Apparently there are no attractive women in Wales.

[Shaka_Khan]

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There is always her divine hotness, miss Zeta-Jones, who on her own pulls up the Welsh average to more than acceptable levels :

Yea! I refuse to believe that Wales lack pretty women when someone like Zeta-Jones came from that place. This is a scheme by the Welsh who want to hide their women from us outsiders.