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    Default Jeff Dunham

    He is a ventriliquist and a very good one.
    Here are some of his works from funniest to least funny:

    Achmed

    Achmed Jingle Bombs

    Peanut

    They are supposed to be humorous, so please do not bring politics up. :P
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    Default Re: Jeff Dunham

    Everybody knows those! No?

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    Default Re: Jeff Dunham

    lol, get the videos out. They are really good. These are just some highlights.
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    In a racial conflict I'd have no problem popping off some negroes.

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    Default Re: Jeff Dunham

    I've seen them many times. Believe me or...

    I'll kill you!

    (note to moderators, this is not a threat just a reference to Achmed the dead terry)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moros
    I've seen them many times. Believe me or...

    I'll kill you!

    (note to moderators, this is not a threat just a reference to Achmed the dead terry)
    Yeah, a reference...on a steek!
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    Default Re: Jeff Dunham

    Do you think he has a sexy voice too?


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    "Don't make fun of me cause I like Lola, or IEeee KEEEL YOU!!! I KILL YOU!!"
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    Default Re: Jeff Dunham

    He looks kinda.. muscled.
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    I KEEL YOU!!
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    In a racial conflict I'd have no problem popping off some negroes.

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    I prefer Lola.
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    Default Re: Jeff Dunham

    Umm... isn't this more backroom-ish material?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk
    Yeah, a reference...on a steek!
    yeah...Looks like a terrible pogostick accident. Is he legal?

    It always remains funny. But I don't care.

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    Default Re: Jeff Dunham

    lol, depends on the posts that people make. I choose not to have Backroom access, so I will have to ask that everyone keeps it "frontroomish".
    It is simple comedy kamikhan, lighten up.
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    In a racial conflict I'd have no problem popping off some negroes.

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    Default Re: Jeff Dunham

    Word.

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    Ehhe Yeh *snort* Word

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    HELLO! I am Lindsay Lohan
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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly
    HELLO! I am Lindsay Lohan
    You look nothing like her! You look more like a tribute to Bill Clinton. :P
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    Default Re: Jeff Dunham

    Here is my name spelled out:

    A...C...phlem...*hack*hack.....med Achmed!
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    Eshmunazar lol

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    Default Re: Jeff Dunham

    lol, his stand up is really good too. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk
    lol, his stand up is really good too. :P
    But he has no muscles. At least Lola had two.
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    You know, the funny thing is, you think that you are pissing me o-fa-fa, and that I would like to KEEL you, but you are not. :)
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    In a racial conflict I'd have no problem popping off some negroes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk
    You know, the funny thing is, you think that you are pissing me o-fa-fa, and that I would like to KEEL you, but you are not. :)
    I know. You seem to appreciate it. Besides, the Frontroom is not for peeing off. If I tried, I would be instabanned from this kingdom of peace, love and muscle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian II
    I know. You seem to appreciate it. Besides, the Frontroom is not for peeing off. If I tried, I would be instabanned from this kingdom of peace, love and muscle.
    Lots of muscle.
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    In a racial conflict I'd have no problem popping off some negroes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk
    Lots of muscle.
    Oh yes. Loads.
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