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  1. 05-08-2008, 14:10 #1
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    I like that. Saw it coming but wanted to verify.


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    Here's a old one... and a bad one...

    A Greek goes into a tailor shop with a couple of torn togas. The tailor says, "Euripides?" and the guy says, "Yeah. Eumendides?"












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    Quote Originally Posted by Spino
    Here's a old one... and a bad one...

    A Greek goes into a tailor shop with a couple of torn togas. The tailor says, "Euripides?" and the guy says, "Yeah. Eumendides?"












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    Somewhere, Gregoshi is smiling and nodding approvingly....
    Indeed! Good stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    Indeed! Good stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spino
    Here's a old one... and a bad one...

    A Greek goes into a tailor shop with a couple of torn togas. The tailor says, "Euripides?" and the guy says, "Yeah. Eumendides?"
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    Those should be chitons instead of togas though, since he's a Greek and not a Roman.

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    Lol i can't stop laughing at all these jokes. Heres one:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spino
    Here's a old one... and a bad one...

    A Greek goes into a tailor shop with a couple of torn togas. The tailor says, "Euripides?" and the guy says, "Yeah. Eumendides?"












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    Quote Originally Posted by Spino View Post
    Here's a old one... and a bad one...

    A Greek goes into a tailor shop with a couple of torn togas. The tailor says, "Euripides?" and the guy says, "Yeah. Eumendides?"
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    (From I've got blood on my toga)

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