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Adrian II 17:30 04-09-2008
A new Christian-Democrat member of parliament has just been sworn in in The Hague. A beautiful, sweet, honest-to-God all-round good girl. The best evidence is that she sucks as a pop singer.

I sooo want to do this woman

Can anyone tell me why?



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Fragony 17:37 04-09-2008
Because she is sweet and innocent yet struggling with her desire and likely to be a sexual explosion when touched on the right places, totally forgetting about her commitment to the lord and speaking his name in vain while you are doing just that?

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Adrian II 17:38 04-09-2008
Originally Posted by Fragony:
Because she is sweet and innocent yet struggling with her desire and likely to be a sexual explosion when touched on the right places, totally forgetting about her commitment to the lord and speaking his name in vain while you are doing just that?
My God, yes!..

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Fragony 18:03 04-09-2008
Your loss cityboy here we grow them on trees and they have no idea what a horse dóeuvre is.

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Beirut 18:05 04-09-2008
Oh my... I fear my dearest Adrian II is on the verge of having a moment.

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Ronin 18:18 04-09-2008
Originally Posted by Fragony:
Because she is sweet and innocent yet struggling with her desire and likely to be a sexual explosion when touched on the right places, totally forgetting about her commitment to the lord and speaking his name in vain while you are doing just that?

the one you have to pervert a little bit are always the most fun

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Seamus Fermanagh 18:27 04-09-2008
You're presuming that the "hint of decadence" would be brought to the exchange by Adrian.

Yet our dear Adrian as a quiet and cerebral fellow, despite the occasional lapse into babbled latin incantatum whilst viewing pictures of Jessica Simpson's fundament (long ago thread reference).


However, you ALWAYS have to watch out for the quiet ones....who in another situation may be anything but quiet. Who is to say exactly who would be leading whom down the primrose path to demi-depravity?

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Fragony 18:43 04-09-2008
Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh:
Yet our dear Adrian as a quiet and cerebral fellow, despite the occasional lapse into babbled latin incantatum
Oh-me-gah? Lol me alpha

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Goofball 18:53 04-09-2008
Originally Posted by Fragony:
Because she is sweet and innocent yet struggling with her desire and likely to be a sexual explosion when touched on the right places, totally forgetting about her commitment to the lord and speaking his name in vain while you are doing just that?
Frag, that was teh haWt...

Well done.

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Ronin 18:56 04-09-2008
Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh:
However, you ALWAYS have to watch out for the quiet ones....who in another situation may be anything but quiet. Who is to say exactly who would be leading whom down the primrose path to demi-depravity?
as for moi I wouldn´t be worried...

you can´t corrupt the depraved

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HoreTore 18:58 04-09-2008
Originally Posted by Fragony:
Your loss cityboy here we grow them on trees and they have no idea what a horse dóeuvre is.
Country girls are far superior indeed. Especially those who loves horses, they have plenty of experience in riding...

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ICantSpellDawg 19:02 04-09-2008
Because women, in spite of being bright, well-accomplished and hard-working - are baby making sex machines.

There is just no getting around it.

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Fragony 19:26 04-09-2008
Originally Posted by Goofball:
Frag, that was teh haWt...

Well done.
I grew up in the biblebelt of the Netherlands

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edyzmedieval 19:49 04-09-2008
Fragony is t3h Orgasm sexpert.

Seriously Adrian, why do you want to do a politician? Go do a model or maybe do some girl from De Wallen...YOU WILL GET LOTS OF FUN! Politicians? Nah. All they know is getting an orgasm while they speak to the public.

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Big_John 19:57 04-09-2008
who doesn't have the urge to despoil innocence? it's what gets me out of bed in the morning.

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Fragony 20:07 04-09-2008
Nah not nice

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HoreTore 20:10 04-09-2008
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval:
Fragony is t3h Orgasm sexpert.

Seriously Adrian, why do you want to do a politician? Go do a model or maybe do some girl from De Wallen...YOU WILL GET LOTS OF FUN! Politicians? Nah. All they know is getting an orgasm while they speak to the public.
Models are no good. Their thin bodies will probably break in two when things get naughty. Women are supposed to be soft. Bones are hard.

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Louis VI the Fat 20:35 04-09-2008
Originally Posted by HoreTore:
Boners are hard.
Thanks for sharing that.



get a life, Louis.

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Adrian II 22:16 04-09-2008
Sexmeister Frag has it. The touch of defilement, the confusion in her eyes, the way she breaks into a sweat when I whisper in her ear while she is addressing, um, her constituents, as in this picture.




Originally Posted by HoreTore:
Seriously Adrian, why do you want to do a politician?
Man, are you blind??



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Adrian II 22:18 04-09-2008
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat:
get a wife, Louis.
Thanks for sharing that, Louis.

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Beirut 22:56 04-09-2008
My gift to you.

Post # 3634


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Adrian II 23:33 04-09-2008
Originally Posted by Beirut:
My gift to you.
Words fail to express one's profound horni indebtedness in the face of such a delicate gift.

Into the breach!



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Tribesman 23:33 04-09-2008
Originally Posted by :
Especially those who loves horses, they have plenty of experience in riding...

Yep there is nothing quite like a horsewoman for a damn good ride .

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spmetla 00:32 04-10-2008
Originally Posted by HoreTore:
Models are no good. Their thin bodies will probably break in two when things get naughty. Women are supposed to be soft. Bones are hard.
It's good to know I'm not the only one that has this concern for overly 'dainty' women. There must be at least a little cushion for the pushin'.

I fully condone Adrian II's choice, a very fine looking lady!

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Adrian II 01:58 04-10-2008
Originally Posted by spmetla:
I fully condone Adrian II's choice, a very fine looking lady!
Thank you! I have informed my personal representative that I am, eh, right behind her and that she is my, um, favourite mouthpiece..

Although I won't be coming along to her concerts...




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Fragony 06:39 04-10-2008
Still my choice in dutch politics would be this one;



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Banquo's Ghost 06:50 04-10-2008
Do I understand that you gentlemen are of a mind with Signor Berlusconi?

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Fragony 07:51 04-10-2008
I wish that was true BG but the cute one's are the enemy.

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CountArach 08:02 04-10-2008
A thread for hot politicians - in Australia, one can't look past the lovely Kate Ellis:


She is our Minister for Sport and Youth.

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naut 08:53 04-10-2008
I'm tempted to post a pic of Julia Gillard... but I think you'd all die of disgust, from both her looks and her political stand-point.

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