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    Senior Member Senior Member Quintus.JC's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spino
    Here's a old one... and a bad one...

    A Greek goes into a tailor shop with a couple of torn togas. The tailor says, "Euripides?" and the guy says, "Yeah. Eumendides?"
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    Those should be chitons instead of togas though, since he's a Greek and not a Roman.

    RTW, 167 BC: Rome expels Greek philosophers after the Lex Fannia law is passed. This bans the effete and nasty Greek practice of 'philosophy' in favour of more manly, properly Roman pursuits that don't involve quite so much thinking.

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    Been there, conquered that.... Member Darkvicer98's Avatar
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    Lol i can't stop laughing at all these jokes. Heres one:

    In Ancient China, 3 women called Me,Mi and Mo were in a bath. Mi and Mo got out,who's left?


    Cry HAVOC and let slip the dogs of War!

    A brave man may fall,but he cannot yield-Latin Proverb

    Arms keep peace-Latin Proverb

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    Ja mata Tosa Inu-sama, Hore Tore, Adrian II, Sigurd, Fragony

    Mouzafphaerre is known elsewhere as Urwendil/Urwendur/Kibilturg...
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