For all us lowly cubicle workers, it's 1 (well, the boss would have to sacrifice your Christmas bubbly if he let it go any higher - he'd still manage to get that massive bonus, though).
For accountants, it's anything you want it to be, just don't get caught.
For fundamentalists of any religion, it's a sign you need to be burnt for your blasphemy. Whatever the answer is, it's a trick of the devil.
For computer programmers, it's that bleedin' bug that keeps crashing their work-in-progress.
For a politician, it's that awkward question that will reveal they're really a baby-eating monster intent on world domination, but with little interest in the local education system. And with every intent on raiding the pension funds and taxing everyone to the hilt because they don't know what they're even being asked, but it sounds like a solution.
For the bomb-disposal team, it's 'Oh crap!' - they should have known how to disable bombs before the red liquid was filling up the clear tube and the beeping was increasing in intensity.
So, how was that?![]()
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