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  1. 03-09-2008, 06:28 #1
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    Default Why are the naked men so hard to beat!!!!

    I'm playing on very hard battle difficulty and they tear my Camillian Hastati up!!!!1111111 WHY THE **** ARE THEY SO HARD!!!!!!!11



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    Default Re: Why are the naked men so hard to beat!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by russia almighty
    I'm playing on very hard battle difficulty and they tear my Camillian Hastati up!!!!1111111 WHY THE **** ARE THEY SO HARD!!!!!!!11
    very hard, eh?..wonder why...

    well actually, the Gaesatae are already a load of A** in medium (to simulate the effects of psychedelic drugs/ apinkillers on a person's behavior), the recommended difficulty level for EB, so very hard, which gives the enemy a boatload of advantages in stats strategy, etc, then they are darn near invincible (almost divine, in a sickening perverted way)

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    ....i think he was kidding......
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    Default Re: Why are the naked men so hard to beat!!!!

    well who cares?
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    Default Re: Why are the naked men so hard to beat!!!!

    You won't win against them unless you play EB naked
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    Default Re: Why are the naked men so hard to beat!!!!

    So that´s why they´re always so easy in my battles. I was wondering why everyone thought they were good, but now I understand. Thanks, I might even try a few battles with my clothes on just to test it out.
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    Default Re: Why are the naked men so hard to beat!!!!

    With your clothes on you'll lose, believe me.

    Unless you put a Lorica Segmentata on (and nothing else). Then you'll conquer the whole map in, like 10-15 turns. And the battles won't lag anymore, BTW.
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    Default Re: Why are the naked men so hard to beat!!!!

    I though that only happened if one was wearing just LS, sitting on a egyptian chariot drawn by 4 flaming pigs while hurling painted heads at Berserker Amazons.
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    Default Re: Why are the naked men so hard to beat!!!!

    Could be... I don't remember... there was a thread that explained all these things, but I can't find it now...

    EDIT: Found it!

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    Default Re: Why are the naked men so hard to beat!!!!

    theyre easy to beat. just use your arcani to shank them ninja style, and if youve got a german warband coming at you send in the flaming pigs
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    Default Re: Why are the naked men so hard to beat!!!!

    Want to defeat a band of naked men?

    Send a band of naked women at them. That'll distract them! ;)
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    Default Re: Why are the naked men so hard to beat!!!!

    You need the vanilla egypt skins to beat them. Sorry.
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    Default Re: Why are the naked men so hard to beat!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Titus Marcellus Scato
    Want to defeat a band of naked men?

    Send a band of naked women at them. That'll distract them! ;)
    Do these women have to be screeching, or mounted on cute horsies and shooting arrow after arrow at the naked men a la Cupid?

    ...I seem to be starting a fad. XD

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    *Why does March seem to be ADHD month for the EB forum?*
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    WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH ADHD HOW WAS YOUR ANTISOCIALMUNKY?! DID YOU ENJOY SCHOOL OR WORK WHATEVER YOU DO WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF COFFEE TODAY I'VE ALREADY HAD 12!
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    Default Re: Why are the naked men so hard to beat!!!!

    That's because you're a beta tester. Live hard, die young and all that jazz. Serious business being a beta tester isn't it?
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    whats with EB and cats lately?
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    ...as a father looks down upon his beloved son.
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    Default Re: Why are the naked men so hard to beat!!!!

    playing naked causes visitors to die of a heart attack
    (no I don't do that; I beat gaesatae just fine without them being off)
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