EB Jokes

03-12-2008, 04:10 #1

The Creator of Stories Member

Re: EB Jokes

Ah man Sarcasm that was great!

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03-12-2008, 04:40 #2

Mouzafphaerre

Urwendur Ûrîbêl Senior Member

Re: EB Jokes

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Originally Posted by Sarcasm

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Q: How many Romans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: All of them: One to screw the bulb in, the rest to brag about how great the Romans are at screwing.

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Q: What do you call a Lusitani with 1500 girl friends?
A: A shepherd.

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Q: What's the difference between a Sweboz woman and a werewolf?
A. The Sweboz woman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better.

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Q: What do Athenian recruits learn in basic training?
A: How to surrender in 17 different languages.

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Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Rome?
A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

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Q: How do you stop a Pahlavan army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.

My favs.

Originally Posted by Tellos Athenaios

Still a noob, then?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=1266072&postcount=1

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Mouzafphaerre, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

1. Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
2. If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

EBH?
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03-12-2008, 04:59 #3

Teleklos Archelaou

ειδωλον Senior Member

Re: EB Jokes

Gah! A link into the holy of holies! Avert thine eyes!

03-12-2008, 06:16 #4

Ibrahim

master of the wierd people Member

Re: EB Jokes

no I won't-show it! show it!
ps: Sarcasm is great

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03-12-2008, 07:28 #5

Disciple of Tacitus

Member Member

Re: EB Jokes

@ Sarcasm. Exactly what we were looking for. f@#$%^g hilarious

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03-12-2008, 08:05 #6

bovi

EB annoying hornet Member

Re: EB Jokes

Here's the thing Tellos was wanting to show you:

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