What do you get when you combine the island of Lesbos with civil revolt...?
Lesbian rebels.
(No offense,ladies,just a little wordplay humor)
What do you guys have?
What do you get when you combine the island of Lesbos with civil revolt...?
Lesbian rebels.
(No offense,ladies,just a little wordplay humor)
What do you guys have?
Last edited by Spartan198; 03-09-2008 at 07:17.
My Greek Cavalry submod for RS 1.6a: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=368881
For Calvin and TosaInu, in a better place together, modding TW without the hassle of hardcoded limits. We miss you.
So a Persian, a Greek, and a Spartan walk into a bar, and the bartender says "What is this, some kinda joke?"
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
"I agree, although I support China I support anyone discovering things for Science and humanity." - lenin96
Re: Pursuit of happiness
Have you just been dumped?
I ask because it's usually something like that which causes outbursts like this, needless to say I dissagree completely.
Ah, meta-humor. Gotta love it.Originally Posted by Marshal Murat
"MTW is not a game, it's a way of life." -- drone
Huh, Spartans aren't Greek?Originally Posted by Marshal Murat
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pintenOriginally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
Down with dried flowers!
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I believe by Greek he meant Attic, that is Athenan.
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Ja mata Tosa Inu-sama, Hore Tore, Adrian II, Sigurd, Fragony
Mouzafphaerre is known elsewhere as Urwendil/Urwendur/Kibilturg...
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So Spartans are basement Greeks (or closet...y' know)
Last edited by Vladimir; 03-10-2008 at 19:44.
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pintenOriginally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
Down with dried flowers!
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Hilarious!Originally Posted by Marshal Murat
Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
Originally Posted by Leon Blum - For All Mankind
Plato, Aristotle, Socrates and Pythagoras met up in Athens and got into debate about knowledge, and whether with their necessarily finite experience they could validly reach any conclusions about anything. Eventually they decided to broaden their experience, each spend a year exploring the world and meet up again in Rhodes.
Plato set off to the north, wandering around more or less at random as he sought new information and experiences. Aristotle headed east, again travelling fairly aimlessly but always open to new things. Socrates went south, bouncing around from place to place without any destination in mind and Pythagoras west in much the same style.
Eventually a full year later they made their rendezvous in Rhodes and resumed their debate, comparing notes and arguing long into the night. Eventually they realised what they had learned from their random wandering, all roams lead to Rhodes...
Non me rogare, loquare non lingua latinus
Originally Posted by Flavius Clemens
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[groan] That was Gregoshi-esque.Originally Posted by Flavius Clemens
Last edited by Martok; 03-13-2008 at 07:45.
"MTW is not a game, it's a way of life." -- drone
how was the roman empire cut into two?
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now i'm here, and history is vindicated.
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Ja mata Tosa Inu-sama, Hore Tore, Adrian II, Sigurd, Fragony
Mouzafphaerre is known elsewhere as Urwendil/Urwendur/Kibilturg...
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My Greek Cavalry submod for RS 1.6a: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=368881
For Calvin and TosaInu, in a better place together, modding TW without the hassle of hardcoded limits. We miss you.
Julius Caesar was addressing the crowd in the Colliseum.
"Friends, Romans and Countrymen, lend me your ears. Tomorrow I take our glorious army to conquer Northern Europe and I shall start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return victorious."
The crowd are up on their feet "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar"
Brutus turns to his mate and says " He doesn't half talk some rubbish eh? He couldn't fight his way out of a wet parchment bag."
Six months later, Caesar comes back having conqured France and addresses the crowd in the Colliseum. " Friends, Romans and Countrymen, I have returned from our campaign in France and as I promised, we killed 50,000 Gauls".
The crowd are up on their feet again. "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar".
Brutus once again turns to his mate "I'm sick of his nonsense, I'm off to France to check this out."
So Brutus sets of for France and three weeks later he comes back to Rome. Caesar is addressing the public in the Colliseum again "Friends, Romans and Countrymen, tomorrow we set off for Britain and we are going to sort those b*stards out"
The crowd are up on their feet. "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar"
Brutus jumps up and shouts "Caesar, you are a liar. You told us that you had killed 50,000 Gauls in France but I've been there to check it out and you only killed 25,000 !!!!"
The crowd are stunned and all sit down in silence.
Caesar gets up and looks slowly round the Colliseum then across at Brutus and says "Brutus, you are forgetting one thing.........
Away Gauls count double in Europe."
"The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious." - Marcus Aurelius
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe.
"One more, a bit rubbish, but it bring a smile...."
Two Roman legionaries are on guard perimeter duty in a fort. "God, all this pacing backwards and forwards is killing me. I feel like i've been here for hours now. What time is it?" The other sentry looks at the setting sun and and replies wearily "We've got anothr hour to go, it's only XX past VIII."
Last edited by PersianFire; 03-13-2008 at 21:34.
"The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious." - Marcus Aurelius
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe.
nvm
Last edited by Vladimir; 03-13-2008 at 21:31.
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pintenOriginally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
Down with dried flowers!
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Didn't get the last two.......
The horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight.
Argh! Awful, awfulOriginally Posted by PersianFire
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
"away gauls" = Away goalsOriginally Posted by asj_india
Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
Originally Posted by Leon Blum - For All Mankind
Now I get that one!Originally Posted by CountArach
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What did a Roman legionary said to other?
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Names, secret names
But never in my favour
But when all is said and done
It's you I love
[groan]
Caius, hold still for a moment....
"MTW is not a game, it's a way of life." -- drone
LMAOOriginally Posted by Caius
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Still don't get it.Originally Posted by CountArach
Names, secret names
But never in my favour
But when all is said and done
It's you I love
It's a pun on the rules for European knock out football competitions. Team A and B play two games, the one at A's home ground, the other at B's and the total score for both matches decides who procedes to the next round. If the total score is equal, goals scored away from home are counted as double. (If that still leaves the score equal they play extra time.) So away goals / gauls count double in Europe.Originally Posted by Caius
Last edited by Flavius Clemens; 04-27-2008 at 14:44.
Non me rogare, loquare non lingua latinus
Originally Posted by PersianFire
Found this on teh Interwebs:
Mortal: What is a million years like to you?
Zeus: Like one second.
Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you?
Zeus: Like one penny.
Mortal: Can I have a penny?
Zeus: Wait a second...
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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Ja mata Tosa Inu-sama, Hore Tore, Adrian II, Sigurd, Fragony
Mouzafphaerre is known elsewhere as Urwendil/Urwendur/Kibilturg...
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Read the last one a long time back in Reader's Digest. Nice.
The horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight.
Brilliant!Originally Posted by Adrian II
Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.
Proud
Been to:
Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.
A Painted Shield of Honour - 1313. Templar Knights in France are in grave danger. Can they be saved?
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