Mafia V: The Family Strikes Back [Concluded]

[discovery1]

Vote: Dutch_Guy because

Wait, wasn't I lynched?

[doc_bean]

Is Silver Rusher still playing ? I don't think I've seen him post lately. I say wait for the WoG (make it happen General !), if he suddenly post again, or has posted but such not much, I'd say he's acting quite suspicious.

I'd luck at the other lurkers too, right now you're pretty much just voting on active members, killing active members makes you suspect that the killer is also an active member (not that i understand where that comes from), if the killer noticed the same thing he (they ?) might keep targeting active members while keeping a low profile themselves.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Personally, I think Dutch_guy/Silver Rusher are quite suspicious. Dg because of the weird reference in the kill, and SR because he has been extremely quiet.

Yeah, I know the case against Dg is weak, but SR is a serious concern.

I also have my eyes on 2 others of you. I won't name you to blow the cover, but beware, you have more than one hound on you...

I will not use my vote to save myself though...at least not yet...

Silver Rusher hasn't been online in a week. He's confirmed innocent.

The Dutch_Guy case makes some sense, it could have been:

Hey GH heres my kill:

"Blah Blah Wenax blah blah"

--Dutch Guy

and GH forgot to remove the sig line when he posted the kills. However given GH's comment about the computer eating his kills this seems unlikely. It's also totally lame so I wouldn't vote based on it anyway.

[Kagemusha]

I actually have no issue with being lynched. I'm in WAY over my head trying to play 2 games at once (note to new players.... get good at playing one game at a time, play at least 3 or 4, before signing up for 2 at once). But I do warn you, it's a wasted vote. I suspect you already know that Kage, and as your basing your entire argument against me due scriptural knowledge, I'm starting to look at you funny. First, I guarantee I'm not the only person in this thread that can cite scripture. Second, it remains to be seen if the mafia are writing their kills or GH is. Again, I suspect you are already aware of all of this.

Vote: Kagemusha.

Referring to the 'other mafia' was a confusion between games. I strongly suspect we've lynched one of the mafia in Csar's game. My apologies, but I understand, a mistake that's suspicious enough to lynch me over.

P.S. Kage, is it true that your prime minister told his wife he wanted a divorce via SMS? How crass.... I may have to rethink my position on the Finns being the most kindhearted people I've ever met (as a group).

Don you know better then that to judge countries by their politicians. Im restraining myself from Mafia games for today,since our Independence day has caused me to open up a bottle of Rum.

[Husar]

It's also totally lame so I wouldn't vote based on it anyway.

I totally agree with you there.

[Craterus]

So it was dutch_guy who referred to it as Wenax?

I always thought that was a deliberate spelling mistake, but forgot to note down who said it.

I know the case is weak, but I think I'm right about DG.

[Dutch_guy]

So it was dutch_guy who referred to it as Wenax?

I always thought that was a deliberate spelling mistake, but forgot to note down who said it.

I know the case is weak, but I think I'm right about DG.

Vote: Dutch_Guy because

Wait, wasn't I lynched?

Silver Rusher hasn't been online in a week. He's confirmed innocent.

The Dutch_Guy case makes some sense, it could have been:



and GH forgot to remove the sig line when he posted the kills. However given GH's comment about the computer eating his kills this seems unlikely. It's also totally lame so I wouldn't vote based on it anyway.

I never even posted the word 'Wenax' in a post before this one, a quote would be nice Craterus - it would help your already weak case, I'd say.

Disco, you're dead already :

Executed:
Hepcat
Banquo's Ghost
Zalmoxis
Husar
discovery1

Sasaki
Well, Why would GeneralH include my name in the kill descriptions. I daresay he'd put a name of any other person other than the victim in there - unless it was some poor attempt at a frame by a mafioso. This isn't the first game he's hosting you know, I doubt he make such a mistake.

Guys, we don't have all too many lynches left, let's not waste one on a case this weak and inconclusive...

[Craterus]

It's entirely feasible that the host might substitute the name of the victim with the killer. As he's writing the kill, he's probably thinking about how the killer might like to see it written. While thinking all about what the killer's message in the kill might be, he might accidentally put in the killer's name. Freudian slip?

[GeneralHankerchief]

Voting over.

Stand by for the execution.

[Reenk Roink]

Good luck. I hold no spite.*

*Sasaki is permaexclusalisted though...

[GeneralHankerchief]

After several hours of voting, the remaining people of the Frontroom, who were all packed in Chief of Police Beirut's office were all tired and annoyed. Part of this had to do with the conditions, but also because a good number had received votes.

"Okay, quiet everyone. I'm going to make this as quick as possible. By a vote of 3-1-1-1, Reenk Roink is hereby sentenced to death. Now come on, let's go outside and bury this sucker."

Everyone in the room aside from Reenk breathed a sigh of relief. They were safe, but more pressingly they were about to get out of that stupid office. Beirut made his way to the door and was about to open it when...

Click.

The door had locked itself. It was almost as a... supreme being had done it! Cue the evil laughter.

"YOU'RE NOT LEAVING JUST YET," said the voice of God/General Hankerchief. "ONE OF YOU HAS NOT LEARNED YOUR LESSON FROM THE LAST NIGHT. SO, IT SEEMS AS IF I AM FORCED TO RE-TEACH ALL OF YOU PATHETIC VILLAGERS."

"Oh, no. Not again."

"YES, AGAIN." BY THE WAY, IT WOULD BE WISER IF YOU VACATED THE PREMISES SOONER RATHER THAN LATER. BECAUSE *I* AM MUCH MORE OF AN EFFICIENT KILLER THAN THAT SILLY WANAX."

Beirut kicked open the office door, and there was a mad scramble to get out. A faint sound from above could be heard, but it was getting closer, fast.

Thinking quickly, one villager punched Reenk Roink in the face. It contorted with pain, and he moved to fight back, but was shoved hard into Beirut's desk. He was about to get up but in the pandemonium a bottle of wine fell from somewhere and knocked Reenk out cold. He was doomed.

"'Scuse me. Move it! Out of the way!" There was much pushing and shoving, and most of the villagers got out of the office just in time, right before a fiery meteor crushed it into oblivion.

Most of them.

Outside the station, Beirut took a head count. "Okay, it looks as if we have nine that made it out... where's Reenk?"

"The meteor got him. We shoved him back into your desk."

"Hmm... well, that simplifies things. Who else didn't make it?"

"I don't see Silver Rusher anywhere..."

Another villager piped in. "Oh, man, I feel guilty. I pushed him aside to get out. It's like he wasn't even around."

Beirut spoke up, quieting everyone. "There's nothing we can do about that. Let's just hope that Reenk and Silver were mafiosi and pray that there won't be any kills tomorrow. Let's go home now. I need to find a new place to tally the voting..."

Here is the voting total for Round 6:

Reenk Roink: 3 (Crazed Rabbit, Seamus Fermanagh)
Don Corleone: 1 (Kagemusha)
Kagemusha: 1 (Don Corleone)
Dutch_guy: 1 (Craterus)

Abstained: 2 (Dutch_guy, Reenk Roink)
Didn't vote: 3 (Silver Rusher, Ignoramus, Destroyer of Hope)

~~~~~~~

Still alive: (9)
Seamus Fermanagh
Kagemusha
Craterus
Xiahou
Don Corleone
Crazed Rabbit
Ignoramus
Destroyer of Hope
Dutch_guy

Wrath of God/Committed seppuku:
Divine Wind
Drisos
God's Grace
Masy
Silver Rusher

Killed:
UltraWar
Sir Moody
Pannonian
Evil_Maniac From Mars
Sasaki Kojiro
theRTWGuru
Kommodus
Proletariat
AggonyDuck
doc_bean
Csar
Sigurd Fafnesbane

Executed:
Hepcat
Banquo's Ghost
Zalmoxis
Husar
discovery1
Reenk Roink

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Still think Silver is mafia Reenk

Unfortunatly this means that if we haven't lynched any mafia so far, and we don't lynch one tonight, the mafia win.

I like it when the game turns out suspenseful like this.


Oh and: let's have no discussion of who we find suspicious until after the kills. We don't want to help out the mafia.

[Reenk Roink]

Still think Silver is mafia Reenk

GH said he would kill off Mafia as well if they were inactive...

[Sasaki Kojiro]

GH said he would kill off Mafia as well if they were inactive...

Yeah, Sure. Silver gets a role as mafia, then disappears for a week (last login 11-29) and gets himself mod-killed.

Given your usual cautious abstention this insistence on his guilt means you're mafia, plain and simple.

[Csargo]

GH said he would kill off Mafia as well if they were inactive...

That would mean there would have been only one kill per round. ;)

[Silver Rusher]

Damn, I was literally just about to post when he typed his "Voting Over" post. Ah well.

Sorry, town. At least you know I'm innocent now.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Damn, I was literally just about to post when he typed his "Voting Over" post. Ah well.

LOL nice timing

[Csargo]

Damn, I was literally just about to post when he typed his "Voting Over" post. Ah well.

Sorry, town. At least you know I'm innocent now.

Suspicious.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Suspicious.

...getting yourself mod-killed...what a clever mafia ploy, why didn't I think of that

[Csargo]

...getting yourself mod-killed...what a clever mafia ploy, why didn't I think of that

I've still got my eye on you.

[Reenk Roink]

Yeah, Sure. Silver gets a role as mafia, then disappears for a week (last login 11-29) and gets himself mod-killed.

Hmm, you have been known to accept less plausible conclusions... Don't start with more crap again.

Given your usual cautious abstention this insistence on his guilt means you're mafia, plain and simple.

Insistence on his guilt? Please show me where I insisted on his guilt. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

And from this pseudo-charge, it follows that I am guilty. Incredible Sasaki. Please show me your newly discovered axioms that allow you to proceed with that line of reasoning...

[Kagemusha]

Don

[Csargo]

Don

Kage

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Is this morphing into the "one word" game thread?

[Csargo]

Is this morphing into the "one word" game thread?

No

[Craterus]

We don't have kills yet.

[Husar]

We don't have kills yet.

Oh, you're right, maybe I should PM.

[Sigurd]

Oh, you're right, maybe I should PM.

AHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111oneone

[GeneralHankerchief]

Day breaks in the Frontroom. All is quiet. After the events of yesterday, when both people who went outside were killed, everybody decided to stay inside again.

Kagemusha was taking his mind off the unending killings in town by drinking Finnish liquor in his flat. This had been going on since he returned home from the execution. but remarkably he was still sober/conscious. He was so enamored in his mug, that he did not hear his door creak open.

A few gulps later, he stood face to face with a tall, dark figure, wearing a wide brimmed hat with grapes on it.

“The Wa - naacks!” Kage exclaimed in half stupor.

“Hello Kagemusha,” greeted The Wanax.

“Before you tell me how you are going to kill me, may I have a grape?” Kagemusha asked.

The Wanax became noticeably angered at this request: “NO, YOU MAY NOT HAVE A SACRED GRAPE!”

His voice lowered back to the cool, evil tone it had previously been: “But you may have your favourite American cereal.”

Kagemusha’s eyes opened wide, and a big grin came over his face: “You mean - !”

The Wanax pulled out a box of Trix. Kagemusha promptly snatched it from the hands of The Wanax and began gnawing away at the cardboard.

Kagemusha apparently favoured his Trix more than he did his drink, and became so enamored in eating it, that he failed to notice The Wanax coating him with white powder and attaching two long, white ears to his head.

Once this had been completed, The Wanax remarked malevolently: “Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids-”

Legions of rabid looking children appeared behind The Wanax, all in possession of knives and forks.

The Wanax addressed them: “Children, that rabbit has stolen your cereal, but the flavour will still be marvelous if you hurry and eat him.”

Kagemusha’s bones were found in his flat the next morning. They had for the most part been licked clean, although one did discover the occasional bit of half-chewed cartilage around.

Later that day, Destroyer of Hope was sleeping in his cabin by the Frontroom Forest. After about six hours last night without luck falling asleep, DoH shot himself with a tranquilizer dart in order to get some rest.

However, that sleep was soon interrupted by a chainsaw working nearby. DoH groaned. He wanted to sleep longer. But then he gasped. First the mafia were killing off the village, and now the Frontroom Forest was being cut down! This was unacceptable!

After getting dressed (which was very annoying since the saw was still going), DoH ran out to yell at these tree-haters. They had already done a lot of work. Several long trunks were being tossed into a pile, and being burned! And they were doing it right in front of his house, on his steps! What a blatant defiance of the local environmental laws, as well as a waste of wood!

DoH stood on the front steps of his house and bellowed, "I want this mess off of my property right now? Who is responsible for this atrocity?!"

Out of nowhere, a black Frankish throwing axe whirled right for DoH's face, striking him between the eyes. He slumped to the stairs in a perfect sitting position, skull split.

Seeing his success, a man with sunglasses and a trenchcoat got into his car and drove off. "I am," he said, grinning, leaving the fire of cedar trees still burning.

On the axe was the Bible passage "Jeremiah 22:7".

~~~~~~~~~~~

*Ding dong*

Chief of Police Beirut opened his door and let the last villager in. After the town square and his office had both been decimated by meteor attacks, the voting would now take place in his home.

"Gentlemen," he announced to the seven villagers, "welcome to my house. I plead to you that everybody votes, since I don't want another meteor coming and making my house a pancake. So get voting, and make yourself comfortable. By the way, the person with the most votes will be executed by repeated strikes on the head with a blunt object. This will be done outside, of course, as I would prefer it if blood did not get on my furniture. "

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Hmm, not particularly helpful.

I do have to give the Wanax author props though, these kills are really well done.