EB Jokes

**Obelics** · 03-13-2008, 23:18

PF i had to overheat my poor dull brain to understand that

(im so a poor informed on football, gaul=goal)

anyway here's some one related to the game-play...

how do you call:
- a Casse General leading a charge?
- an incurable optimist...

- A numidian skirmisher walking furtive in the night there around a camp of gaesataes?
- a pusher

- an hippokontistai throwing javelins?
- just freeing himself of a further burden...

- Galatian Kluddolons alligned in the first ranks and looking around with an interrogative glance?
- just trying to guess who will be the first to cross that big red line...

- a routing phalangite pursued by cavalry tanks?
- i dont know, but sure he has to love that sarissa so much,,,

- A peltast gone already out of ammo...
- a waste of moneys

- sotaroas looking so badly to losatae?
- it's all envy...

- a unit of Hastati being recruited?
- rpg

**pezhetairoi** · 03-14-2008, 02:03

The Tavern keeper makes a bet with all the people in the Tavern. '10000 mnai for the most impressive squeezing of juice! The one who can squeeze the most juice out when everyone thinks you can't, gets the money.'

So everyone starts producing lemons and oranges and olives and squeezing them frantically. Others attempt grabbing the delicate parts of gaesatae to squeeze. Finally one Sweboz herthaganautoz comes up.

'I have here a lemon. I shall squeeze it.'

And with one hand, he squeezes and fills a one-litre beaker with that small lemon. Everyone is awed.

A gaesatae comes up and says, 'that's nothing! watch me!' And he takes the herthaganautoz's exhausted lemon, squeezes it and manages to wring a few more drops from it.

Everyone cheers.

Up comes this wizened Roman, short, skinny and dark, and he regards the gaesatae and herthaganautoz for a while. Then he picks up a rock from the Tavern floor and squeezes. And drops of juice come out of the rock.

The tavern erupts into exclamations of awe, and unanimously everyone agrees that this Roman cannot be outdone. He gets the 10000 mnai.

As everyone is talking about it, the Roman is approached by the Sweboz and the Gaul. 'Hey man, just out of curiousity, what do you do for a living? Evocati, perhaps?'

The Roman smiles, shakes his head and says, 'I'm the tax collector in Judaea.'

**Ayce** · 03-14-2008, 20:25

Originally Posted by pezhetairoi

The Tavern keeper makes a bet with all the people in the Tavern. '10000 mnai for the most impressive squeezing of juice! The one who can squeeze the most juice out when everyone thinks you can't, gets the money.'

So everyone starts producing lemons and oranges and olives and squeezing them frantically. Others attempt grabbing the delicate parts of gaesatae to squeeze. Finally one Sweboz herthaganautoz comes up.

'I have here a lemon. I shall squeeze it.'

And with one hand, he squeezes and fills a one-litre beaker with that small lemon. Everyone is awed.

A gaesatae comes up and says, 'that's nothing! watch me!' And he takes the herthaganautoz's exhausted lemon, squeezes it and manages to wring a few more drops from it.

Everyone cheers.

Up comes this wizened Roman, short, skinny and dark, and he regards the gaesatae and herthaganautoz for a while. Then he picks up a rock from the Tavern floor and squeezes. And drops of juice come out of the rock.

The tavern erupts into exclamations of awe, and unanimously everyone agrees that this Roman cannot be outdone. He gets the 10000 mnai.

As everyone is talking about it, the Roman is approached by the Sweboz and the Gaul. 'Hey man, just out of curiousity, what do you do for a living? Evocati, perhaps?'

The Roman smiles, shakes his head and says, 'I'm the tax collector in Judaea.'

Big lol here!

**Ibrahim** · 03-15-2008, 19:38

Originally Posted by Ayce

Big lol here!

indeed!

**russia almighty** · 03-16-2008, 06:44

An Ethiopian Agema talking to TA about why they got removed in 1.0.

"Hey whats up guys, do we get anything new in EB 1.0?"

"Hey Agema....uh, you kinda got removed?"

"Oh......"

"You aren't mad?"

"Oh, no, not really TA."

"Thats good, I guess. I'm glad you didn't stick that ax in me."

"I'm glad too, though your girlfriend is glad I stick my black *gets shot by the censors*