiet. Even after the previous events the town seemed relaxed, confident that they had gotten their man in Lehesu. Everyone went about their daily business. Well, everyone alive.

One person who did not, however, was Zalmoxis. He was concerned about Bar Kochba, who had not said a peep since this whole ordeal began. Zalmoxis was worried that the entire killing thing was really getting to Bar.

As Zalmoxis made his way to Bar Kochba's house, he thought more about the lack of speaking. Perhaps the killings weren't getting to him at all. Perhaps... he was causing the killings! Zalmoxis instantly realized that this was probably the real reason. Luckily he had his gun with him.

Pretty soon there were shots fired... at Bar Kochba's house! Zalmoxis thought to himself, "Bar probably lured his next victim over to his house and pulled the trigger! I'll get him this time!"

As he entered the house, however, Zalmoxis realized just how mistaken he was. Bar Kochba was lying spread-eagled, face down, with several holes in his shirt. Needless to say he wasn't admiring the floor. This made Zalmoxis suddenly tense. Maybe the real killer was still around! He instantly got into a James Bond position and began to search the house.

While opening a closet door, Zalmoxis missed the noise of the front door opening, which was perfectly timed with the opening of the closet door. Whether this was timed or just an extremely (un)lucky coincidence, Zalmoxis never knew. He was totally unaware of how his back was wide open, which the killer took advantage of. Zalmoxis had absolutely no idea of what was going on before he took a bullet to the head and fell spread-eagled, face down in the closet. He wasn't admiring the floor either.

Sometime later, everyone was back in the town center with an increasingly agitated Chief of Police Beirut speaking. After the death of Tiberius, nobody was going near anyone.

"Gentlemen," he began, "we've lost two more today in Bar Kochba and Zalmoxis, who were both found dead in Bar Kochba's home. It has become clear to me that the electric chair has not been doing its job; thus, I have a new means of execution.

"In order to ensure that the mafia will not kill any more people, we will place the person with the most votes in a room. The room will have one chair in it and a gun with on bullet."

"That doesn't sound too bad," one villager stated.

"Oh, I forgot," said Beirut. "The Crazy Frog song will be playing really loudly, 24/7 in the room. Any sane person will crack eventually. We will now begin the voting."

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Again, sorry for the delay. I'm all better now, so get naming!

[Dutch_guy]

"Oh, I forgot," said Beirut. "The Crazy Frog song will be playing really loudly, 24/7 in the room. Any sane person will crack eventually. We will now begin the voting."

That's horrible !

[GeneralHankerchief]

That's the idea.

[Avicenna]

Sounds like one mafioso is down, boys...

[Mithrandir]

Needless to say he wasn't admiring the floor.

.....

"That doesn't sound too bad," one villager stated.

"Oh, I forgot," said Beirut. "The Crazy Frog song will be playing really loudly, 24/7 in the room.

You should do this more often General, it's a good read

[Divine Wind]

Hmm...

Choices choices,

For being so darn quiet, BKS will have my vote this time!

Surely the Kingdom of Peace & Love is all a masquerade!

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Bks

[littlelostboy]

Sigh, alrite, alrite, I'll choose BKS, having now realized that Alexanderofmacedon might be innocent.