Americans only!

I think I'm turning into a closet Frenchman.

It all began during the recent French elections which I followed more closely than our current primary race. Then Louis (who I suspect is really an influence agent for the DGSE) begins to sway me with his elegantly worded and (deceptively) pro-American statements. Now I'm starting to type things like endeavour and other words I'm too ashamed to mention.

I need

SHOCK AND Y'ALL, SHOCK AND Y'ALL