Milan, 1352
"He's what?!"
"Sick."
"He can't be sick! He has a battle to fight!"
"I suppose that's why we have you as a second general, innit?"
"Yeah, but... why... not the Plague?"
"No, we don't think so. Just a minor bug. He should be over it in a day or two."
"So why can't we just wait a day or two to attack?"
"Because the campaign season is almost over. Another day or two the bad weather will start and we'll have to play defense."
"So why can't Kaiser Peter lead the attack? He isn't sick too?"
"No, he's not sick. But that would ruin the situation. Herrmann, we need BHA Otto to lead the attack with the Legion der Krone in support. That's just the way it's going to work."
"...
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"*#%!" said Herrmann Steffen, squire, aged 18, and that finished up the conversation with Count Fredericus Erlach's aide. He turned, departed to his tent, and began to make plans for this ridiculous attack that he was somehow in command of, over the true head of the BHA Otto and the Holy Roman Emperor himself.
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If numbers were the only factor, there wouldn't have been any problem, because the Imperial forces greatly outnumbered their French foes threatening Milan. However, the problem laid in troop quality. HA Otto and the Legion der Krone, while capable fighting forces, were battered and not of the best possible makeup. Meanwhile, the French had sent one of their elite armies to invade northern Italy, perhaps hoping to extend their war against the Reich to two fronts. It was Herrmann's job to make sure that the Italian Front would be a quickly forgotton affair.
His army prepared, he donned his armor and rode out to command. Feeling something lightly tap against the protective metal, he looked up at the sky.
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"Rain," he said. "Bad weather will start in a couple of days, my foot."
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Count Erlach, dressed mildly, rode up to meet him.
"You ready?"
"Why? You wanna relieve me?"
"No, just providing moral support until the fighting starts. Then I'm back in my tent. The doctors are already mad that I'm going out in the rain to meet you. You know what you're going to do?"
"Yeah," said Herrmann. "March up, wait for Peter to come, and then kill 'em all."
"They've got cannon," said Erlach. "Waiting could be costly."
"What are you, the devil's advocate?" Erlach just smilied. "Besides, it's raining, which will affect the gunpowder, and there's a crosswind, which will make accuracy tough. We also hold the advantage in archers, which means that us waiting will probably hurt them more than us. I hope they're stupid and won't force the issue. Me and the Kaiser will just-"
"The Kaiser and I."
"Thank you," said Herrmann, voice oozing sarcasm. "You know, that's just what I was thinking about on the eve of commanding a huge battle when I'm not even a knight. Don't forget to use proper grammar when giving orders. I'm so glad you decided to leave your tent to give me moral support, you know?"
"Calm down," said Erlach, chuckling. "Go on with what you were going to say."
"The Kaiser and I will just sit there firing arrows until the rain stops. Elite fighters can't dodge arrows, right?"
"Sounds smart. What happens if and when they do force the issue?"
"Either prepare to receive or prepare to flank. The Kaiser's not stupid. He'll do the same if they go for me."
"Ah, so you're going in together?"
"Well, yeah. I mean, your aide gave me all that *#%! about me leading the attack, but when you're actually on the battlefield, that doesn't really matter too much, you know? I don't want HA Otto to get chewed up just for the sake of technicalities. I'll wait for the Kaiser, then we go in together and save Milan."
"Good plan," said Erlach, musing. After about a minute he spoke up again. "And if they charge you right at the start?"
"Then the boys had better hold long enough."
"Well, good luck."
"Yeah, thanks. Get well." Count Erlach rode off, leaving Herrmann to command.
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All right, I wanna get knighted, I wanna get knighted, then I can lead armies for real - no, I need to stay in command, don't go nuts, this plan requires coordination, if I charge in recklessly then everything gets shot and we take stupid losses - no, that doesn't matter, we'll go in and the Kaiser will go in, and I don't care how e-lite those French troops are, they won't be able to take the pressure coming on them from two sides - no, it's not about that, go in piecemeal and they'll take us down one by one, and besides, the Plague's everywhere, it's not like we can just replenish our troop supply - no, it won't make a difference, and it's time to get knighted-
"Herrmann?"
"GAH!" Herrmann looked around, startled. It was one of Erlach's escort, looking at him oddly. "What?! I was thinking!"
"I know, sir, but Kaiser Peter's men are advancing."
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Herrmann looked around. "So they are. Very well. Advance to crossbow range!"
With a lurch, the line moved forward, slowly, deliberately, in coordination with the line on their flank. A distant thudding sound emanated from the enemy cannons, and a second later a couple of spearmen laid dead on the ground, but most of the enemy ammunition missed their targets wildly.
"Test arrow."
A crossbowman in the front line stepped up, loaded an arrow, and fired into the rain. It fell several yards short.
"Continue advance."
March. Thud. Plop. Plopplopplop. Scream.
"Test arrow."
This time it found its mark. A French Aventurier fell face-down into the mud.
"All missiles FIRE!!!"
This time several hundred arrows were unleashed, many hitting their targets, some killing them outright. A second later, to the west, Kaiser Peter gave the same order, and the French army was trapped in a deadly enfilade.
The Imperial forces got several volleys in while the French forces shifted formation. It appeared evident that they were going for the Kaiser's army first, the more dangerous, better-led force that would damage morale more if their leader fell. They began to charge uphill, with Peter calmly waiting to receive. Herrmann, right as he was giving orders to prepare to flank, stood up in his sattle, transfixed as one regiment of Imperial cavalry countercharged the French mass, hitting some Lancers on their right flank. The roar of one man could be heard even on the other side of the battlefield.
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"That would be Cervole, the crazy nut," Herrmann said in awe. "Man, he must really hate the French."
There was a pause as he watched the duel go on, and then realized that he was still commanding.
"Oh, oh yeah... CHARGE!!!"
Some units went straight into the fray; Herrmann held some in reserve, filling them in as necessary when it appeared that a French regiment was doing better than it was supposed to. It was altogether an efficient process, Herrmann staying out of the fight, ordering his men in what would become a swift and decisive destruction of an elite French army.
Once the outcome had become clear, he finally personally intervened, providing the final hammer blow that shattered remaining French resistance and sent them running six different ways, to be mopped up equally as efficiently by the Imperial cavalry.
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In the end, little trace of the French army remained. Both Imperial Armies remained intact and still in fighting shape. Herrmann noted that his personal retinue suffered zero causalties, which probably meant that knighthood would be put off yet again. He didn't mind. The important thing was that the French were expelled from Italy.
Efficiently.
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