EB Jokes

[Ibrahim]

that's right, EB jokes; I'm not writing them, you are the one who gets to make jokes about it-it's not serious, or meant to criticize EB's team-they're awesome and so their mod. but that shouldn't stop anyone from reporting funny and disturbing stories from an EB campaign/battle...


I'm playing as romani, and I had to lay siege to Segesta, a celtic town; there I met the dreaded Gaesatae; now in EB's website they have underwear, the shield, helm, and torques. figured: poorly armored, on drugs-easy. on installing it on release date, they asked for a modesty patch to be installed, at which I said no, note reading the fine print under it...

..hehe came to assult the town, and to my horror I discovered a shocking fact, a fact about them that sucked so hard it scarred me for life...they were naked-butt naked (seriously I didn't know) even the bits showed. Now I know what the modesty patch was for...when I saw those demons I let out a cry of horror and suffered my fearst heart attck aged 17. my men were running away in a matter of seconds-since they were scary and weren't dying... I felt...I don't know...naked?! exposed? terrified to pi-ing point perhaps(I didn't do that luckily)?! and helpless...spent a week afterwards sucking my thumb the first time I got terrified at a unit-later experiments proved the shockiness of the Gaesatae effective on 13 yr olds from up to 50yrds+......39yr olds up to 100yrds+

p.s I still captured segesta, losin 1/3 of my men, most from those naked F#@*ers


my situation now:

now to rate jokes do so from 0-10 laughing smilies-I rate mine 1, since this was a demo.