The Full Monty: Simpsons Mafia [Concluded]

[Quintus.JC]

:gasp in shock:

[Askthepizzaguy]

pretty good twist, eh?

[Quintus.JC]

If that would confirm my theory correct, all devote Christians are aliens in diguises.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Not all of them. Just the majority.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

*joke, in case you're wondering.

[Sigurd]

What the !!!
So I was possessed and now someone else is?
I wonder what would have happened if I had been allowed to continue.

Not happy about the late vote and the random lynch BTW

[shlin28]

Hi, everybody (and aliens)!

To Sigurd: So were you or were you not possessed willingly?

You can trust me, as I, a law-abiding citizen who never tried to fool/con anybody for their money (or changed my vote at the last minute), is total and completely trustworthy and professional.

[Northnovas]

Citizen's of Springfield now is the time to panic. I have been apart of er, ah, seen some er strange elections tallies but three candidates tied!? er That's not good I would have a FOS to Mr. Fahad I or the er, eh Craterus fellow who could have has some voting influence when the poll closed.
I do not understand these rules of a legitimate vote, er ha scratch that from the record. Don't vote Quimby!.

For new players FOS finger of suspicion, not enough for a vote.

[Quintus.JC]

If I remember this right your normal campaign slogan is vote Quimby, so I will Vote: Quimby. Every vote counts.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Vote:Quimby



Every vote is usefull




FYI, I be gone for 3 days till Sunday. I hope I don't miss anything.

[Northnovas]

My electorate, you misunderstood the message it do not vote for Quimby. I would think there was er bandwagon trying to foprm against your Worshipness of this here, ah city, Springfield.
For trying to start the ah bandwagon.

Vote: Quintus.JC

[Sigurd]

Hi, everybody (and aliens)!
To Sigurd: So were you or were you not possessed willingly?

Let's put it this way: I had no choice in the matter. No one came up to me and asked: Can we possess you?

And guys... please; It is night time.

[Quintus.JC]

I'm a clown by profession, I'm only trying to be funny.

[Northnovas]

Yes, eh it was premature of me to follow the clown , I guess I fell for the joke by the joker hehe, ...to his aide... watch him nobody makes a fool of Joe "Diamond" Quimby.... now I have an appointment to judge the er Miss Springfield Pagent. Remeber don't vote Quimby!

[White_eyes:D]

Yes, eh it was premature of me to follow the clown , I guess I fell for the joke by the joker hehe, ...to his aide... watch him nobody makes a fool of Joe "Diamond" Quimby.... now I have an appointment to judge the er Miss Springfield Pagent. Remeber don't vote Quimby!

Aye, Willy still thinks that you made the Order 24:getting rid of all immigrants, but I dare someone to try and kill or get rid of Willy *gets yelled at by Principal Skinner and goes back to cleaning the halls*

[Sarathos]

Vote:Abstain

[KarlXII]

People, it seems our local faithful has decieved us-a! After much thought, I have decided:

Vote: Abstain

[Craterus]

Attention all:

It is a night phase. Your votes mean nothing. Please pay attention.

That is all.

[El Diablo]

Vote Craterus

For staing the obvious...

[TevashSzat]

Let's put it this way: I had no choice in the matter. No one came up to me and asked: Can we possess you?

And guys... please; It is night time.

Hmmmmmm.......so it means you were an alien from the start?? And thus, scummy????? If thats so, wow great 1st day for us then, 1 down already

[Sigurd]

Hmmmmmm.......so it means you were an alien from the start?? And thus, scummy????? If thats so, wow great 1st day for us then, 1 down already

You presume too much.
Do you not think I would have ended the vote in another fashion if I were scum?

[Andres]

*** all the voting wakes her up ***

(@110 decibels)

[TevashSzat]

*** all the voting wakes her up ***

(@110 decibels)

***starts looking for baby quieting (ie killing) device....***

[Beefy187]

*** all the voting wakes her up ***

(@110 decibels)

If yew wur one of ma kids. I wud name yu cry for candy

[KarlXII]

***starts looking for baby quieting (ie killing) device....***

*Points and coughs "Murderer"*

[Askthepizzaguy]

Town must be lucky, because two of my evil ones have apparently forgotten to make a selection.


I am sending an annoyed PM post haste. Night phase is over, writeups begin soon.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night One

Bart Simpson wanders into the church of Springfield and hears strange noises coming from the church confessional. He readies his weapon and opens the door.

When the door opens, he unleashes a torrent of water balloons on the unsuspecting occupants. Just as he was about to laugh and run away, he notices who is inside the confessional...

"Bart Simpson! You demon child, how dare you profane this holy place with your filthy water balloons!" said Reverend Lovejoy.

Bart looks at who is in the confessional with him...

"Edna Krabappel???"

"Oh dear..." Edna blushed.

"Wuhuhahahahahahahaaaaa!" Bart laughed. "Wait until I tell your lover boy Principal Skinner about this!"

Bart runs off to tell the entire town.

Edna: "Listen, Rev, it's been great... I've always wanted to sink my claws into a goody-two-shoes like you... but frankly even Seymour is a more adventurous lover. See you in church next Sunday?"

Lovejoy: "Please don't tell my wife about this..."

Edna: "Just don't do any more sermons about constancy and prudissitude anytime soon, mkay?"

And so the entire town got a belly full of laughs at the Reverend's expense. However, that was the last bit of lighthearted news that happened that evening.

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Seymour Skinner was having dinner with his mother Agnes, when suddenly the door was kicked in by some very large shoes.

Skinner: It's you! But, how did you escape from prison?

Sideshow Bob: I was paroled, you foolish imbecile. You pathetic excuse for an educator, I have grown weary of your repeated defense of Bart Simpson. It's time for you to be.... expelled."

Skinner: "Noooooooo!"

Agnes screamed and ran out of the house in a panic.

Sideshow Bob: "Seymour.... Skinner... I believe I know exactly what to do with you... it's curtains for you! heh heh heh ha ha ha... AHHH HAHAHAHAHHAHHAAA!!!"

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Bart Simpson rode by Skinner's house on his skateboard to tell him about Edna Krabappel's rendezvous with Lovejoy, when he noticed the door was open and there was a trail of blood pouring out of the residence.

"Hello?" Bart said nervously.

Inside, to his horror, he saw the remains of his former principal.

Seymour had been skinned, alive, and his skin was now hanging above the picture window as a curtain. His body was partially ground up by the kitchen garbage disposal, and the rest was served as a meal on the dinner table.


"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Bart screamed as he fled the residence in horror, heading directly home.


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When Bart Simpson finally got home on his skateboard, a masked assailant jumped down and clobbered him from the treehouse. Bart cried out for help, and a loud gunshot was heard.

The assailant ran off in a panic, dropping behind his switchblade.

Marge Simpson stood at the door of the Simpson residence, twirling the gun she carries in her purse.

"Mom! Thank you so much for saving me! I promise I won't do anything bad ever again tonight!"

Snake scurried off into the night, trying to keep his disguise on.
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"This is Kent Brockman with your Channel 6 Action News Report.

Police Chief Clancy Wiggum was brutally murdered tonight. It appears that some psychopath is on the loose, murdering innocent people with his claw-like fingers.

Wiggum's body was found near Moe's Tavern, where eyewitness Moe the Bartender gave the following public statement:"

"I didn't see nothin. Nobody killed nobody, and this bar is as safe as it ever was. Come on down and buy a pitcher of beer from your good pal Moe."

Brockman: "Why was the body of Clancy Wiggum found outside your bar?"

Moe: "Alright, alright I'll talk. Give me a minute, will ya? Wiggum came here with a search warrant, he said he was investigating me for the murders of those poor bums they found in Springfield Gorge. But when I wouldn't open the door on account of the fact that I got illegal whales in tanks in the back room, I saw someone attack him through the peephole. It happened so fast... but I think it might have been some kind of animal trainer. He was surrounded by little vicious creatures, and they tore up the police chief somethin' bad. And you know I'm being honest, because the surveillance video shows me not opening the door, and then trying to get the smuggled whales onto the truck before news reporters showed up asking dumb questions. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some unfinished business involving certain illegal smuggled whales. I mean, closing down the bar for the night. Yeah, that's a believable alibi."

Brockman: "As much as it pains me to say, it appears from the video you've provided that you are indeed innocent of murdering Wiggum. The rest of the police officers have skipped town in fear of the rioting, and you appear to be off the hook for this whale smuggling operation.

Citizens of Springfield, mob justice is all we have left."

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Comic Book Guy was heading home after closing down the Android's Dungeon, reading a serious piece of literature.

"But Aqua man, you can't marry a woman without gills... you're from two different worlds!"

Just then, without warning, he was whacked over the head with a wooden mallet.

"Oh, I've wasted my life..." he said as he fell face first into an open sewer, landing with a sickening thud and a broken neck.

Comic Book Guy's attacker disappeared back into the night.

______________

A biography of Maggie Simpson appears on TV.

"Little Maggie Simpson... one of Springfield's Precious Citizens."

"Only one year of age, this little infant has already crawled into our hearts. She once shot Mr. Burns, endearing herself to everyone in town. She has driven a car, and appeared in commercials for Burger King, Butterfinger, C.C. Lemon, Domino's Pizza, Ramada Inn and Subway. She's a cute and innocent little Springfieldian. Although she has an archnemesis in the Unibrowed Baby, she presently has no grudge against anyone in Springfield, and she has no aliases or other identities.

For Kent Brockman and the entire Channel 6 action news report, this is Scott Christian saying good night, and please... remember to tuck your children in every night."

_______________

Homer Simpson was on his way down to Moe's (seeing Moe on TV reminded him that he wanted to go to the bar and drink some beer) when he was confronted by a familiar-looking person.

"Nighty-night Homer..." said the assailant.

Homer was found face down in a plate of spaghetti in the morning, with a large bloody gash on his head. The spaghetti had turned red from soaking in blood all night.

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Alive:

Chaotix27
Elite Ferret
Quintus
Fenring
El Diablo
Shlin28
Lord Winter
SwedishFish
Glyphz
Yoyoma1910
Beefy187
Rhyfelwyr
WhiteEyes:D
YLC
Antiwarmancake88
Smowz
Justplayon Sigurd Fafnesbane (filling in)
Andres
Dafuge
TevashSzat
Craterus
Sarathos
NorthNovas
Gaius Scribonius



Dead:

Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)
Aries777777 (Comic Book Guy, murdered by vigilante, Night One)
Rythmic (Chief Clancy Wiggum, clawed to death by felines, Night One)
Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)

__________________________

Begin Day Two

[TevashSzat]

So.....it seems that

Maggie Simpson (Andres, I presume) is innocent
Bart Simpson was attacked, but saved by Marge

[Askthepizzaguy]

I want to remind town, you have 3 people who have the ability to Revive.

If you wish to Revive your fallen comrades, especially your Police Inspector, you may want to do so.

Send in your selections now, and they will Revive tonight and become active again tomorrow Day Phase for voting.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Town,

due to Justplayon's inactivity (he hasn't even read his original role PM, and presently doesn't have access to the gameroom)

Sigurd Fafnesbane is now filling in for Justplayon's character. This does not make his character guilty or innocent, because as you know I had people fill in for other people's characters on my Futurama Drama Mafiama game. This is a standard practice for me if people don't show up or drop out.

I hate WOGs. Let's keep playing.

Welcome back, Sigurd!

[shlin28]

Hi, everybody!

In my professional opinion, the being known as 'Sigurd' is merely a ploy of ze evil aliens, coming back to kill us, AGAIN!!!

Vote: Sigurd