What if a Astertoid is going to hit the Earth in 2 weeks? What would you do?
WHat If......
What if a Astertoid is going to hit the Earth in 2 weeks? What would you do?
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First and foremost I'd blame the politicians for not taking the NEO threat serious enough, as I already do. Then I'd study the potential for survival.
Last edited by Viking; 04-22-2008 at 16:25.
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Re-mortgage my house.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
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Quite simply be rational, relax and go on with life as normal while considering potential survival strategies. If the prediction is incorrect, then I don't want to have gotten myself into a risky financial, legal or social situation.
Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go back to bed
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I would make love to my wife as many times as I could.
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I go Eat Cashews And Milk until I go broke.... Oh Wait, Money won't mean anything though
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Well that covers 5 minutes for me, so what next?Originally Posted by Wakizashi
I would make love to my wife as many times as I could.
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Pape for global overlord!!
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Throw stones out of my window at passing people.
"The facts of history cannot be purely objective, since they become facts of history only in virtue of the significance attached to them by the historian." E.H. Carr
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I'd propose to Angela Merkel then cheat on her with Margaret Thatcher.
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Give in to unrestricted hedonism, most likely.
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Panic and cry.
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Steal a space shuttle then go and drop a nuke on the thing.
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
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Make my life happy
Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
By the livin' Gawd that made you,
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
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Get myself an underground shelter, some basic pots and pans/silverware, pest spray, a gigantic supply of ramen noodles, vitamin supplements, and bottled water.
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
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I'm with you
And right before the thing hits the earth, I knock out makaikhaan and I'll hide in his carefully built shelter, at the last minute replacing the water with Belgian beer.
Muahahaha
Last edited by Andres; 04-22-2008 at 13:10.
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I'm with you
And right before the thing hits the earth, I knock out makaikhaan and I'll hide in his carefully built shelter, at the last minute replacing the water with Belgian beer.
MuahahahaYou're gonna use beer for the ramen? Interesting...
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
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What? You don't already?
Strange person...
Anyway, i'd probably just go crazy. Not in the literal sense, i mean in just doing what i like. Hurrah for anarchy.
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