I'm calling bogus on this one.
Why?
You yourself have told me things to the effect of you like to backstab for the sake of backstabbing.
So, this is exactly why we need a committee to approve the rules and get rid of the rules that don't make any sense or no longer apply or aren't funny. (For fun, because obviously this list is for fun to begin with. But still if we're going to have such a list it would be nice if it made some sort of comedic sense).
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