L.C.Cinna 14:15 03-13-2008
lol
Ok so here are some more:
An Athenian and a Roman want to go to Egypt. In the harbour of Corinth they find a ship to Alexandria so they pay and go on board. The only other passengers on the ship are a schoolclass from Thebes. After 2 days of sailing the are caught by a big, violent storm and the ship starts to sink. The problem is that there is only one lifeboat with room for 2 people available on the ship. The Athenian and the Roman immediately run towards the lifeboat, throw it into the water and are about the jump on it when the Roman looks back and sees all the crying children. He feels guilty and screams at the Athenian: "Oh f*ck, THE KIDS!"
The Athenian looks at him:" Do you think we still have time for that?"
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The Averni are fed up with those Romans always telling stories of how great they are and how they could build anything and blablabla...so the Averni Chief walks over to the Roman camp and says to the Centurio:
"You always say you can build anything you want to within one day. So what about building a bridge here on this field just outside your camp? I bet you can't!"
The Centurio accepts the bet and when the Averni chief arrives next day there is a 50 meter long bridge built all across the field outside the Roman camp.
The chief starts to laugh: "Oh you stupid Romans, how easily you are fooled! You spend the whole day building a bridge when there's not even a river there! Now come on, I just wanted to show you how stupid you really are, you can tear that useless bridge down again!"
The Centurio replies:"Oh we would have done so already but we can't. The whole d*mn bridge is crowded with Gauls trying to fish...".
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