I go away to France for awhile, then I come back to this perphaps inept disruption of our beloved forum.

The title thread seems just so obscure.
The question I have is Gertrude sincere in his questions, and therefore perphaps a little abstract in his thoughts from the norm, or are some of these odd questions there as some kind of a laugh?

Perphaps you could answer Gertrude(there isn't some disgruntled ex EB member going under a false name is there?). No disrespect intended by the way!