Apparently there are no attractive women in Wales.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I was recently informed that one of my old classmates from college had made it through to to the final round of the Miss Wales pageant. I was a little surprised by this, as I had never thought she was especially pretty, so I decided to scope out the rest of the contestants on their website. The results shocked and, quite frankly, worried me.

There's barely a looker among them! At least one of them is actually cross-eyed, several have clearly lied about their age, and a whole bunch of the rest are just plain ugly. Is this really the best we can do?

[Marshal Murat]

They do look like sheep...so why do your have a problem with them?

[Gaius Scribonius Curio]

Theres maybe two nice looking girls in there.

Surely this can't be the best that wales has to offer? I used to live just over the border and life wasn't that bad!

[Veho Nex]

My money is on Racheal Bond, Her smile!!

[seireikhaan]

Ouch, my man, ouch.

[Gregoshi]

It's not that bad BKS. There's half a dozen that are pretty attractive. The driver's license style photos are not a good recipe for nice pictures either.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

I see one that's...well...decent.

[scotchedpommes]

Ever-so-slightly harsh, no?

[Craterus]

No.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Ever-so-slightly harsh, no?

Me or him?

[Strike For The South]

Im not saying no to any of them...maybe a couple

[Sasaki Kojiro]

My money is on Racheal Bond, Her smile!!

Just because your missing the bottom half of your teeth doesn't mean you can't be miss whales...

[Drisos]

Kylie Hearne
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yeah, right..

poor bks.. I can't say I'm attracted to the majority either.. aw well, can't have it all. perhaps they're just the cutest girls of all the world.. yet, they don't look so cute.

[Motep]

A few of them are just startling, almost disturbing to look at. Some of them are attractive, some re slightly pretty, and some are slightly homely.

Pretty average lot, I'd say, and if thats the best Wales has to offer, Id hate to see the runner-ups.

Rachael Bond startled me.

Abi Tee just sneezed...right?

Hannah Huxley scares me...that smile...

[scotchedpommes]

Me or him?

Had to say I thought your suggestion that only one was 'decent' was going
overboard. [May be in the process of alcohol consumption, but it would never
affect my judgement, no.]

As for the state of Wales itself, I couldn't possibly comment.

[Veho Nex]

like wales has a giant tree, called ugly, and they all lived at the top. looks like some of them fell, luckily there was branches to break their fall

Ohh snap check out miss '05 now thats fine

[Lemur]

Dude, I think you're just unused to how fugly many entrants into beauty contests are. The world of pageants is a strange, nasty little hole, and you don't stick your hand in that hole without getting bitten.

Sure, the women who win the pageants are usually above-average looking, but examine the entire field and see how uneven it really is. This is not a Welsh thing, this is a pageant thing.

[Samurai Waki]

*winces slightly*

Note To self:

Next Sexual escapade: Wales .... Estonia

[Raz]

Depends on your preference of babes...
*Points to Babe Thread*

The thing with that page is that when you scroll down the page and you think that you've seen a good looking one and you scroll back up to see her, you suddenly cringe. It'd be tragic if one of their friends pointed them in the direction of this thread, and reading how much everyone finds them unattractive.
Not necessarily ugly, just not attractive... <_<

Also, if they didn't lie about their ages, at least half of them must be chronic smokers.

[Fragony]

that's......

[LeftEyeNine]

Rachel Bonez, EATING UR BABIEZ SINCE 1985

[Louis VI the Fat]

Wow. Very unflattering pictures. You can walk into an average bar in most places and you'll meet a finer selection of hotties. Some of the winners from previous years look great though.

Like this one, Miss Wales 2004:

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Oops, sorry 'bout that. I meant this one:

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There is always her divine hotness, miss Zeta-Jones, who on her own pulls up the Welsh average to more than acceptable levels :

[Beirut]

LEN you egregious sot. I very nearly blew a mouthful of blueberries and cereal across the screen at that. Yeesh.

Anyhoo, there are a few cute ones in the list. I'l go back and pick one or two.

[LeftEyeNine]

Woodkutterz shood haz gutz.

[Raz]

LEN you egregious sot. I very nearly blew a mouthful of blueberries and cereal across the screen at that. Yeesh.

Using your special cereal spoon, I bet?

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Had to say I thought your suggestion that only one was 'decent' was going
overboard. [May be in the process of alcohol consumption, but it would never
affect my judgement, no.]

In that case, you're completely correct.

Though I stand by my statement.

[Adrian II]

Ever-so-slightly harsh, no?

No.

Naomi Morrison looks promising even if she has a bit of growing up to do; at least she has that je ne sais quoi that puts her putative IQ over 100.

She probably lied about being Welsh though.

Just because your missing the bottom half of your teeth doesn't mean you can't be miss whales...

She could be miss whales if she were fed right.

[Adrian II]

double post

[CountArach]

Imagine the ones who didn't make it...

[Geoffrey S]

My goodnes this venijng was more rpdocutive.