A young Athenian noble comes home in the morning. His father has been waiting for him all night and is pretty upset:

"Son!!! Where have you been all night?!!!!!????"

"Father, I'm sorry. I know I should have been home earlier but...oh well I had such a great night..."

The fahter looks at him: "Oh son, does that mean you're not a virgin anymore?"

The son smiles at him.


"Good boy! Go get us some wine and sit down here with your good old father and tell me everything!"

"Oh father, I'd really like to have some wine with you but I'm afraid I can't sit down yet..."