Family Guy Mafia - The Teddy Snatcher [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well here is your big chance. Lynch away. The only consequence is we've effectively skipped the first turn.

[Yoyoma1910]

Well here is your big chance. Lynch away. The only consequence is we've effectively skipped the first turn.

Well, we'll just call it Diet PizzaGuy day.

[ULC]

Well here is your big chance. Lynch away. The only consequence is we've effectively skipped the first turn.

Hmph, fine.

Unvote: White Eyes
Vote: ATPG

If it matters not, and your still alive, and your confirmed Stewie, then you can be trusted - to an extent. Stewie always has ulterior motives.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yeah, yeah.

Keep in mind this is a mafia game. Being stewie doesn't ipso facto make me a bad guy.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Being Askthepizzaguy ipso facto makes me a bad guy. I'm rotten scum to the core and you all know it. Sadly, you'll have to deal with the fact that I am on your side this time.

[Yoyoma1910]

Yeah, yeah.

Keep in mind this is a mafia game. Being stewie doesn't ipso facto make me a bad guy.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Being Askthepizzaguy ipso facto makes me a bad guy. I'm rotten scum to the core and you all know it. Sadly, you'll have to deal with the fact that I am on your side this time.

You said that last time.

[Askthepizzaguy]

And unless I'm a dumbass or I'm joking I'm going to say it every time.

But the fact remains, I can't be mafia every time. That's why I'm doing this whole song and dance to prove my innocence. You're all too timid to just trust me.



And uh... you defender out there better cover my butt or else we've not only wasted a lynch, we've also allowed me to commit suicide on the spearpoint of the mafia. That doesnt help anyone except them.

[Beefy187]

And unless I'm a dumbass or I'm joking I'm going to say it every time.

But the fact remains, I can't be mafia every time. That's why I'm doing this whole song and dance to prove my innocence. You're all too timid to just trust me.



And uh... you defender out there better cover my butt or else we've not only wasted a lynch, we've also allowed me to commit suicide on the spearpoint of the mafia. That doesnt help anyone except them.

If your innocent then yup you got a guard

[Askthepizzaguy]

Thank you.

Now, assuming things play out as I've been planning, I get lynched, survive, and get targeted by mafia and it gets deflected, (or mafia targets someone else, hopefully someone with anti-murder traits), then we need a plan going forward.

I've been crunching strategies in public and in private but the people I've been talking to have gone away, for the most part, and I am in a freezing unheated uninsulated garage at the moment. So I leave the idea part in your capable hands.

If anyone has something substantial they want to offer me, in terms of role revealing or strategies, send it to me. I'm going to have to function as town's "brain" until we get more confirmed townies.

That's right. I'm your emperor and you must bow down to me! First, I'd like a cup of hot coffee, some slippers made out of endangered baby seals, a subscription to playboy for infants, two automatic submachine guns, full body armor, surveillance equipment, and one of those little paper umbrellas that you can fold and put into tropical drinks, because they're... funnnnn.

[Yoyoma1910]

This makes me feel all icky inside.

[Askthepizzaguy]

This makes me feel all icky inside.

*final round panicky paranoia mode*

"Icky inside? What is that supposed to mean??? What are you hiding inside your cold, scummy heart? Maybe it's a clue! Maybe you're trying to tell us something... maybe you're Death! Maybe that's why you're icky on the inside, you rotten corpse!!! Yes, yes, or maybe you're Herbert! Maybe instead of icky you're actually feeling strangely aroused by the thought of infants, who knows? Certainly not me hahahahahahahahahahaha. See? I'm happy because I'm laughing!"



Yes, yes, bring on the dancing elephants! We can't go crazy without pink elephants.

Add a few drinks And soon we will be so tipsy and surly and nauseous that we might vomit

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ok ok ideas:

*Serious mode*

First of all, investigate me to prove my innocence, if you like. Defend me every round, and you will find I'm quite impervious to death. Then, send the results of investigations, claimed roles, and anything else you might think of to me, and then I will send that same information to someone who will get investigated... who claimed he was immune to murders...

and then you'll have a backup in case my defender dies and then I die.

If such a plan were to be implemented, mafia would have to make several lucky guesses in a row in order to destroy us.

Flaws in the plan? Other options? Maximum per-turn posting limits for Askthepizzaguy?

[Yoyoma1910]

Yes, yes, bring on the dancing elephants! We can't go crazy without pink elephants.

What about my scorpions? Can they dance with your elephants?

[Beefy187]

Sounds pretty realistic.. But before all that you must be lynched this round before you get my trust.

So everyone lets vote for ATPG

[Askthepizzaguy]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

JUST

ME.

Kthxbai.
See u on the flipside.

[Yoyoma1910]

Go ahead, tell us how you really feel.

[White_eyes:D]

I will wait until he is lynched to trust him......AND I well PM Pizza Guy my role after wards since my ability's are like his....but I am never trusting YLC he well have me killed first chance he gets...

[Thermal]

interesting

it has been almost 24hours :D another 24 hours proceed, some players havent managed to get on yet, i will pm people so they vote, then you can all settle for a good nights sleep, as ive never hosted for this audience before none of you know what to expect so heres some advice, dont expect

[shlin28]

So... ATPG is Stewie eh...? Quote ye PM please

[Quintus.JC]

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

[glyphz]

A pretty "busy" Day 1, I must say...
I'll stick to random voting and today's theme is: vote the person who posted before me

Vote: Quintus

(as it would seem, ATPG is likely to get lynched anyway)

[Thermal]

Sarathos and reenk roink are the only ones that need vote, though its obvious what the result is, im glad the majority have got involved, and im glad people are getting into this, i will except night actions now that is if you wish to send them in, nothing like being time efficient, nothing productive goes on in a long endless night, right?

[Chaotix]

5 pages within one day of the game starting? Almost as fast as my game proceeded!

Well, after ATPG is proved innocent, we can all send him our role pms, or something, so that he can work out who's mafia- the mafia will either not send a pm, or will forge it, so that it might be possible to discern his writing from Aries'. Of course, it all relies on everyone else sending their roles, too.

[Thermal]

hehehe, my game is not not predictable

[Reenk Roink]

Firstly, Reenkmaistro would like to offer apologies for being so late to the table. However, he is also a bit enraged at having to skim four pages or tomfoolery, especially from Askthepizzaguy and White_eyes:D. However, I do discern some reason from this madness as it seems that Aries777777 has put some interesting dynamics on lynching and killing. Thus, do to the absolute uselessness of voting, especially at this stage, and in keeping with sublime traditions, he abstains, courteously.

[ULC]

hehehe, my game is not not predictable

So therefore it is predictable?

[Thermal]

So therefore it is predictable?

let me see, quadruple reversed psychology?

[Thermal]

sorry reenk, you will have to vote, my rules in lovely eye shedding capital letters say

- UNLESS I HAVE SPECIFIED OTHERWISE, YOU MUST VOTE, YOU CANT ABSTAIN UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN TOLD YOU CAN PERSONALLY

and no vote means no valid vote means reenk roink votes for reenk roink :surprise: just for reference, unless your role allows it, no abstaining

[Reenk Roink]

Hmm in that case I will vote: seireikhaan. Kill off your previous cohorts first.

[Beefy187]

Sarathos pmed me that he will be away until Saturday.

[Thermal]

thank you, nice to know, we can proceed then with all votes in, night actions are allowed, and my write up for day one begins