Mafia rules

[Askthepizzaguy]

in reference to the above rule:

pevergreen was dead, but revived as my character... and we had a full compliment of players until that fateful first night.

There was much crying and weeping and gnashing of teeth, but people still couldn't stop laughing.

[Beefy187]

I was all ready to kill people off as SK as well

Stupid joker

[Askthepizzaguy]

Rule 115: Don't kill the Joker.

[Beefy187]

Rule 115: Don't kill the Joker.

He might've been the mafia

[White_eyes:D]

Rule 115: Don't kill the Joker.

I don't understand......in "NeverWinter Mafia" The game still went on..... and I was a Doctor role too....

[Askthepizzaguy]

Best to plead your case in-thread

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Rule 116: The more suspicious CDF is, the more likely he is to be innocent

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

true........

117. When you have people convinced not to kill you, DON'T KEEP TALKING!
118. Rule 1 is always true. Even when it isn't. I kid you not, Sasaki is always guilty in some way. ALWAYS! And this has been echoed through the ages and repeated in this thread about 20 times. so it must be true.

[GeneralHankerchief]

119. Very few people know the true Rule #1 anymore.

[pevergreen]

Its in plain sight as well.

I maintain my angry state that there is more than like 10 rules.

I count the first few the real ones, then the rest of this thread is like the 3 word story. Fun.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Yes, if I had to pick the rules that are actually rules it would be:

The real rule #1
8: When in doubt, fake some PMs.
13. Make sure said fake PMs are not made in a 5 minute time frame.
12: Convince people that you are innocent, even if you are.
27. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" -- Vito Corleone
38. There's no such thing as too much pm inbox space.
41. If Mafioso, build up a fake role from the onset. Reveal at appropriate moment.
45. If mafia, don't kill Sasaki. He's probably on your side, somehow.
51. Don't listen to the psychological warfare... If someone calls you a pure opportunist with no honor just rest easy with the knowledge that you will show them all.
52. Before giving your word on something, consider what that actually means. If you know you won't be able to go through with something, use softer terms. One's integrity should be valued and can be hard to regain.
65. Never assume the new player is harmless...
71. Reenk is Reenk
77. It's not personal, it's just business.
78. Winning isn't everything.
79. There are exceptions to every rule.
92. No matter how bad things are looking for your team, never give up.
106. If pizza offers himself in the first round lynch him... if pizza offers himself any round... lynch him...


A couple repeats, but still a good list.

[pevergreen]

57 is perhaps the most true out of all of them.

[Crazed Rabbit]

120) Never give up the fight, especially when all seems lost.

CR

[slashandburn]

121 None of these rules except #1 apply in capo.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Rule 122: Diamonds are forever.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Rule 123) ATPG makes lame rules.

CR

[Double A]

124: The town never needs to worry if Double A is playing.

[Splitpersonality]

125: If it is an ATPG game, lynch him at some point, it might just win you the game, and if not it's always a good laugh.

[Beefy187]

125: If it is an ATPG game, lynch him at some point, it might just win you the game, and if not it's always a good laugh.

Lynch him twice just to make sure

[seireikhaan]

126. Sometimes, one must tell the truth in order to deceive.

[Askthepizzaguy]

127. Deadpan jokes don't translate well in text, because the audience can't see your fake seriousness. You may need to let people know you're kidding. A clowny face helps get the point across, but that unfortunately spoils the joke.

[Chaotix]

128. No matter how many times you make Thefluffyone93 a Joker, he will always be the first round lynch.

[Double A]

129. Jokers must be forced to type normally under pain of death.

[Splitpersonality]

130. Make sure whatever role thefluffyone93 has, that it's a quiet one.

[Askthepizzaguy]

131. The Joker is banned forever.

[seireikhaan]

132. See rule 131. Yes, its worth repeating.

[Askthepizzaguy]

FOR-EVER!!!!

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I think I hosted a game with 7 jokers in it once.

[Beefy187]

I think I hosted a game with 7 jokers in it once.

Jester mafia
That was hard because almost everyone was a joker and we knew that jokers was in the game.

These jokers are annoying because they come out unexpected.

[pevergreen]

I think I hosted a game with 7 jokers in it once.

Not as bad as the game that-shall-not-be-mentioned.

I hope none of these new people ever attempt it. Banhammer will come down so fast.

I don't like new rules, but I am in love with 131 and 132.