
Originally Posted by
Ibn-Khaldun
askthepizzaguy wants to be a blitzmaster in all total war games??
Good luck!!!
Can't wait for another record!!

Ha! Let me get in a little practice first, mein freund.
It's been a while. I can't even call myself an expert at this point. I've all but forgotten vanilla. I got all wrapped up in R:TR, then BI, then M2TW, then LTC.
What, Rome vanilla? That's like... ancient! No pun intended.
Anyone else play as one of the Roman factions on Very Hard, Very Hard and attempt to 'steal' the other Roman territories and expand in all 3 directions at once?
Box them in, I say. Box them in! Even if they spit at you in the face!
Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face. My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be put in manacles... just for a few hours. They must think the sun shines out o' your arse, sonny. They must think you're Lord God Almighty. Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion. Best thing the Romans ever did for us. If we didn't have crucifixion, this country would be in a right bloody mess. NAIL HIM UP I SAY!!! NAIL SOME SENSE INTO HIM!!! Now, take my case. They hung me up here five years ago. Every night, they take me down for twenty minutes, then they hang me up again, which I regard as very fair, in view of what I done, and, if nothing else, it's taught me to respect the Romans, and it's taught me... THAT YOU WILL NEVER GET ANYWHERE IN THIS LIFE... UNLESS YOU'RE PREPARED TO DO A FAIR DAY'S WORK, FOR A FAIR DAY'S PAY!!!

[Centurion] -SHUT UP!!
Right. Right. Terrific race, the Romans. Terrific.
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