Mafia rules

[Caius]

Hello guys, I think this thread is good for remembering some good rules, like these ones:

Rule nº 1 : Sasaki is always guilty (Sasaki)

Rule nº 2 : Vote:Sasaki (Ichigo)

Which rules do you have?

[TruePraetorian]

Rule 3: No whining about losing, because if you were mafia you wouldnt be complaining
Rule 4: TruePraetorian will always win

[Beefy187]

Rule 5. Beefy is always innocent

[scottishranger]

6: Dont Trust Caius
7:Dont trust anyone.

[GeneralHankerchief]

8: When in doubt, fake some PMs.

[CountArach]

8: When in doubt, fake some PMs.

13. Make sure said fake PMs are not made in a 5 minute time frame.

[Sarathos]

Rule 9: Always trust the person you most suspect

Rule 10: Sarathos is never mafia

[scottishranger]

11: Claim real pms are fake, and fake pms are real. Then distract the town with a new lynch target.

Ah the fickle masses.

[Beefy187]

18. When you die but know who is guilty, spam suspecious smileys

[Greyblades]

Edit- I revived this thread by accident due to this infernal lynux laptop being screwy. But as I'm here.

rule 67: first turn lynches should always be the host. It will discourage Golden rule situations and can be funny.

[pevergreen]

That is a tactic for games IRL.

I used it in my game, Night 0 used a non player as the kill to set up the scene

I can't believe this rule isnt here:

67. UltraWar must be killed in round 1.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Rules number 1, 28, and 45 are the best ones. 31 is terrible.

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71. Reenk is Reenk

[Askthepizzaguy]

Rule number 69: You can never lynch the host.

[Greyblades]

rule 70:Its still worth a try with ATPG.

[Askthepizzaguy]

rule 72: Everything ATPG says has a double meaning.

rule 72a: Get your rule numbers in order, people.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

What are the double meanings of "Guarding the beef" and "honore ze balzac"??

[pevergreen]

Rules have lost quality.

I remember, back in the day, when rules where few and far between!

When a member had a reputation for never lying! When Sasaki and Ichigo dominated the first day phase with votes for each other! Where Kommodus was always the one to listen to, even if he was mafia!

Those were the days...

[Askthepizzaguy]

Rule 98: Boudica is always mafia. She's mafia so often, that even when she is a townie, she's mafia.

Boudica is always guilty. Even when she is innocent... somehow. She just has that "who, me?" look on her avatar's face...

Posted on boudica's page three hours before it was proven Boudica was mafia YET AGAIN (Settlement game)

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Rule 99: The ending is always fake. If GeneralHankerchief is hosting, there is more than one fake ending. If the host complains about the trend of adding fake endings to their games, the ending to their game is fake fake fake!

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Rule 100: Have fun

[Andres]

Rule 99bis : If the host is GeneralHankerchief, the second ending is probably fake as well.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Rule #101: If you are assigned the "Mastermind" role, you must make GeneralHankerchief the Godfather out of tradition.

[seireikhaan]

Rule #102: If there is a Godfather in a game, always lynch GH. Regardless of if he's even playing.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Rule 103: Khaan is never neutral. He claims to be neutral, then he votes to kill people. More people than even the regular townies voted to kill.