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Thread: Lol, what the **** was Richard Quest doing?
Pannonian 12:56 04-21-2008
Originally Posted by Adrian II:
OK, so CNN's Richard Quest has been arrested in the middle of the night in NY's Central Park whilst carrying a plastic bag with metamphetamine in his pocket. That was the story this morning.

New reports have it that Quest also had a rope tied around his neck that connected to his penis and a sex toy stuffed in his shoe.

What for? I just can't connect the dots here. I must've missed the latest trends in homosexual fun in the U.S. or at least in New York.

Someone please fill me in.
There was a Tory MP in the 90s who was found dead, half naked with a plastic bag over his head. An orange was involved somewhere.

Here he is: Stephen Milligan.

The discovery of his corpse in what was an unequivocal case of auto-erotic asphyxiation, combined with self-bondage and cross-dressing, led to a greater public awareness of auto-erotic asphyxiation and self-bondage and their risks. A bizarre detail of his death, which was the subject of much comment and speculation at the time, was that he was found to have had an orange segment in his mouth at the time of his death.


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Rhyfelwyr 19:52 04-21-2008
Originally Posted by Pannonian:
There was a Tory MP in the 90s who was found dead, half naked with a plastic bag over his head. An orange was involved somewhere.
lol, why is it always the Conservatives/Republicans?

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Watchman 19:55 04-21-2008
They're the repressed ones. The other guys can have a ball more or less openly without alienating their voters too much.

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Vladimir 20:38 04-21-2008
Originally Posted by Watchman:
They're the repressed ones. The other guys can have a ball more or less openly without alienating their voters too much.
Hate to agree but I believe that's true. Not quite sure what that says about me though.

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Adrian II 20:52 04-21-2008
The pieces of the puzzle are slowly, um, coming together.

Our 'instantly recognizable' (CNN website) hero was on his way back from a party to a hotel, together with a male companion. They hadn't used any meth but probably meant to do so at the hotel. Quest's prancing about Central Park with his thing on a string connected to his neck was not an instance of sexual asphyxiation, but foreplay to the tying off of his genitalia later on, a process which, in conjunction with a liberal dose of metamphetamine, prolongs the erection for a considerable time.

Case closed.

Next!

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Ironside 22:25 04-21-2008
Originally Posted by Adrian II:
Case closed.

Next!
So what was mr Reza Zareie* really doing at that "house of corruption" with six naked prostitutes?
Of course according to the official dementation they were only 5 and not all of them were naked.

*Mr Reza Zareie is currently in charge of the moral police in Teheran.

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Adrian II 22:35 04-21-2008
Originally Posted by Ironside:
So what was mr Reza Zareie* really doing at that "house of corruption" with six naked prostitutes?
Of course according to the official dementation they were only 5 and not all of them were naked.

*Mr Reza Zareie is currently in charge of the moral police in Teheran.
According to Iran’s police chief Esmaeel Ahmadi Moghaddam, the accusations against Zareie are of a 'minor and personal' nature and merely extend to him having committed an 'undignified act' of an unspecified nature for which he has been placed under investigation.

Subtext: gross misconduct.

News agency Fars quoted Moghaddam as adding that Zareie 'has never betrayed the (police) organisation'.

Subtext: he has been blackmailed for years.



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