EB Jokes

[machinor]

A legionary gets lost while patroling outside the Limes. Suddenly he finds himself surrounded by a Germanic warband, all armed to the teeth and looking terrifying. The legionary abandons all hope of getting out of this mess alive and just shouts: "Shit! I'm fucked!"
One of the Germans says: "No, you're not. See that guy over there with that bronze helmet and that huge spear?! He's our chief. Run to him and grab his spear."
The legionary is a bit confused but does as the German told him. "And now?" asks the legionary.
"Now kill the chief with his own spear" says the German.
The legionary does as the German says.
"And now?"
"NOW you're fucked!"