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    Not your friend Member General Appo's Avatar
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    Yeah, the Sweboz got some really funny descriptions. I remember the one for the Sauromatae wooden walls was hilarious as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by General Appo
    Yeah, the Sweboz got some really funny descriptions. I remember the one for the Sauromatae wooden walls was hilarious as well.
    yes, my sauromatae campaign progresses (slowly - got my first CTD in a while yesterday as i killed an eleutheroi general) and i am enjoying the building descriptions as they pop up. :)
    inde consilivm mihi pavca de Avgvsto et extrema tradere, mox Tiberii principatum et cetera, sine ira et stvdio, qvorvm cavsas procvl habeo.

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    Yes, absolutly hilarious!
    I especially like the carthagian ones. I remember the one for the Grand Bazaar, I think, was something about: "Well yeah, some people may argue that small shop owners are forced out of business, but hey, I can get 8 sacrificial knifes for only 4 shekel!! What I need 8 sacrificial knifes for? I don't know, probably don't need them at all, but they're only 4 shekel!!!!"
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