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    Default You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    I just felt like making this. I'll just start this.

    1) Some of your friend tell you how good a song/music of pop/jazz/rock/metal/classical is, you laugh at them and tell them to go download EB and go listen to the EB music files (especially the theme).
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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    You purchase Lorica Segmentata and go fight battles the real way, not with that crappy, innefective, heavy, overpriced, hard-to-make Lorica Hamata which we all know is not historically accurate...I mean come on!



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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    You go to bed and ask your girlfriend suspisiously:
    - Honey, you are not that courtesan, that spy with 5 skill points just got in his retinue, are you?

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    The forums can get only so dirty.
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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    'this is a roman town bitch'

    thats what ill be saying to irish girlfriend a while from now, damn barbarian
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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    We can say ****?


    Damn, I love this board more and more everyday.


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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    mini, you are warned not to press your luck here with extremely offensive language. A *lot* is tolerated here but you have clearly gone too far, not once but twice in one thread.

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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    what was wrong with what I said?

    Should I have used: making love? rock teh casbah?

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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    Did mini manage to DELETE his previous post? Because mini's entire previous post seems to have disappeared from this thread.


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    Edit -> Delete.
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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    mods deleted it

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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    You know you have fallen deeply in love with EB and can never get out it when you open yet another thread about how much you have fallen deeply in love with EB






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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    when you wonder what the current presidential canidates (USA) would have for traits and ancillaries.
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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    @disciple of tacitus: here here
    you know you are in love with it when you want a triumphus when you won a chess game
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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    when i started to learn the pahlavan unit names...

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    @ Ibrahim. What, your friends don't give you a "Triumph" when you win?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disciple of Tacitus
    @ Ibrahim. What, your friends don't give you a "Triumph" when you win?!?
    no I never won a single game of chess (funny, I fought 511 battles in IBFD and lost just 3)
    I was once alive, but then a girl came and took out my ticker.

    my 4 year old modding project--nearing completion: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=219506 (if you wanna help, join me).

    tired of ridiculous trouble with walking animations? then you need my brand newmotion capture for the common man!

    "We have proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that if we put the belonging to, in the I don't know what, all gas lines will explode " -alBernameg

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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    you're waiting for a halo 3 online team deathmatch to start
    you're blue team
    you say: Today is a good day to DIE, but Better still to LIVE!
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    You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    You're playing TES: Oblivion and want to attack an Oblivion gate with a hoplite phalanx.
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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    --- When you take your laptop on a honeymoon, and leave your wife at home... (nothing like playing EB on the beach at Maui!)

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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    ....when you read Chalkaspidai instead of chocolate



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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    Quote Originally Posted by facupay123
    ....when you read Chalkaspidai instead of chocolate
    :))))))))))))))

    Ok... when... your try to explain your psychologist that this is not homofobia! It's Gaesataefobia!
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    When your history teacher teaches you about the ancient times,he says Romans and you shout to correct him:"ROMANIIIIII!!!"
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    When playing vanilla literally makes you "lol".
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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    When you`re in the middle of a crowdy place, unable to move forward, and you get an unrepressible urge to yell at the crowd "BASH BASH BASH!!!!"

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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dhampir
    You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    You're playing TES: Oblivion and want to attack an Oblivion gate with a hoplite phalanx.

    hehehee, I've had that thought too.

    I've also had it with gaestae....

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    You speak in brackets translating every ambigous word
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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaywalker-Jack
    When playing vanilla literally makes you "lol".
    lol

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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    ...when you contribute to a "you know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when"-thread
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    Default Re: You know you have fallen deep in love with EB and can never get out it when...

    When you see the US occupation Iraq and all you think of is a Type IV government with a client ruler.

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