Mafia rules

[Centurion1]

Rule 134

do not imitate such visual scum by doing the same thing. you will get lynched.

[Sprig]

135. Do what it takes to win.

[Beskar]

135. Do what it takes to win.

I learnt not to do that in my first mafia game (and goes around and after it). It comes to a point that quality and standard comes essential to the game-room if you want to be respected by fellow players. Not saying I am respected, but since then, I learnt not to try to do that in order to try to improve myself as a member and a player.

I also had a run in with a couple of bad players who did the same, and I found out that I really disliked the tactics they used, both as a player and as a person, and other that the fact it caused in-thread situations, I got to see what others probably thought of me.

So I am trying to improve myself a game at a time.

So I am not sure if this rule has been done, but I will add it just incase.



136. If it is not clear, do your best to be respectful of other players and remember, a game is to have fun, not to win, as you can still have a laugh if you lose, you can't if you insult and disrespect other players.

[pevergreen]

Doing what you can is fine, as long as you play nice.

[Csargo]

Yes play nice while you virtually murder them in the face. It helps your image.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Being nice? I can do that. How about death by chocolate?

If I ever get a chance to do murder descriptions again, I will probably kill people by giving them a box of 16 very, very, very tasty chocolates, and only one of them will be filled with fatal poison. It will still be completely delicious. I will tell them that they only have to worry about the one poisoned chocolate, and let them have a free taste of one of the un-poisoned chocolates. It will taste so good that they must have another. It's only fatal poison... there is a rather large chance of eating an unpoisoned chocolate, so it's worth the risk. Life is short, so why bother playing it safe? It's delicious chocolate, after all. Under the same reasoning, after they survive the second chocolate, they will be hooked and they have to have another one. By then it's still only a 1/14 chance of death, and that's the same number as Valentine's Day, and Valentine's day is the one where you give chocolate to your love. So obviously the odds are in your favor. You eat another chocolate. Mmm.... so good. Now there's 13 left... 13 is an unlucky number, so you grab that chocolate and you get ready to throw it away..... and then you decide it is too delicious and you eat it. Well, you're still here, and you survived the unluckiest chocolate, so you must be on a lucky streak. A one in twelve chance of dying? Bah, you're a manly man (or a womanly woman) and you're not afraid. You can chance it. 12 hours on a clock, 12 months in a year, 12 in a dozen... 12 is a nice number, so you bite into that fourth chocolate with full confidence, knowing you will survive. Lo and behold, you're still alive! Your mouth is in heaven, as a dribble of saliva runs down your chin. You wipe your chin, and continue... 11 remaining, might as well make it a nice round number. Chomp, chew chew chew.... pure ecstacy. You realize you are tempting fate now, but there's 10 whole chocolates left. You try to resist, but you cannot. 10 is a round number, but it's just a bit too round, after all... 9 would be better. Munch munch... and you realize that in mathematics, the number 9 is a Lucky Number. You can't possibly die with a lucky number. So you eat the chocolate. It melts in your mouth, and you're on Cloud Nine. But you realize that in Chinese culture, the number 8 is also very lucky, so you quickly gobble that one. In a frenzy, you realize that the number 7 is perhaps the luckiest number of them all! So you shove the next chocolate in your mouth and accidentally swallow it before you really get a chance to taste it. Disappointed, you sulk for just a moment, until you come up with the perfect plan to cheer yourself up... what if you put TWO chocolates in your mouth at once? Wouldn't that be grand??? Well before you have second thoughts, you shove both chocolates in and relish the sweet, sweet, awesome flavor. You must be dead already, because you are in heaven. And then, after several long moments, you realize the chocolates are gone. You lick your chocolate covered fingers and look at the 4 left remaining. You're still alive, should you tempt fate? With 3 unpoisoned chocolates remaining, you OBVIOUSLY have to eat at least one more. How could you live with yourself knowing that the perfect piece of chocolate was being eaten by ants, who are having the time of their tiny little lives? No ant deserves chocolate this good. Heck, if this chocolate was covered in ants, you'd still eat it. So you pop another one in your mouth and just let it sit there, slowly melting. You close your eyes and lay down, clutching the box of chocolates in your hands, making sure no one else can have any. You feel like you're floating.... on a puffy cloud. You almost drift off to sleep, but you can feel that there's only a little bit of chocolate taste left in your mouth, so you reach for another one... there's 3 left. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, take a candy before you croak. Never, ever, let it go. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Ah, so you take the chocolate and tuck it in your mouth.... BUT WAIT!!! WHAT IF YOU DIED??? Then you'd never have a chance to taste the other two chocolates!!! You simply cannot allow that to happen, so you shove the remaining two candies into your mouth. All 3 chocolates in your mouth at once.

Mmmm.... fatally delicious.

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Then I walk into the room and tell you that none of the chocolates were actually poisoned, and I shoot you between the eyes with my silenced Beretta.

[Double A]

Pizza you're full of it