Ancient Humor

[Jaume]

Huh, Spartans aren't Greek?

They speak greek language too but they were politically organised in a "πόλις", an independent city-state.

Iulius Caesar to their legionaries:

- I have two news, one good and one bad. Which do you want I say first?
- The good one, the good one!
- Well, the good new is that today we're gonna change our underpants.
(Legionaries were been fighting for three years in the Gaul with the same underpants)
- Long live Caesar!! Roma vincit!! And which is the bad one?
- Well, you're gonna change your underpants with Catus, Catus with Lupus, Lupus with Scipio, etc.




A roman was walking in the streets of Rome, and then suddenly he saw a thing. He stopped and observed what he was going to crush, he smells it, he touch it with his finger, he sucks his finger and then he says:

- Oh, it's a *poop* . I'm so lucky I hadn't tread on it.