What the hell are you guys jabbering about? There is no EB 1.1. You have already got the finished product. What more do you guys want from us? A shiatsu rub and a special's offer from a Thracian brothel with the 20% discount? Give us a break. Unlike those other sadist I refer to as "colleagues" I can't see the humour in letting you live with false expectations.

Show's over people, there is nothing to see here. We have done absolutely nothing since, what, 2005? We even kept the "1.0" release for the shits and the giggles while teasing you with vastly outdated builds. I can't apologize for anyone, but that's the way it is.

Show's over, folks.