ah of course the small penis complex , that explains why Tenzing Nogay had such a big smile in the newphangled photogrphic images , the smug little inbred indonesian (or is he mongolian ? doesn't matter as they are all the same)was relying on his imbreeding to furnish himself with a todger the size of a donkeys .
But anyway its all irrelevant now , the young boy from the town has presently arrived on his velocipede bringing a telegram , the news has been delivered from the colonies aboard a clipper bringing wool that Hillary has indeed died .
A rather unfortunate epitaph though , apparently on being questioned about his reasoning to Nuke Iran he replied "because it was there" . Luckily he never got to the peak of high office eh

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