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  1. 05-15-2008, 13:53 #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tamur
    Cleopatra and Mark Antony stood dejectedly on the deck of their ship, fleeing from the horrors of the battle of Actium, and from Octavian hot on their heels. Cleopatra was disconsolate. "Why didn't I see before now how weak you are, you pitiful wretch!?"

    Antony sighed and answered, "Simple, my dear. You are the queen of denial."
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    A hoplite walks into a bar
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    How many Phalanx Pikemen does it take to fix a light bulb
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    A hoplite walks into a bar
    great way to present that one.
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    How many Caesars do you need to change a bulb?
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    There weren't bulbs in Rome, you know.




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